Public Sighting May-25-2024 - Chris spotted at Dallas airport

Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that faggot Caden live in Missouri? Could it be that Chris flew out to see Caden for some reason, since Caden isn't allowed to leave the state, and Chris was catching his connection at DFW?

Off topic, but DFW is a pretty rad airport. I flew in there several years back to visit a friend who lived in the Dallas-Fort Worth area at the time. The airport has lightrail train that circles it to take you to the various terminals. Great way to kill time while waiting for a flight. We even ate at a steakhouse that's right across from the historic stockyard that's there and I got to sit on a Texas Longhorn steer that they had out on the street for tourists to take photos with. I love Texas. One of my favorite states.
 
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The Dude said:
Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that faggot Caden live in Missouri? Could it be that Chris flew out to see Caden for some reason, since Caden isn't allowed to leave the state, and Chris was catching his connection at DFW?
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Actually, I think this could explain why Chris has been radio silent for so long, that he was visiting with Caden, who has largely been trying to hide his involvement with Chris and so would make the lardass be compeltely censored, to the point he couldn't even tard out about G5 since the tweets probably could be tracked or something.

The fact Son-chu is still at the Big Island house could be accounted for by Caden telling Chris to take an Uber. As expensive as I would figure going from Big Island to the airport and back would be, it'd still be cheaper than having to pay for airport parking for months.
 
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Gotta love how he evolved from putting a teddy bear in his bed with a hat on it as a decoy to wearing an actual fucking trench coat and beret as a disguise. Like all he needed was a pair of sunglasses to complete the french spy cosplay and you already know he had a pair in pocket from Dollar Tree.

The OP messed up because they didn't say the keyword for Chris to know they were of the Allied powers of the merge.

"Zap to the extreme, shock therapy flows downward, into crabbed briefs..."
"Crapped briefs.. *Sighs* ... Hold great wisdom outside the Merge."
 
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The_Luck_Boy said:
Gotta love how he evolved from putting a teddy bear in his bed with a hat on it as a decoy to wearing an actual fucking trench coat and beret as a disguise. Like all he needed was a pair of sunglasses to complete the french spy cosplay and you already know he had a pair in pocket from Dollar Tree.

The OP messed up because they didn't say the keyword for Chris to know they were of the Allied powers of the merge.

"Zap to the extreme, shock therapy flows downward, into crabbed briefs..."
"Crapped briefs.. *Sighs* ... Hold great wisdom outside the Merge."
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He missed the perfect opportunity to wear one of those Groucho Marx glasses with the big fake nose and mustache. Maybe it wasn't "feminine" enough for him?
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
To be fair to Chris
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No.

A fair is a veritable smorgasbord of fun games and standard entertainment, Chris is a rotten piece of garbage.

At least from what I can remember, I'm always saying I'm going to go to a fair one of these days and see if it was like from my childhood but inevitably I keep driving to work and doing something else on the weekend.

If one of your flights got delayed in the past, I do apologize, however. The only thing worse than a delayed flight are bitchy relatives.
 
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Take it with a big grain of salt. I wouldn't normally share something like this with no photo evidence and no follow-up (and coming from a furry account), but since we're playing Where In The World Is Chris
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Dude lives in Central California according to his twitter. I think it's more likely Chris was about to fly back home but who knows.
 
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I don't know, but we need nullIscariot to come back and watch this thing again, he might discover something new.
 
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Ammyterasu said:
Take it with a big grain of salt. I wouldn't normally share something like this with no photo evidence and no follow-up (and coming from a furry account), but since we're playing Where In The World Is Chris
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Dude lives in Central California according to his twitter. I think it's more likely Chris was about to fly back home but who knows.
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Unlikely. Chris unfortunately needs more confirmation in this day in age because as much as he likes to dress like a weirdo...so do a lot of crazy troon MtFs who don't really commit to the part. ESPECALLY since this new picture shows Chris actually is capable of looking almost normal and not something from a pre-teen girls cartoon come to life.
 
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I really have to wonder what Chris's latest infatuation with being incognito is all about. Was it the convention bans? It wouldn't have been Babscon because he didn't actually attend, it was just his name on the registration. It could have triggered something in him from the Raleigh convention bum rush, but they seem so far apart.

I think someone that we just don't know about confronted him in public, maybe even a local who knew him from The Incident, and now Chris realized that going out in his bizarre fashion is something that makes people recognize him, but at the same time, that's why he wore things like his medallion, so people would recognize him.

Some confrontation must have happened for Chris to basically tone down his dressing, and whine about getting his picture taken literally overnight, for him, since he's always enjoyed the attention in the past.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
Actually, I think this could explain why Chris has been radio silent for so long, that he was visiting with Caden, who has largely been trying to hide his involvement with Chris and so would make the lardass be compeltely censored, to the point he couldn't even tard out about G5 since the tweets probably could be tracked or something.
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Oh don't worry, KF will make sure that tech and business savvy mogul and badass won't forgotten anytime soon.
 
Another consideration for how this likely was a Caden visit - who exactly paid for the plane tickets? It doesn't even matter which airline (likely American Airlines to be fair), Chris simply doesn't have the kind of financial leeway to be burning that kind of money, since we all know he'd burn it on toys and other luxuries.

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Some confrontation must have happened for Chris to basically tone down his dressing, and whine about getting his picture taken literally overnight, for him, since he's always enjoyed the attention in the past.
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He was whining a bit about the negative attention even before he went radio silent. He made that post about the comedian making a joke about airing personal emails from an ex or something (in response to the Babscon email exchange getting framed), as well as the fact the unsolicited photos of him in public always accompanied people making fun of him.

I think he might have started toning his appearance down because he's sick and tired of the fact people still won't leave him alone over the fact he fucked his mother. Which they shouldn't, he's a horrible human being that constantly refuses to improve himself while simultaneously insisting he has. An undocumented confrontation may have played a part, especially evidenced by how Chris is very quick to go "not acknowledging you" or whatever to the guy at the airport, when normally he'd be going to god delusion sperging to anybody who appears to be half-interested.

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Oh don't worry, KF will make sure that tech and business savvy mogul and badass won't forgotten anytime soon.
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I'm not worried at all, honestly. The fact we already know Caden is involved simply means he won't escape scrutiny at every possible step.
 
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The Dude said:
Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that faggot Caden live in Missouri? Could it be that Chris flew out to see Caden for some reason, since Caden isn't allowed to leave the state, and Chris was catching his connection at DFW?
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If Chris did go to Missouri, that paints a hilarious picture. His whole adult life, Chris has lived around Charlottesville and Ruckersville. The former is a leftist paradise, and the latter is such a small town that he was undoubtedly known as the local weirdo years before he trooned out, so most people's reaction was probably just "that checks out" rather than backlash. The few times he's left home, he's gone to Washington DC (which is further left than Charlottesville), or to conventions attended by people even weirder than him. Even in jail, he was in protective custody so he never saw other inmates.

But now, Chris flies out to bumfuck Trump Country Missouri for a few weeks, going around claiming he's Jesus and also a woman to people who've never heard of him. When you think about it that way, him cutting his hair and wearing male clothes starts to make a lot more sense. He might've just experienced actual, widespread, offline anti-troon sentiment for the first time in his life.
 
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