Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

[vomitusdeux]

Just call them niggers. Quit being faggot redditors about what euphemism to use.

Euphemisms are fun when they often come up with stuff like "cum skin" or "toilet paper complexion". it's time to return the favour.

 

[NyQuilninja]

I'd eat that in a heartbeat, no shame.

Tbh I've have this before

And it was good a lot of cheese though

Pictured*
THE WALKING CHED
breaded + deep fried macaroni + cheese bun, bacon, Cheddar cheese, caramelized + red onion, macaroni + cheese, mayo
Bacon

 

[teriyakiburns]

You know, raccoons dip their food in water before they eat it.

Washbears are smart to do this, because they're eating things they found on the floor which are covered in dust and dirt.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Just call them niggers. Quit being faggot redditors about what euphemism to use.

That's boring and unimaginative. I'd rather say Malt Liquor Americans or crispy critters.

 

[General Disarray]

"Pavement apes" is #1 - it's concisely descriptive on so many levels and just sounds good.

 

[generic sauce]

"Pavement apes" is #1 - it's concisely descriptive on so many levels and just sounds good.

If I can't say the word nigger in a situation I tend to use basketball american.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

The thing that bothers me the most about this whole topic is how blacks who live off of Mcdonalds and chicken washed in the sink with dish soap have been for whatever reason deemed experts on what good food is. The whole "white people food!" is just yet another example of the anti-white hatred that's been increasingly common in America.

All I'm saying is that whenever I make my "White People Food", it's the first thing to be cleared out at the function.
Sorry Mrs, Gordita, sorry Madam Bixnood, but when this White boy brings the krautkrapfen and nusskipferl for some unknown reason it beats your deep-fried slop.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

deep-fried slop

I read this as "deep-fried soup" and got horrified for a sec

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

I read this as "deep-fried soup" and got horrified for a sec

I’m pretty sure that’s most Mexican food tbh.

 

[doodoocaca]

now I want to fry soup dumplings

 

[Die Oberste Direktive]

"Pavement apes" is #1 - it's concisely descriptive on so many levels and just sounds good.

My mom used to call niggers "porch apes" which rolls off the tongue a little better in my opinion.

 

[Cowboy Kim]

My grandma who was from pre-civil rights Texas claimed a common synonym for Nigger was "trickster".

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

In a few north Euro countries it's common to refer to them as black-bottomed or some other variant in the local language of "having a black butt"
It's insanely uncreative but oddly charming when you hear a little ol Siberian lady say it with a smile on her face like it's the most casual thing ever

 

[ScooterL]

My mom used to call niggers "porch apes" which rolls off the tongue a little better in my opinion.

I find I have to pause a little between the words to say that clearly. "Porch monkeys" is better, the syllables flow into each other nicely.

 

[NyQuilninja]

My mom used to call niggers "porch apes" which rolls off the tongue a little better in my opinion.

Oftentimes I've heard the term fellas or Blackfellas. Used to describe them.

This White guy over there was hanging around a bunch of fellas. Might just be Southern/Midwest way of being politely racist.

 

[Ukraine is Big Gay]

Person of Crime is a favorite twist along with the certified hood classic and more on brand to the thread theme of Lunchtime Rowdies

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Person of Crime is a favorite twist along with the certified hood classic and more on brand to the thread theme of Lunchtime Rowdies

Same. Along with Women of Calories.

 

[AnOminous]

All I'm saying is that whenever I make my "White People Food", it's the first thing to be cleared out at the function.
Sorry Mrs, Gordita, sorry Madam Bixnood, but when this White boy brings the krautkrapfen and nusskipferl for some unknown reason it beats your deep-fried slop.

If some groid ever tells me I doan season muh food, I'm throwing a quarter teaspoon of pure scorpion pepper powder on their dish.

 

[The Foxtrot]

If some groid ever tells me I doan season muh food, I'm throwing a quarter teaspoon of pure scorpion pepper powder on their dish.

I'd also dump a bunch of cinnamon and salt on it too.

 

[Barry Williams]

Re: Euphemisms

A friend of mine who lives in the northern US once worked with a supervisor who called them "Mondays", referring to the adage "everybody hates Mondays". I have no idea how common that is but it made me laugh.