Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Harm]

He's describing the kind of houses I'd see piss poor broke ass crack addicts living in. "Millionaires" living in fucking squalor while blowing $30k on wall art and trips to Mar-a-Lago.

 

[CoomerTine]

Nick lied about why he licked the bottle confirmed

 

[Physics Ninja]

I can't watch PPP pretend to be disgusted at the state of the Rekieta house. WE'VE SEEN HOW YOU LIVE FATASS!

 

[Beavis]

I don't trust anything he says about himself being a positive influence.
This man is a liar and only here to make himself look good and them look bad. He was a willing actor until they kicked him out.

How dare you this man is a saint!

 

[TheLastJoestar]

Aaron feels like the sleazy neighbor dad from Jingle All The Way

Talking a storm about Kayla, how he's gonna keep her safe, maybe her cookies are delicious and she's in the shower so he should go check. Put that cookie down, man. You are an unreliable narrator.

Edit: I've never met PPP but I can just smell the blue cheese and fungus on his rolls. Should he REALLY be talking shit about cleanliness?

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

This doesn't qualify as spilling tea. Dude is literally dumping the Spaghetti. Sauce and all.

If like 50% is true…
If like 25% is true…
If like 15% is true…
If like 5% is true…
If like 1% is true…

Nick is a piece of shit…




…and lolcow of the decade.

 

[FuhrerMustang]

we have the next award in the bag, holy shit

There's a decent chance this fag is pulling a LordKatz so who knows. And this is coming from the anti Kayla camp.

 

[House Cat]

NICK NEEDS TO BE HUMILIATED INTO REHAB.

I STAND WITH THIS CUCK!!!

 

[Tegu]

"I can't have a bunch of fucking cokehead heads running around my kids!" Nigga you a cuck. If you gave any shit about your kids you wouldn't be one in the first place. The same can be said about Nick and Kayla. These faggots deserve to have their kids taken away.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Most of this is probably made up but still funny nonetheless.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Dishwasher full of whiskey glasses, carpet stained beyond belief, dirty clothes everywhere.

 

[CoomerTine]

Kayla cried because Nick licked the bottle

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Kayla told Aaron she couldn't leave her kids? LOL sure, much better to just let the cops remove them. Idiot.

A lot of people will put uo with failing marraiges and try anything to fix and keep them for the kids especially if everything you do revolves around it.

It can lead to real bad shit that is never worth it.

 

[Harm]

Kayla CRIED over the bottle licking. She was BROUGHT TO TEARS and Nick would only FLAUNT IT MORE.

 

[Major]

This is so fucking unsettling. This Aaron guy is a creep. He claimed he has 3 kids. He is over at some married couples home, fucking the wife, cleaning, taking care of their kids and dreaming of "saving" Lady Rackets.... just what in the fuck. This guy is just as disgusting. This all is disgusting.

that's why he's a lolcow too

 

[Agent of Misinformation]

Aaron Cuckholte sees the demon Kayla helping in Janny hour:

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

What a fucking piece of shit both of the Rekietas are.

 

[Guntkvd]

Ideas for Rakets parody songs
The B-52s - Crack Shack
King Missile - Detachable Balldo

 

[Kiwi Yuga]

Has Aaron said anything in the last week about testifying? If the state wants him as a witness, streams like this will make that very messy, especially if his stories continue changing.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Kayla: "I think they did it so they could have sex, so now have sex with me 4-5 times a day."
LOL Yeah Aaron you're such a Saint fucking that man's wife totally justifiable.