Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mikoyan]

These people are the worst
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Is this literally "Look, coke around kids is one thing, but the real tragedy would be punishing Nick"?

Joe is painfully New Yorker hivemind.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

It's possible they'll never come after him, likely even, he's a small fish, but I do know that the feds are aggressively clearing their backlog of PPP cases. Rightfully so, methinks. Obligatory fuck the feds etc etc but that money was supposed to help keep small businesses open and food on the table for vulnerable Americans, not go up some faggot's nose.

I don't even know how someone like Nick could have the gall to have applied for it. I know, I know - if the government is giving, gotta take it, but I disagree. That was, as you said, put in place so businesses survived and people had food for the table. Anyone who applied for it and didn't absolutely need it is scum. And should never again say a word against a Federal government or their taxes (no idea if nick has said such; speaking generally).

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Barnes/Viva Frei snip on Nate: Jesus fucking Christ. Barnes: nick is a "high profile critic" of local government. Idiot grifter shill.

Nate seems sane. Hallelujah. He's made a correct point: the possibly known pastor's report is not necessarily the only report or the sole reason for the warrant. And anyone speaking now doesn't know more so you can't make these analyses.

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The noseguarding never ends. Balldo is their sacred cow

Idiots.

 

[Alter Ego]

Aaron is watching Nick's incomprehensible "cop at Denny's" joke for the first time (after being told about it yesterday on Kino Casino) and is becoming upset by it.

 

[Meat Target]

Gawd I’m so tired of hearing these faggots talk about “my friend Nick”.

He’s not your friend. You’ve been on streams together. Maybe met him once or twice at a con?

That’s not fucking friendship. That’s just mutually convenient online bullshit.

Did “your friend Nick” ever offer you a line of coke or suggest some wife swapping? Yeah, thought so.

Just shows how deep their friendship goes.

Nick and his balldowashers have in common the desire to self-immolate for the sake of parasocial relationships.

 

[DumbDude43]

Gawd I’m so tired of hearing these faggots talk about “my friend Nick”.

He’s not your friend. You’ve been on streams together. Maybe met him once or twice at a con?

That’s not fucking friendship. That’s just mutually convenient online bullshit.

Did “your friend Nick” ever offer you a line of coke or suggest some wife swapping? Yeah, thought so.

Just shows how deep their friendship goes.

but i have never been offered lines of coke or wife swapping either!
does that mean i never had real friends?
how do i go about finding such good friends as nick reketamine?

 

[Captain Manning]

Those NOT nose-guarding:

Legal Mindset (to an extent) - said no matter what, Nick is forever going to have a PR problem

Ehhhh...

Andrew is really fucking borderline right now. He said some dumbass shit on his livestream today. He understands Nick's social credit is bady damaged by this regardless, but he seems receptive to Barnes's insane legal "reasoning."

"No child, your warrant doesn't count here!"

God, I hate TUG.

I remember back during Weebwars I had a hell of a time deciding whether I disliked TUG or Yellowflash more. Now, thanks to this, I am convinced TUG is worse.

They're both shameless grifters though, so that is probably forever subject to change.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

I would like to introduce you to Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020).
Granted its a pro se civil, but the case has dragged on for YEARS and no judge so far has stopped his shit.

Pro Se litigants generally get very lenient treatment that lawyers are not privileged to.

Also Greer has been slowly eating shit because of his inept filings. The only time he saw success was when real lawyers stepped in

 

[FattyBomba]

A judge not putting their foot down on this one case does not mean that litigants and attorneys are never punished for frivolous shit.

Lying under oath is also illegal but when's the last time you heard of someone being penalized for it?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Barnes/Viva Frei snip on Nate: Jesus fucking Christ. Barnes: nick is a "high profile critic" of local government. Idiot grifter shill.

I mean, technically he is a high profile critic I guess, to the extent he ranted about the judge in his civil and now criminal cases in grotesque, graphic anatomical ways, but he isn't a critic in any substantive way.

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

Oh Jesus. You are going to watch that guy?
I pray that your neurons remain healthy for the meantime friend.
This guy makes the most retarded takes ever.

Finally finished it, I’m sure others have watched, too. Joe did have a few decent take IMO: notably that these constitutional arguments are stupid, pointless and a matter of last resort. That Joe won’t be enabler and that Nick endangering his kids with drug use was reprehensible.

 

[Fapcop]

APRIL LOCATED?
The chat was going by too fast in Steel Toe's stream to grab a screenshot because I immediately ran to type it in my search, but someone kept posting this address saying April is here:

1912 480th St
Cherokee, IA 51012

I'll try to grab it if there's a chat replay. It came up a number of times though from an account that started with "Jose." No idea if this is legit or not, but this kept appearing in the chat. Figured I'd share and let us get to work.

“APRIL MY LOOOVE! I AM COMING FOR YOU!!! I CAN FIX YOU!!!”

(Some farmers, probably)

 

[Strix454]

Can juju the cow just get hit by a bus already? The dude is like the living embodiment of evil, proper spawn of satan.

Juju lives as satan in a literal hell of his own creation. He has literal demons like Riley, Mint and Vito serving him. He can bring ruin on others who listen to him, but he has no way ever out of hell. No matter what he does, he can never be successful or escape hell.

His current life is already the worst sort of punishment anyone could imagine for him.

 

[indomitable snowman]

Still a few pages behind in trying to catch up, but gotta ask this:

Given what a massive hypocrite Balldo-boy is, what are the chances he hires a PR firm to try rehabilitating his public image (in a move completely opposite with everything he pushed re: Vic's situation)?

maybe he can hire Tall Poppies.

 

[Ludicrous Moneybags]

“APRIL MY LOOOVE! I AM COMING FOR YOU!!! I CAN FIX YOU!!!”

(Some farmers, probably)

wow this is literally me

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Another feltening by based black man.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

LOL

I made a critical error in assuming lady rackets was looking after her children and not just doing coke, getting railed and not cleaning her home.

I honestly couldn't factor in that a well to do white family would let it get THIS BAD. If lady Rackets was just doing her job as a house wife, she shouldn't have time (or would want to) do degen group sex and cocaina...

 

[Sharpeteer]

“APRIL MY LOOOVE! I AM COMING FOR YOU!!! I CAN FIX YOU!!!”

(Some farmers, probably)

APRIL LOCATED

Fapcop's dungeon

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

If Ayn Rand were alive today, she would have a thread on this forum. Ayn Rand was a fucking lolcow.

As much as I love Ayn Rand... yes, yes she was lol. Openly had a 20 year affair with a colleague - both she and the boytoy were married, naturally - that went south because the boytoy found a side piece to the side piece and Ayn just couldn't take being third fiddle. There's probably more types of kiwi-level drama to her life but I remember that aspect in particular being extremely well-publicized.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I mean, technically he is a high profile critic I guess, to the extent he ranted about the judge in his civil and now criminal cases in grotesque, graphic anatomical ways, but he isn't a critic in any substantive way.

I quibble with "high profile."

Clearly a critic, though even that has been in the context of his personal experience, as attorney or litigant, with litigation losses, not some larger systemic critique.

And just hearing Barnes: he's afraid to live in the same jurisdictions in which he practices. That is not a good reflection on him.

 

[CarlKingofDucks]

Gawd I’m so tired of hearing these faggots talk about “my friend Nick”.

He’s not your friend. You’ve been on streams together. Maybe met him once or twice at a con?

That’s not fucking friendship. That’s just mutually convenient online bullshit.

Did “your friend Nick” ever offer you a line of coke or suggest some wife swapping? Yeah, thought so.

Just shows how deep their friendship goes.

For zoomers that is a friendship lol