Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Manwithn0n0men]

Rekieta blows up his children's lives by bringing drugs and a 3rd-hottest-girl-in-the-trailer-park tier crackwhore into his home.

Kurt, the literal anti-poon, knows this and yet desires to be Rekieta.

Other "lawtubers" hold up the "Nick is actually a good guy" myth despite all evidence to the contrary.

"None is righteous, no, not one (among the lawtubers)".

"IMO" I interacted with Nick....and Nick did me two free legal services (that both worked)

I think Nick before the downfall started in 2019 he was a good man. The drugs, the booze, the hedonism ...it rotted out the man that was

 

[break these cuffs]

4. Nick discharged his firearm within the home. (The casing found and documented by the police was listed as a .22, likely meaning a .22LR which is tiny. As many users have stated, and I’ve seen myself, these can get caught in shirt pockets and pants cuffs when shooting outdoors and shaken out when you get home. The casing itself is not sufficient.)

I believe they (it?) were .223 WIN bass. It would be listed as 22 caliber. The brass was found near a firearm that's .223/5.56NATO, magazines filled in that caliber, and loose ammunition in that caliber.

 

[MadStan]

Just wait until Vito gets busted with actual CP.

It's time for this nigga to go down. He runs to the defense of LOLCOWs always above and beyond the importance of the children involved. He couldn't give a shit about children with Ethan and Nick, but the reputation of the actual perpetrators must always be protected by him.

He is an enabler, and it's time for the Nigga Voodoo doctor to come visit, and install upon him the Medallion to rid him of his demons.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

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The "friends" of Nick are already trying to shit on the pastor for reporting child neglect.

very strange that dick and ralph think church congregations should be inclusive to them. it's one of the only merits of church that it doesn't respect people who live like dick and ralph. rackets getting reported is the system working as designed.

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

You DIDN'T see the cocaine because it's NOT THERE. YOU DIDN'T!
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It's not 3.6 grams....It's 15,000...

 

[polar bear]

Other "lawtubers" hold up the "Nick is actually a good guy" myth despite all evidence to the contrary.

They all share the same trait that Nick has - inability to admit they're wrong.
"he was good to ME so he can't possibly be bad. If he is bad then it means that I a was wrong, and that cannot possibly be true. I must have been correct. Nick must have been a good guy. It's everyone else who is wrong"

 

[Two by Four]

State v. Thompson, 2014 Minn. App. August 11, 2014, A13-1126

Defendant knew 1 son sexually assaulted 2 of his daughters and didn’t seek outside help.

Spoiler: Defendant knew 1 son sexually assaulted 2 of his daughters and didn’t seek outside help.

The evidence was sufficient to sustain defendant's convictions for knowingly permitting the continuing sexual abuse of a child under Minn. Stat. § 609.378 because defendant was apprised that his son exposed his erect penis to one daughter, and his other daughter claimed that the son raped her in the bathroom; yet, despite knowing that information, defendant chose not to seek help outside of the home; [2]-The court erred by allowing the State to impeach defendant under Minn. R. Evid. 609 with his prior conviction of fifth-degree assault because the offense was a gross misdemeanor and was not a crime of dishonesty; [3]-The court erred by allowing a witness to testify while visibly restrained without first making a finding on the record under Minn. R. Crim. P. 26.03 that such restraints were reasonably necessary.

In re Welfare of Child of D.E.T., 2013 Minn. App. November 27, 2013, A13-1148, A13-1164

Parental rights of 5 kids taken due to allowing 2 sons to sexually abuse their step sisters and did nothing. Dear God I hope this isn't a fortune of anything to come.

I have had the thought that one of the older boys might be diddling the other siblings in my head since seeing the charge for Lady Rackets, and I desperately hope it isn't that.

I really really hope someone fucked up the document and she should've gotten the same charge as Nick, because my next best hope after that was Nick was beating on the kids. Everything after that is just horrorcow territory and I don't want to think about it.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Possible explanations for Nick since he doesn't seem to be able to come up with one..
1. null moved back to the US to destroy him and planted the drugs and weapons.
2. They've actually never used the master bedroom. The drugs and weapons must have belonged to whoever owned the house before them.
3. aliens?
4. The bedroom slips in and out of this plane of existence and sometimes comes back with new items in it.
5. His kids joined a secret cult led by the evil pastor and are plotting to send Nick to prison so they can get the family wealth to give to the cult.

6. The ceiling cats and corner demons just like to party?

 

[Procrastinhater]

It's in the community happenings. Here's a link to the post.

I honestly didn't think it would blow up like this and just wanted to point out something that I thought had been overlooked. Now it is at the point were it looks like Metokur used my spoilered images in his stream.

It's hard to say exactly what it means, so for now I'm content to wait until more details come out. All this happened pretty recently, there are likely a lot of things in motion, and I am not expecting certain things pertaining to the kids to be made public so soon (if at all).

The backward document that many have reversed the text on, the one disclosing the pastor's involvement, looks to be just a picture of a document we don't have full access to at the moment (unless I'm mistaken) and could be part of the mandatory reporting from the week prior, but who knows:

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This image was reversed and a section reveals that mentions possible drug use and neglect. It also says there were zero reports of sexual or physical abuse and that the kids weren't in immediate danger:

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At some point that changed, as the police broke the door down and there were charges pertaining to Kayla indicate that she neglected to protect her children from physical/sexual abuse when the Complaint Order for Detention was made.

This could be an error, but what an error to make.

The Pastors name is like Max Von Sydows character from the Exorcist.
Based Father Merrin Melin going up against the Sonichu Demon.

I'm picturing that Intervention that had Nick seething for a week about Pedophile Priests with the Pastor making his way downstairs to the Gooncave, in a filthy house with the AC turned right up, while the Sonichu-Rekieta screams "MELIN!" from his streaming crypt.

 

[Major]

Rekieta blows up his children's lives by bringing drugs and a 3rd-hottest-girl-in-the-trailer-park tier crackwhore into his home.

Kurt, the literal anti-poon, knows this and yet desires to be Rekieta.

Other "lawtubers" hold up the "Nick is actually a good guy" myth despite all evidence to the contrary.

"None is righteous, no, not one (among the lawtubers)".

Nick is their idol who started their subgenre: rich, good family (at least they thought so) and popular. It's hard to let go just yet

 

[Shittus Maximus II]

It's time for this nigga to go down. He runs to the defense of LOLCOWs always above and beyond the importance of the children involved. He couldn't give a shit about children with Ethan and Nick, but the reputation of the actual perpetrators must always be protected by him.

He is an enabler, and it's time for the Nigga Voodoo doctor to come visit, and install upon him the Medallion to rid him of his demons.

Dick would probably still defend it. If there's one thing we found out about him after Maddox, Masterson will protect his toadies and ball washers.

 

[Glowie]

I’ve seen the word “Negholep” - poop, presumably - so many times now that it has changed in my mind to mean an Egyptian god of lolcowdom.

Nyarlathotep, Negholetep

The incarnation of grift, neglecter of children, injector of narcotics, guzzler of alcohol.

Recorded in annals of lolcowdom.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

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The "friends" of Nick are already trying to shit on the pastor for reporting child neglect.

Ralph is Ralph as usual, but Dax is seriously the worst nigger in this entire situation. Maybe indeed one of the most evil people on planet Earth who isn't a genocidal dictator. Man of God hears some wild shit, reports? "You sent him to prison for 25 years (priorities), you should've fucked off and let the kids suffer." There aren't enough words on the Merriam-Webster or the Nigger-Hood dictionaries to describe how utterly vile that reprobate is. Fuck him.

Anyway, I scrolled and saw someone saying something that amounted to Nick is getting too much leniency because he's however many letters of the WASP acronym. That's 100% correct. Noseguards who look at Nick tearfully, trying to force a come-to-Jesus moment on the unrepentant wretch are often the same people who grave dance when some completely random troon ropes or some nigger gets shot in a regular drug bust that's a 100 times less bad than this. Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses, and that's about the only time I've ever agreed with anything Rage Against the Machine's written.

 

[Cad an Hell]

Do you think they went to church today?

 

[Poop Tickler]

Not wanting to look through 4K pages and with no help from the search, did John ever post on the forum following the "Dear John" deal?

I'm certain he knows about what's happened, but our guy could probably use a few Farmers to tell him he won.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Do people really not understand what Nick is saying when he is super drunk? I don't understand all of it I'd say I understand like 95% of it.

Basically he has a meme idea and then he connects another funny idea to that meme idea. I think it is actually really clever and funny some of the connections he makes. I watched him be super drunk during the Metokur Stream and I found it a bit endearing because it was so funny and clever.

I want to hate Nick and do because of what he has put his children through. But he made me laugh during that Metokur stream. It makes it harder for me to hate him.

that's interesting. I can maybe kinda get where he's going with about 20 percent of his babble and the rest is just beyond me as anything but a string of loosely related thoughts. If you can really understand it can you break down the following for me? Crack an egg of knowledge on my head of wtf this nigga was saying?

“I want Jim to have one of those wheelchair with Bill Gates, where he’s sitting on Bill Gates lap, like rolling 12 miles an hour, he’s like 'I got super buff arms.' I don’t, Jim’s arms are way better than mine. And then, you think about it like, oh my god, if this man were at Hiroshima, he would need a fucking handicap ramp to survival. They didn’t even have those! They didn’t even have those they-they flash images of Japo’s on the wall…they put them into dust and made them into pudding for Dr. Phil or whatever…you’re like oh god what would’ve Jim done there? Like no he wouldn’t have done that, he would’ve been FDR. He would’ve been FDR, no he would’ve been an American president in his wheelchair, who rolled up, and then he would’ve died and left it to Eisenhower to solve the goddamn problem of the Japanese, Eisenhower created anime Jim! You didn’t! Why?! Why’d you lie to me?! Why’d you lie you said you created anime! You’re watching these big titty anime bitches noooo, no no no, you created the inner state highway system, you created legal drinking age twenty one, you created everything wrong with America! You tried to give it to FDR but it was Eisenhower! Eisenhower’s you. You’re like aw I have a wheelchair too. No you didn’t, no you didn’t Jim. You didn’t have a wheelchair you had internet access! And a Time Machine! And you went back, you dropped a bomb on the Japanese, thank you by the way, you should’ve done more, but you didn’t! Instead you left karaoke bars, sushi, what the fuck is wrong with you, big booty bitches, like knocking themselves…-anime ones! Cuz no Japanese women have an ass! They don’t have an ass because they don’t matter, because Japanese men just want a hand. A hand up and hand out just like the communists. They’re like, “oh wait, I can do this”…and then their hand becomes a futanari! Have you s-I know you know this!
Their hand, a slit opens up here like in vampire hunter D, and instead of a mouth…and intelligible conversation, a giant black cock comes out and they’re like “this is Elizabeth Warren” they…then they die fucking themselves. And you’re like, 'no this is good'”.

Best I can get is that he's trying to tie together FDR and jim's wheel chair, ww2 japan being nuked and anime, but I don't get where the funny is. I also can't get how elizabeth warren and dr phil play into it at all it seems completely unrelated.

 

[the_hidden_one]

I see the idea that Nick won't do prison time because it's a first offense and that if he does rehab or a diversionary program and get away with probation. If Nick was caught with a few grams and some pills or whatever I would agree. But Nick was caught with an ounce of cocaine. This is a very large amount and enough to make the DEA stand up and take notice. They see that not only does Nick have a large amount of cocaine, he knows people that can get him large amounts of cocaine. They will hang that 25 year sentence over his head. The only way he will be able to avoid prison is to snitch on someone.

And this person that he snitches on isn't some young black entrepreneur on the street corner. The people that can move ounces do not fuck around. These are the type of people that will show up at your mom's house and put a gun in her mouth, or burn your fucking house down with your family inside. If I was Nick, I would not be worrying about what the Internet thinks about me. I would be worrying about what I can do to make sure my family survives this.

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

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The "friends" of Nick are already trying to shit on the pastor for reporting child neglect.

Apparently "children will be safe in this congregation" is terrible advertisement for the congregation.

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

Nick discharged his firearm within the home. (The casing found and documented by the police was listed as a .22, likely meaning a .22LR which is tiny. As many users have stated, and I’ve seen myself, these can get caught in shirt pockets and pants cuffs when shooting outdoors and shaken out when you get home. The casing itself is not sufficient.)

The police report is ambiguous on this point actually, it says there are two spent casings "on the floor of the nightstand", which could as easily indicate they were recovered where fired and taken home by Nick.

Edit: To clarify, I'm not sure what the "floor of the nightstand" is. It seems to me it could mean inside an open cubby in the bottom of the nightstand, underneath a raised nightstand, on top of a nightstand with a recessed top, etc.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Maid? We all heard the cops describe the state of that house

Doesn’t mean the house didn’t get cleaned. Issue is a few days of not doing that and things get messy fast and if they were coked out of their minds cleaning the house every few days wasn’t happening.

If we take them at their word, Nick’s streaming all noght and making sure kids get to places during the day.

If all the adults are coked out, it’s no wonder maid work did not get done.

This is why you keep your house in order. Even if there is an explainable reason it won’t look good if the police come knocking.