Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sharpeteer]

It doesn’t matter if she’ll try to land a husband while she’s still kinda hot, or get a job that pays more than minimum wage. Anyone googling her name will go WTF as they start to read stories of sordid threesomes, cocaine orgies, YouTube degeneracy and five abused children.

What makes that so good is that her situation is all her fault. She could've just... NOT been a horrible degenerate home-wrecker and human fleshlight that did drugs. But nooo.

She completely ruined her chances of doing ANY-thing noteworthy in life. Not that her chances were great to begin with, still.

While Nick's thing is quite dark, as it involves his kids, HER situation? Completely hilarious.

 

[Shittus Maximus II]

I must ask, when is this thread gonna get the horrorcow tag?

Give it a week and well probably find out even more horrifying shit.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

Good use of time. [Rekieta seething about reactions to the case]

Idk what I expected. He couldn't keep his mouth shut or stop lying about the Monty defamation case. Why would his own criminal case be any different?

He's going to get drunk and start rambling on text (if not stream) trying to 'correct the narrative' isn't he? Im holding my breath for the other shoe to drop now given the charges involved.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

People mock Rekieta's swinging because he accused other people of being cuckolds and done marathons on people's sexual degeneracy being leaked.

 

[Heed Not]

Nick should hire an actual lawyer, plea down to third degree possession in exchange for the other charges getting dropped and 24 months of teetotaling probation wearing a SCRAM CAM plus rehab. He doesn't care about the kids anyway and he honestly deserves his felony more than Ralph did for his offense. If I were in his situation my attorney would probably try to work out the same deal for me.

The problem is Nick thinks he can get through this without anything having to change.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

I think what he means here is that they overcharged him and he is innocent and all charges will be dropped.

I’d expect they overcharged him. That does not mean he will be found innocent of this. If I was cyncial it was on purpose so they could argue him down to where they want him actually. Being realistic. It’s early days and that’s what it looks like so they put it down.

 

[Expendable Zaku]

It was something to listen to I guess while I play video games. Glad I did, I got a laugh at her seethe about people who hate cuckoldry.

Karyn embodies the clout-chasing, former current-year progtard/SJW looking for any safe harbor in a storm. She still possesses these fuck-shit beliefs to some degree. Anyone believing otherwise is an idiot.

 

[Scan_Lines]

I want to change my vote on divorce to No. After seeing how Kayla was in the arraignment, I think she's to whipped and stupid to divorce him at this point.

 

[Kheapathic]

Nick should hire an actual lawyer, plea down to third degree possession in exchange for the other charges getting dropped and 24 months of teetotaling probation wearing a SCRAM CAM plus rehab. He doesn't care about the kids anyway and he honestly deserves his felony more than Ralph did for his offense. If I were in his situation my attorney would probably try to work out the same deal for me.

The problem is Nick thinks he can get through this without anything having to change.

I figure the County Sheriff's Office does not has infinite resources to investigate; but I'll be laughing my ass off if they stumble across his shit talking the judge, talking about her vodka pussy juice being all over the chamber floors or whatever it was, and it somehow makes its way back to her. Go ahead and represent yourself and your wife Nick, I'm sure Judge Fischer will love your song and dance about why you're not bad people while she floods the court room.

 

[Mouse Cop]

It doesn’t matter if she’ll try to land a husband while she’s still kinda hot, or get a job that pays more than minimum wage. Anyone googling her name will go WTF as they start to read stories of sordid threesomes, cocaine orgies, YouTube degeneracy and five abused children

I'm sorry to inform you of this, but even Casey Anthony has a boyfriend. I think April will find a new simp to latch onto soon enough.

 

[Glowie]

Considering this retarded faggot is the one getting charged with a felony, empirically he is the one that understands the Justice System the least. The only person who knows less than him is Kayla since she actually believed Balldo’s bullshit.

Here’s a little hint for brain damaged Balldo the bitch boy: Don’t commit crimes.

Someone get him to drink on stream and get shit faced and then he sees what happens.

On side note doesn't government issue breathalyzers to people like Nick to keep real time tabs on them?

Snorting booger sugar killed off last last brain cells that Nick had.

 

[Kheapathic]

On side note doesn't government issue breathalyzers to people like Nick to keep real time tabs on them?

Breathalyzers are mainly field sobriety tests / hooked into your vehicle's starter; mainly to stop you from driving while drunk.

If they want a continuous monitor, it's something called a SCRAM Bracelet (recently learned about these myself); and it's pretty much a bracelet that constantly monitors your sweat and can detect illegal chemicals.

 

[Sewer Rat]

Nick should hire an actual lawyer, plea down to third degree possession in exchange for the other charges getting dropped and 24 months of teetotaling probation wearing a SCRAM CAM plus rehab. He doesn't care about the kids anyway and he honestly deserves his felony more than Ralph did for his offense. If I were in his situation my attorney would probably try to work out the same deal for me.

The problem is Nick thinks he can get through this without anything having to change.

I want to believe that he is so mad about losing the Montagraph appeal that he thinks now that he is smarter than all the big buck lawyers and that's why he will represent himself

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4]

Nick is proof that parasocial relationships go both ways.

He can't help himself.

 

[TurdThrower]

We are currently in the denial/anger phase of the drama. These supporters have had their image of Rekieta cracked, so they are going to produce a good amount of salt.

That fat knitting fuck was not even a supporter of his. She's just a dumb pedo-marrying cunt trying to latch on to a grift.

 

[Heed Not]

I figure the County Sheriff's Office does not has infinite resources to investigate; but I'll be laughing my ass off if they stumble across his shit talking the judge, talking about her vodka pussy juice being all over the chamber floors or whatever it was, and it somehow makes its way back to her. Go ahead and represent yourself and your wife Nick, I'm sure Judge Fischer will love your song and dance about why you're not bad people while she floods the court room.

There's no way people were willing to crash his arraignment call but unwilling to send the court (or the judge directly via email) the clip of Nick calling her retarded, especially with 20k people seeing it on Jim's stream. She's definitely seen it.

I want to believe that he is so mad about losing the Montagraph appeal that he thinks now that he is smarter than all the big buck lawyers and that's why he will represent himself

They already HAVE to get a lawyer because Nick risks being disbarred if he tries to represent Kayla beyond the arraignment hearing. Might as well get two.

 

[Father Balldo]

He's too cowardly to stream, even on Locals, so he has nothing but passive aggressive replies to random social media comments...

 

[Chazzed Up]

Kayla is, depending on who you ask: Either a deeply troubled, mentally ill woman, or an out of control hedonist who demanded being pumped full of nigger semen as a condition for staying married.

Either way, it’s hardly surprising that she tied herself to Rekieta and went down with him, instead of salvaging her family and her husband.

This is a tough mystery because Nick seems to heavily fetishize the idea of black men fucking his wife, so it's a chicken or the egg question. I suspect he likes the idea because he really wants to be the one getting blacked, but his degeneracy is so convoluted that I can only speculate.

 

[Schpoots]

>bitching about people not understanding the situation
>never explains the situation to people
???

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

I'm sorry to inform you of this, but even Casey Anthony has a boyfriend. I think April will find a new simp to latch onto soon enough.

All women, no matter how fat, poor, evil, or child-laiden, can find a mate. If they don't, it's because the choose not to. Easy mode.