Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pelican Bones]

But it is unconstitutional to own guns while having other drugs (like cocaine).

"nick's best defense is the constitution"

Show me where in the constitution it says you can have cocaine.

This is literally the exact opposite of how the Constitution and the Bill of Rights work.

 

[General Tug Boat]

The only thing that can top this is if Nick can try to represent himself in court so he can get the electric chair. I didn't believe it was real until I came here to see the feature. What a fucking monumental revelation.

Turns out Rackets is going to try to defend himself after all!!! Time to break out the bottle, take another drink Rackets you deserve it!

 

[Expendable Zaku]

defense stream over. well, fellow nick haters, looks like he's getting off scot free with bullet proof constitutional challenges that will rock the very foundations of our legal system. it's over.

All it took was the defense of a fellow non-practicing legal cokehead and negligent parent. Who knew?

 

[Annealing Crater]

No more blackpilling. HERE'S HOW BERNIE REKIETA CAN STILL WIN GET ERECT!

 

[Ghostse]

They had a snack tray cooler in the bedroom. It's apparently a device that keeps snacks cool? Why would anyone need this in the bedroom???

My guess would be they had one (or two) of these or similar:

https://sobrodesign.com/products/sobro-side-table

While I can appreciate wanting to have chilled drinks near by.... nigga how far away is the damn kitchen?

I think anyone reading this post would have a good shot at Kayla but I will brand you a degenerate if you go after a mentally abused housewife.

I cannot process trading down from a very fuckable April to the trailer park crack whore.

 

[Stupor Mario]

I am bit iffy what some libertarians stand for. But I guess hardcore ones are like anarcho-capitalists.
And I hate them for being stupid. They have belief in some magic thing that fixes every plot hole about their utopia.

Lolbertarianism is something people should have grow out of by the time they become adults. Believing it could ever work is like believing in a perpetual motion machine.

Also I like how the cornerstone of lolbertarianism is insisting that nobody can infringe on other people's rights and liberties, and now these LawTube lolbertarians are having a hissy fit about individuals on the Farms exercising their right to express opinions and speculations.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Which is a shame. Nick did like 2-3 videos (maybe they were streams?) where he picked a basic legal topic and went over a case that highlighted it well.

Yeah. Maybe one day he’ll go back to that. It would be the only way he could in future keep doing his job while also dealing with the kids.

Only streaming late at night into the morning constantly eventually causes issues. Streaming constantly in general does that.

What keep his old stuff more stabke was he was doing it way less frequently.

 

[Mikoyan]

nigga how far away is the damn kitchen?

Might as well be China when you're a couple lines and a full bottle deep.

 

[Atlas Sneezed]

fighting with Jim on Twitter

Please, don't stop Nick. It's not like this always ends up badly for anyone who tried

 

[Bloodthirsty Nosenigger]

Getting Nick's case dismissed on a technicality isn't the win you think it is.

Is everyone involved in Lawtube some kind of crypto-jew?
Because there's a lot of rather "talmudic" reasoning going on right now.

It's like putting up a wire and calling it a wall, or pretending a light switch isn't a light switch. And patting yourself on the back for having swindled God.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Kids are getting taken away, audience totally gone, entire internet is just laughing at you; The first thing he does is just starts fighting with Jim on Twitter. How long do you guys think he is going to take to break his probation? Just because I have a pretty strong feeling that he is probably licking the bottle at this exact moment.
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I just wanted to reshare this again to give some context to the absolute insane state Rackets is in right now; Plus this thread moves too fucking fast.

Is he fighting with Jim or just using his post to call outbwhat Aaron ssid about Vic?

 

[AnOminous]

He's not been smote yet. He's still free enough to make faggy social media posts telling us not to believe our lying eyes. While it's nice seeing him get slapped down I'm not gonna be totally happy till he's finally forced to admit he's a horrible piece of shit.

He's been plenty smote. He's just so fucking retarded he doesn't understand it yet.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Frankly I don't trust her with the kids either at least not until she's proven to be sober and responsible for a couple years. They went so far down the rabbit hole I don't think shes capable of walking away and moving on that easily.

I wouldn't trust her with the kids because this woman is perfect pedophiles wife. She will ignore every warning sign and comply with every mans demands as long as he does it slowly and nicely. She also has two young daughters.

 

[polar bear]

Is everyone involved in Lawtube some kind of crypto-jew?
Because there's a lot of rather "talmudic" reasoning going on right now.

It's like putting up a wire and calling it a wall, or pretending a light switch isn't a light switch. And patting yourself on the back for having swindled God.

the fucking chicken did it again. Always the criminal

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

I wouldn't trust her with the kids because this woman is perfect pedophiles wife. She will ignore every warning sign and comply with every mans demands as long as he does it slowly and nicely. She also has two young daughters.

Four daughters, isn’t it? C. Rekieta is the only boy I thought.

 

[ChromaQuack]

What a great way to devalue the property that somebody else bought.

YEW BROKE THE HOUSE YER DADDY GAVE YA NICKY!

 

[Dimension Sniper]

Not in The Narnia Chronicles. The Pevensie children were a real 4 sibling set that died in a train crash as they were being evacuated from London during the blitz. It was apparently big news at the time and C.S. Lewis decided to memorialize them as the heroes and heroines in his stories.

Sorry to come out of lurking just to be a sperg, but in The Last Battle (the final book) they do indeed go to infinitely recursive heaven after being killed in a train crash. Except for Susan because she rejected Lion Jesus.

 

[sum ting wong]

Watching Uncivil Laws stream, some of these people are beyond help.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

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Two things here, the first being that Aaron Imholte is the only person in this situation who's able to talk about what happened and the second is that he kicked Nick out of his house when he saw Balldo bringing drugs and shit around his kids. So in my eyes, Imholte's credibility "approaching negative infinity" is still higher than Nick's.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Is everyone involved in Lawtube some kind of crypto-jew?
Because there's a lot of rather "talmudic" reasoning going on right now.

From a purely legal perspective, they're doing what you would want your lawyer to do for you if you were accused of a crime. But they're not Nick's lawyers, and they don't really know the depth of Nick's degeneracy. A lot of people would be less angry with them if they front-loaded their analyses by condemning Nick's neglect of his household, his use of substances around his children, and his poor conduct as a husband.