Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Manimal House]

I think I fully understand now why Desperate Housewives reality TV shows get so many views. I know there's so much being said/done that's untrue but I can't unglue myself from the screen.

 

[Turbo Hornbag Hervez]

PPP and Andy are doing well tard-wrangling

 

[Friendly Potato]

This is all bullshit lol

 

[keke]

Although if he has custody over his ex I can only imagine how awful she may be.

When fathers ask for custody they get it almost 90% of the time, even when accused of sexual abuse by the children themselves courts favour fathers when they ask. Many reasons for it. More people should be aware.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Nick: “I couldn’t make it as a lawyer! I have to be a youtuber!”

Fucking shit, K yourself Nick.

 

[Room Temp Shrimp]

I find it hard to believe half this shit. Not because it's unbelievable, but because it's from Aaron.

 

[Harm]

I find this all to be admissible evidence in the court of my own personal enjoyment. All objections overruled.

 

[Jex]

Tell us about the *insert absurdity* story

 

[AncientPhosphur]

This is fake

Nick can boot up a stream and disprove it all at any time.

 

[oh no im late for school]

his biggest tell is when he does that emotional appeal bs about feeling bad about saying whatever it is he's lying about, he has nothing to feel bad about so why else punctuate the story with it?

 

[Archie Bunker]

Nick can’t get hard, can’t fuck, can’t make women cum, can’t fight, can’t stay sober, can’t be a lawyer. Big yikes, Broke Dick Nick.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Sisko?

Man, that nigga more honkey then I am.

 

[CoomerTine]

dang man, you posted too late, I already believe like 70% of it lol

I believe 90% but the last five minutes just feel like Aaron trying to make himself feel better because he never made April cum

 

[Harm]

KAYLA ASKS NICK TO KILL HER

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

 

[Captain Manning]

The thing is, I don't think Aaron is smart enough to make this stuff up.

Yeah, he might be exaggerating and/or making up some stuff, but there's some shit he's saying where he had to talk to Nick. Like the Vic shit. I don't think he made that up at all. Aaron probably doesn't know a goddamned thing about Vic other than what he learned from Nick. It was kinda an esoteric thing, and I don't think Aaron is a weeb.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Nick: “I couldn’t make it as a lawyer! I have to be a youtuber!”

Fucking shit, K yourself Nick.

I mean, he said as much years ago.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Aaron is mixing the truth in with lies (to make himself seem better), but it doesn't matter, Rackets is not going admit to any of it so leaving "any of it could be true" on the table.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

"I'm a big guy I can handle Rekieta"

Whoa buddy slow down, everyone is looking right at your buggy whip arms

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Nick would beat himself on the head, a lot, during and after domestics.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

HE DID THE VIRIGN WALK!!