Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 42 14.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.2%

  • Total voters
    292
People that have never spent any decent amount of time in here come in and try to change how the discussions happen all because it's faster than what they normally read on the site.

This thread is our victory lap now.

We were (80%) right about everything about this man, and he's getting what he deserves.

This is a time for celebration. But no, lets beg to have somebody come in and sweep. GTFO. We earned this shit.
>2024 join date

please tell "us" more about how "we" have been posting here for so long and spending so much time here that shitting up the thread is what "we" have earned as a reward

>764 posts

averaging 85 posts a day since joining, I am sure they're all great though
 
I don’t have too much experience with coke users, but plenty with alcoholics over the decades.

I bartended my way through college, so spent lots of time with the weeknight drunks who were there every day. Plus I had a few in the family.

And I noticed that after a certain age, or a certain number of years in the grips of severe addiction , it stopped mattering if they were drinking anymore, their brains were permanently fried.

There just isn’t going all the way back after a certain point, even if you quit drinking. You will be slower, and stupider, and repeating yourself forever. Your fun-loving, party personality from early drinking never comes back. You are dull, boring, and slurring even when sober.

That’s not counting the other physical effects of long term alcohol abuse.

Grim stuff.
I've known some coke addicts via various vidya guilds and they all acted like Nick. Paranoid, detached from reality and NEVER WRONG. They certainly would never admit to a problem no matter how much drug induced drama they caused. I'd never touch that shit.
 
I don't think Nick wanted Aaron to leave. On Kino Casino Aaron said that Nick got really mad when Aaron left and it boiled down to Aaron having led on Nick's wife. I'm not sure the mental gymnastics Nick was doing, but he must have viewed Aaron as the guy to keep Kayla happy, so when Aaron left Kayla, Nick was emotionally hurt as well. Some of Aaron's stories seemed fabricated a bit, but the part about Nick getting pissed about Aaron leading on his wife really stuck with me.
 
The main cavil about Aaron is pretty simple. He's the sort of scumbag who used to be Nick's asshole buddy.
It’s funny when you realize that Nick started trying to imitate Steel Toe after his failed attempt at stand-up. He was too drunk and entitled to pull it off and it just sounded ridiculous trying to make “edgy” jokes with no punchlines.
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“Trust funds amiright? They provide funds that make me trust you Poors less. Get on my level you broke faggots, we are not equals. Act your wage slave!”
 
Apparently he was grossed out enough by Keffals' moobs he put a mosaic filter on them.
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Tbh that should be a built in feature that an AI kicks in automatically whenever that guy streams.
His moobs are fucking horrific and the way he used to have them flopping out made me feel genuinely fucking ill.
 
Great summary of Nick's rise and fall. This guy clearly knows the lore, explains it really well, and may even be a fellow farmer... Goes from Dick, to Vic, to wine moms... he covers it all! (Kiwi & @Null make a wonderful appearance)
I do think he grasped something a lot of people have missed, which is why anyone admired Nick in the first place, but I kind of lost interest in the gay Vic part. He may be the gayest-acting heterosexual man in existence, but he has never been sexually associated with anyone but females. It's the very thing that got him in trouble. He likes women, he likes young women, so far as I have seen, generally in their 20s, but it's women that is his bag.

His somewhat fey mannerisms and his. . .well, those incredibly gay pants aside, he's obviously a heterosexual man. Anyone who thinks he's a homo has seriously defective gaydar.
 

Since nothing really is happening with Rackets right now anyways, could we get back to talking about stuff that matters?

*Trek.
*April goonposts.
*How to fix Kayla.
*What kind of degen stuff the rest of Lawtube does.
*Whether ThatSWGirl is a smoke show or a geek grifting freak of nature.
 
This thread is being used as a chatroom by about 10-20 absolute turbospergs who feel the need to shit out every thought that enters their head and about 90% of the posts are either them live commenting on some YouTube video or more normie Kiwis commenting on some shit that's already been discussed 10-20 times.

hurr durr shitting up the thread like ur post?!?!

But really, maybe just lighten up a bit? This isn't a wiki of facts and high effort posts only, the good stuff will end up in highlights and the rest might be useful to someone in the future. Maybe someone learning about Nick a year from now will enjoy reading the realtime reaction in the thread to Aaron saying how Nick beats his head in anger.
 
While I play catch up on the last eleventybillion pages, can someone explain the snow angel thing? I've seen it mentioned a couple of times, but nothing quite explaining what it is.
On it's own it's just what it sounds like - Aaron claimed that on one particularly memorable day, he and Kayla went out into the yard and made snow angels out of, I guess, giddy ecstasy. It's only interesting because it's part of his narrative that he and Kayla were deeply and truly in love with each other - compared to Nick, who was sinking deeper into paranoia and impotence, while the only snow April ever saw was going up her nose.
 
He just really sounds like if you gave him a gun right now he would shoot Rackets. This is not to say he's an awesome person, and even he would agree with the assessment that he's been, and still is a piece of shit.
Please, please, by the power of the Sonichu Medallion ... I WANT TO SEE THE VIDEO! I WANT LOWTAX-STYLE VIDEO OF REKIETA!
 
While I play catch up on the last eleventybillion pages, can someone explain the snow angel thing? I've seen it mentioned a couple of times, but nothing quite explaining what it is.
Aaron said he and Kayla ran outside to make snow angels after fucking, at some point. Addendum to that story, April walked in on them after to request dick pills for Nick.

Edit: Ninja'd but the bonus info stands.
 
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Yeah, somebody will argue that it's very easy to kick Rekieta while he's down, and that it makes for good content. But Aaron just gives the vibe that he's seething, has indeed been seething for a while, and once the emotions came out they came out in a flood of Biblical proportions.
I think you're right Mr Harris (love your book by the way), but it's even funnier.

Before Nick was arrested, Aaron was left to quietly seethe, while Nick was fucking both Kayla and April. I wouldn't be surprised if he rubbed it in his face, too, especially after April moved into Nick's place (By the way, doesn't that mean he lied to the cops when he said she was just visiting?)

But after he was arrested, Nick lost all the leverage he might have had over Aaron. Now, Nick cannot just sue him for defamation or whatever else Aaron might have been scared of, because Nick would need to divulge information which could easily land him in prison for 20+ years.

Nick's house of cards came crashing down with that arrest and it's only going to get worse from here. Now, the loudmouthed wannabe-lawyer needs to be tight-lipped. I don't know how much Aaron is still secretly seething, but it probably doesn't hold a candle to how much Nick is seething right now - he probably gave himself another black eye!
 
You're not obligated to give police any pass codes. Police will probably just attempt to subpoena Signal and see if they will provide records.
Pretty sure Signal doesn't store messages, so no luck in that regard.

Given that Nick was fired from teaching at his micro school, I’d reckon it’s an open secret.
Open secrets. open marriages. What's next, open sexuality???

Finally finished the Kino Casino with Aaron Amhole. I agree with the prevailing thread speculation that Aaron is lying to present himself in the best light.

Specifically, I think he’s lying about his personal level of drug use. What he’s probably trying to hide is he was just as much of a junkie as the rest of them. I think he feels comfortable lying because Nick, Kayla, and April will never be able to press him on that openly without incriminating themselves. The real reason he was kicked out of the polycule was because Nick is a control freak and wanted both women to himself. They’ve probably been having coke-fueled threesomes.

All the wife-swapping stuff is probably true though. Basically, anything that makes Aaron look bad is true and anything that makes him look good is an embellishment.
What's great is Aaron has Nick bent over , asshole in a goatse fashion. There is no way for Nick to retaliate that also won't fuck him in the ass
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"If you'll excuse me, I have to go make dinner [for] my children."

HOLY SHIT!!!
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This thread is being used as a chatroom by about 10-20 absolute turbospergs who feel the need to shit out every thought that enters their head and about 90% of the posts are either them live commenting on some YouTube video or more normie Kiwis commenting on some shit that's already been discussed 10-20 times.
Yeah no shit and I'm not going to stop doing it either so go fuck yourself, and neither are the rest of us. Now that everything we've been saying for a goddamn year and being called Karen lunatics for saying has been completely proven, and even worse, we're going to take our gloat time. Go eat shit. The link to the real thread for substantive information has been repeatedly posted, so go there, you little crying bitch.

And just another point, you dumb faggot, if you're throwing in a completely worthless post to complain the thread is moving too fast, YOU ARE NOT FUCKING HELPING, you idiot.
 
I am sympathetic to anyone who wants to make a real argument. The problem is the details in Nick's case undermines and goes against the libertarian worldview of functional individuals working autonomously to form a free society. Nick's flaws are so transparent.

Nick isn't a responsible drug user.
Nick isn't a responsible gun owner.
Nick isn't even a responsible parent.

Nick can't be trusted to do the right thing.
Nick always demands he be given more privileges while denying any accountability.
Imagine a world where everyone behaves like Nick Rekieta and Dick Masterson.

Nick Rekieta is the perfect argument against libertarianism.
I think the thing that's really frustrating is that the lawtubers (and Nick) are very fucking clearly using this as an excuse for Nick's behaviour. "Sure he's a piece of shit but the warrant was unconstitutional".

If we lived in 2020 and the cops busted down Nick's door and found drugs, and Nick said "I fucked up so much guys. I am getting off the Internet to reconnect with my faith and repent for my sins and go to rehab. However I also think that the warrant was unconstitutional" people would be very sympathetic. But that's not even remotely the world we're in. Instead we're in a world where Nick knows there is no justification for his behaviour, so the closest thing he's found is the constitutionality question.

The absence of guilt precedes the justification. Nick never felt guilt for his actions, and he probably never will with all of the dicksuckers in his corner affirming his nonsensical justification.
 
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