Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 47 15.5%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 104 34.3%

  • Total voters
    303
I'm GLAD Aaron is going to the police and giving them any and all evidence that he has.

If Nick had have shown humility after the arrest and even paid lip service to getting better I'd feel differently but he came back the same belligerent schmuck he was pre-arrest.

Tell the cops everything Aaron.

Do it.

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Aaron is stupid. But I bet he spoke with his lawyer about all of this, and I bet that any lawyer is better than Nick, so he has an advantage.

About his marriage he said he had an agreement with his ex-wife. But I think he is being kinda naive about that. I hope he has spoken with his lawyer about that also.

EDIT: He confirmed he has been talking to a lawyer
 
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It's all about the broken pieces of speech and thought. This is one of the reason medical schools use people who have brain injuries or are under the influence of various substances to explain how the brain works. There is a very specific process going on here in how Nick thinks and the Alcohol or Coke or whatever he is taking breaks the process in a specific way.

Probably doesn't hurt that I spent like a hundred hours or so when Nick was still worth watchin back when he was reading Russel Greer's Book and in the beginning of the Vic Lasagna trial. I gained some familiarity with his humor from that.

I preferred the bit Nick did with the MAYO clinic and the Jews more but I had fun with this one. Glad you enjoyed this.


Ah damn I wish I could have a more useful form of Autism. You think I could reroll to be really good at shit-posting instead?
Ok but can you explain the cops at dennys not remembering their orders? That one breaks me. Even Asians parallel parking houses in the Pacific Ocean is easier than that.
 
that hole needs to stfu and stay in her lane
No bro you don’t get it bro she’s a girl who likes Star Wars. Do you understand…DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND how FUCKING special that is? We need to take her opinions seriously because she knows who Dexter Jettster is while simultaneously having a pussy that looks like if a cherry bomb went off in a ham sandwich and smells even worse.
 
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