Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

Is he really going to use the argument that checking himself into rehab is going to imply guilt?

Yep!

He's going the "I'm completely innocent" route. He still wants everyone to believe he's not a drug addict, and he doesn't need help.

Buckle up.

I hope for his sake they put up/bonded at $50K.

I would hope so too, because if he's planning on streaming under the conditional bond option, he better not have a glass of whiskey in his hand, or white powder on his nose, when he turns on that camera. There's an alcohol and drug consumption prohibition on that one.

Also, under the conditional bond option, he has to ask the court for permission to leave Minnesota. The could cause problems for Anime Matsuri, whatever gay shit Masterson might be planning, and the like.

We all know how much he loves his "vacations."

 

[The_Red_Man]

The funniest part of this dysgenic tub of mayonnaise looking motherfuckers pathetic defense of Nick and how he thinks its wrong for people to report child neglect/child abuse is that he is clearly sad he didn't get invited to cocaine fueled sex parties and his entire defense is him angling for an invite to the next one.

Take a look at yourself fatboy, you aren't ever getting a invite, between you showing up and the police I think they'd rather the police.

Tbh, I see him as the eternal "I see you as a good friend, but not THAT good" like any other high paying simp for any other e-Thot.

 

[Raspy]

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The funniest part of this dysgenic tub of mayonnaise looking motherfuckers pathetic defense of Nick and how he thinks its wrong for people to report child neglect/child abuse is that he is clearly sad he didn't get invited to cocaine fueled sex parties and his entire defense is him angling for an invite to the next one.

Take a look at yourself fatboy, you aren't ever getting a invite, between you showing up and the police I think they'd rather the police.

I don't normally like to brand people off-hand on vibes alone but this guy has always given me bad vibes he is just so fucking creepy and clingy to everyone no wonder he can't find a woman to be around him.

He is just off putting everywhere I have seen him

 

[Chazzed Up]

Nick's simply skilled (or was) at leading people to believe he's "fundamentally a good person." One of the most fundamental things about being a good person is valuing the welfare of children and animals. He's allegedly failed on the first one and he's bragged about failing on the second one.

He wears "good person" as a costume or a fashion statement... until it makes him uncomfortable or interferes with his good times. Then it's "WHY WON'T YOU DIE, JIM?" and "YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF, JOHN!" and "PROTESTANTS ARE BACKWARDS, BROKEN PEOPLE!"

It was only a couple months ago that he was BITCHING and MOANING about a missionary trip he took when he was a teenager because actually serving God by doing charitable work made him so upset, he held onto it for DECADES as a grievance.

Last year he was making wisecracks about how the Make-a-Wish foundation sucks because all they do is provide for sick and dying children, and only changed his tune when he found out how the surrounding family benefits instead.

He is not a fundamentally good person. I get wanting to think he was, especially for people who fell for his tricks, but that is not the true Nick R.

I hope when the details of the neglect/abuse come to light, that finally puts Jim over the edge. He stated that he didn't think Nick would hurt his kids but there are dozens of red flags that make me believe Nick at minimum does not care about endangering his kids. For example he 100% instructed his kids to be defiant of law enforcement. He put them in danger to cover his own ass and likely as an extension of his childish lolbertarian 'FUCK THE PIGS!!' attitude he's shown on the stream with Kurt.

Honestly I don't extol Jim as a saint so frankly I don't care that much if he wants to continue sweeping for him, but he's giving Nick way more grace than he did Ralph, and at this point Nick has proven many times over that he may actually be even more selfish and unhinged than Ralph. He's definitely more dangerous since he had narc charisma working in his favor prior to the heavy substance abuse.

 

[FedPostalService]

If Nick goes to prison he is very likely going to end up getting himself either beaten or killed. Either he's going to say something really stupid or he's going to do something stupid like join the D&D group. If he's smart he might try to get some cred by offering to help prisoners with their cases like that guy who went to prison after trying to take over all of Africa.

If any of you end up going to the pen, don't join any D&D groups, for some reason tabletop = Chomo in prison.

My dude, he grew up in the toughest part of Houston and he loves black peoples. All the ones he grew up with are in prison.

He’ll be fine. In fact I’m sure he’d be the shot caller for the Black Guerrilla Family within a week.

 

[cybernurse1998]

Nick's simply skilled (or was) at leading people to believe he's "fundamentally a good person." One of the most fundamental things about being a good person is valuing the welfare of children and animals. He's allegedly failed on the first one and he's bragged about failing on the second one.

There is a fundemental difference between abusing a pet for fun and killing a wild "nuisance animal".
If humanity was as kind to animals as you belive that we should be, then the human race would have gone extinct 150,000 years ago. 99.99999999999999% of all human being to have ever lived on this planet routinely killed multiple animals and a very very very very very small percentage of them turned into serial killers.

 

[Redneck Ragnarok]

I think they're sweet critters, but some folks I know up here who have small amounts of livestock have actually had to employ the same solution. If you're close enough to town or other property you can get into some trouble for discharging a firearm like that. At least that's what I hear from some coworkers who have had chickens and lambs and shit.

If you grow or raise critters it's a part of the process. However, live trapping one and drowning it is really strange.

 

[Kheapathic]

The pastor absolutely stepped in, probably attempted to work with him for months. Him whining about his church and the easter stream are pretty textbook narc rage responses.

This is where Dax is a retard, he tried to frame it like the Pastor just decided to ring up John Q Law out of the blue. If the Pastor took this oath as important enough to make the call, there was no doubt a Come to God moment if not talking to both of the adults to figure out what's going on in the house. Then when shit continued to degrade or if a kid said something that sets off all the alarms, that's when the call is made. But retards like Dax want to cry "You called the cops and didn't tell him!" One of the most retarded nigger cattle.

Styx has an exceptional ability to speak at length about subjects he has no knowledge or understanding of in a way that makes him appear authoritative and wise. He'd make a good cult leader.

I honestly thought he was the first time I started seeing him on YouTube. Some wannabe John Lennon looking hippie who wears a leather jacket without an undershirt; yeah this dude's building a cult where he gets to sleep with all the women.

Libertarianism is a naive autistic ideology that assumes that normies are as autistic as the ideology's advocates. Just be autistic people are too socially retarded to violate the NAP doesn't mean that normies aren't.

Libertarian operates the same way Communism does; it relies on others being 100% true and authentic to your principals, and if not, you crush them. The only difference is whether it's a military raised by the evil state or a 100% organic free-range mercenary army. They're the same fucking thing, the only difference is the authority that orders you to be shot in the back of the head.

If you grow or raise critters it's a part of the process. However, live trapping one and drowning it is really strange.

Half of those traps are to be humane ways to get rid of wild pests; the other half is so you don't spread poison or other shit and risk your own animals. If your goal is to kill the animal once you catch it, a bullet to the head is the most humane way to go, and the trap is reusable. Throwing the entire trap in a fucking lake and drowning it is borderline early serial killer shit.

 

[oh no im late for school]

If Nick goes to prison he is very likely going to end up getting himself either beaten or killed. Either he's going to say something really stupid or he's going to do something stupid like join the D&D group. If he's smart he might try to get some cred by offering to help prisoners with their cases like that guy who went to prison after trying to take over all of Africa.

If any of you end up going to the pen, don't join any D&D groups, for some reason tabletop = Chomo in prison.

i was thinking it'd be kind of funny if as a potential condition the court forces him into their public defender pool at a reduced rate and he has to take the cases of the rapists and driveby shooters he was locked up with

 

[Burd Turglar]

This Nick guy sounds like a real jerk.

 

[Rei is Shit.]

I'm sure this has been talked about before but Nicks cope that a drop of $200 whiskey is 86 cents is complete BS.

Normal hard liquor bottle is 750-1000ml
1 drop = 0.0648524 mL

$200 / 750ml = ~27 cents per ml

0.27 * 0.065 = ~1.8 cents per lick

I'll let someone else analyze his claims about a few drops making the carpet sticky.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Reminds me of the lowtax suicide copypasta. It’s funny because in a similar way to Richard Nick never took anything seriously, he’s not even taking his fucking arrest and loss of children seriously as shown via his locals comments.

Nick is on this train until he dies. Hopefully Kayla is smart enough to jump off. Her demeanor during her court appearance suggests she may not. She may have just been happy that they may be forced to stop now, in her mind.

 

[AnOminous]

i was thinking it'd be kind of funny if as a potential condition the court forces him into their public defender pool at a reduced rate and he has to take the cases of the rapists and driveby shooters he was locked up with

Even baby rapers deserve a competent lawyer. I'm pretty sure it would violate their rights under the Constitution to counsel to be assigned a drunken mental retard as a lawyer.

 

[Particle Bored]

Destiny reacts:

heh, he's commenting on the MATI restream.

 

[Not A Bug]

If Nick goes to prison he is very likely going to end up getting himself either beaten or killed. Either he's going to say something really stupid or he's going to do something stupid like join the D&D group. If he's smart he might try to get some cred by offering to help prisoners with their cases like that guy who went to prison after trying to take over all of Africa.

If any of you end up going to the pen, don't join any D&D groups, for some reason tabletop = Chomo in prison.

Harming kids or women is a good way to get eviscerated. Even if he somehow conceals his "folder", he can't, the first time his shirt comes off and they see those insipid anime tattoos; he's done.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Nick is on this train until he dies. Hopefully Kayla is smart enough to jump off. Her demeanor during her court appearance suggests she may not. She may have just been happy that they may be forced to stop now, in her mind.

I need a dance card, I can't remember if Kayla is the wife, girlfriend or someone else. If they're one of the main three, there's no way she wasn't also drunk and high constantly.

If Nick goes to prison he is very likely going to end up getting himself either beaten or killed. Either he's going to say something really stupid or he's going to do something stupid like join the D&D group. If he's smart he might try to get some cred by offering to help prisoners with their cases like that guy who went to prison after trying to take over all of Africa.

If any of you end up going to the pen, don't join any D&D groups, for some reason tabletop = Chomo in prison.

Nigga are you really telling me mfers in prison try to kill you for being part of the tabletop roleplaying gang? I'm gonna need a fuckin source on this, this is crazy shit. All I could find myself was an article about Death Row inmates playing it with the Mexican Mob.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

What kind of dumb shit thinks it's the pastor that decides whether the parents go to prison and for how long

Kurt the sperg seems to have his own attachment to Nick. Recent Elissa Clip with his monologue.
Half sad, half pathetic like Nick was the only person ever nice to him so fuck dem kidz!

Megan Fox blamed the Farms for Nick's decision to take blow. Meanwhile, she had no problem streaming and smiling while he went on unhinged rants.
Everyone from his nose dive days who streamed with Nick are trying to sweep it up as their fans ask how THEY didn't see it when everyone else did.

Lot of dirtbag grifters running scared they are getting flak.

 

[Affirmative Blacktion]

He is, unfortunately, NOT based lawyer Kyle Gass.

Instead, he's fat ugly incel that sticks up for junkies that abuses kids.

I'm sure he's used to such a clientele by now though (lawyer).

Seems like we found Rekieta's Gator

 

[keke]

Can I get a TLDR on Dax Masterson or whatever the hell his name is? And why did Nick feel like it was worth setting his American Dream life on fire to impress him?

His dream in life is to be able to rape teenagers and drunk women without repercussion which he’s written articles and spoken a lot about, attacked sponsors of people he hates by lying they said nigger even though he says nigger , all his fans are obese, hypocrite of the highest order, gay ops, gets fucked up the ass while wearing a cow costume and calling himself JuJu, snake that can’t be trusted, pedo sympathiser/endorser/is a pedo depending on who you ask. Desperately unfunny. Is a stalker.

Nick thinks all of these things are admirable and desperately wishes he was him. He is a super fan and participated in spreading the nigger lie that causes sponsors to drop a podcast.

 

[Finger Pistols]

I'll let someone else analyze his claims about a few drops making the carpet sticky.

I never got this. Like, why would you leave bottles of whiskey on the carpet? Because that's what he claimed, that the droplets from the bottle would get the carpet sticky when he leaves them on the ground. Has this man ever heard of the concept of a garbage can? Or are all of the trash cans in the house already full and he won't take them out. I am befuddled by this