Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TurdThrower]

Watching coomalot, contractually obligated to stream as a reason to continue....was he following his contract before all of this?

 

[yourfloppycaulk]

I was just curious about how often motions to suppress evidence work out in the defendant's favor and I found this article from 1991. It's very dated, obviously, and the sample size isn't huge, but it basically shows that the chances of the charges getting tossed because of an issue with the search warrant are very slim, empirically speaking.

also, i think that one reason that evidence was excluded was when a warrant and probable cause was issued on-the-spot (e.g., the cop "smelled marijuana" or something). if the police built their case in the week since the report on the 16th and came ready to find drugs based on a warrant for drugs (whose probable cause was established by something/someone we don't yet know), which i think was the case, then i think the chances are very low. the chance for a fuck-up seems to be higher when an officer needs a warrant on-the-spot and procedure isn't followed or the probable cause is weak. if they actually had time to build probable cause, expecting the police to fail at such a basic level seems like wishful thinking.

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Maybe the prosecutor will file late with phone notarized evidence... Worked for the folks Vic sued

 

[deerbeer]

I recall years ago that Nick said he has narcolepsy. Is this something he brings up often? Also how has he not dropped dead given the amount of substances he probably takes in addition to medication?

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

How likely is it that Balldo will blow his brains out when LegalEagle inevitably talks about his case? He hates that guy lmao

 

[Two by Four]

My point is this: how likely is it that Nick is gonna get a fucking deluge of superchat donos when he makes his next livestream simply because this “Nick is the victim (of a deep state conspiracy)!” narrative has already spread? Who’s to say that won’t steel his own attitude about how he hasn’t done anything wrong and he doesn’t have to make amends for or change anything?

He'll probably get a ton of money just from people spamming "Anime Sucks Cope and Sneed" and the furry inflation pic.

 

[Brian Oblivion]

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Do any of these people realize that fighting tooth and nail to defend (alleged, soon to be proven) child neglectors/abusers might not be a good look, lol?

Even just based on pure speculation, I don't think that Nick's church, which appears to be a non-confessional evangelical lutheran church (ELCA), even has anything that could qualify here. Although I also heard Barnes postulate that maybe they had violated Nick's attorney client privilege with April so I guess that's the level of thought going on here.

 

[RodgerDodger]

A question for the raging cokeheads ITT people in the know. I recently heard of someone on a public podcast saying they had OD'd on fent-laced coke and had to be brought back. And he was just middle class, not a street junkie.

My question would be, if for a good sum you can still find dealers who deal in "the pure cocaina" or are most dealers still a crap shoot on the coke purity. Nick seems to have gotten the "good stuff" judging by the fact that he's alive, and must have paid a super-premium. Was he lucky, or just knew the right people?

He was probably getting stuff that had been cut with neutral stuff like talc. Maybe a touch of something else. But he lucked out in not getting stuff with fentanyl. Fentanyl is unbelievably nasty. It's a night mare for EMS because if you touch with bare skin, down you go.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Nope. They are nearly as delusional as the balldo man himself. (Ps. Barnes has always been a fag with his unlit cigars in every stream)

I read that as unclit cigars, probably time to put the thread down for the night.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Thread moved like hundreds of pages, so I don't really know where 'we' are at but here, Nick's locals cope picturized:

 

[murph]

one of the kids told him directly that they had seen Nick do a line in front of them.

What the fuck, where is the source of that bombshell, I thought I'd been following closely as I could but that's big, if true.

I don't have any ill will towards Vic. but look at him. a fully-functioning dude can tell he's gay at first glance.

He's an effeminate man. There are some straight effeminate men, though they are very rare.

 

[TheSoutherStar]

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I don't think rush's wife is a cokehead (correct me if I'm wrong). I think these jannies need to be reminded every time that this is not a simple case of 1 drug addicted person, this is a a "both my parents are junkies" scenario.

 

[gang weeder]

1:37:40 Can't clip right now.

It's going to come out that Aaron is the other part of the probable cause for that warrant. Locking it in now.

If that's the case, I wonder why Aaron said that he "didn't pull the trigger" when it came to alerting authorities about all the nonsense. If he's on his "I washed my hands of this shit, I'm the good guy now" narrative, and he actually did talk to the police about what was happening, why would he lie about that and say he actually didn't?

 

[Expendable Zaku]

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They’re going past full retard and into ludicrous retard.

 

[Young_Griff]

wat?

Is that one of those "Ed Edd and Eddy kids were all really in Purgatory" style fan theories?

Nah, they kids all legit die in one of the later books (or at least the majority do) and and make it into Aslan's Kingdom.

Susan makes it to adulthood and because she starts caring about things like boys has to enter Aslan's Kingdom the hard way (accepting Jesus)

 

[Neil]

Given the fact that the Simpsons has gotten so creatively bankrupt that they're making episodes out of random background characters from Moe's Tavern, Nick might be able to find some future employment once they inevitably bring back Lionel Hutz, or make a clone version of him like they did with Fat Tony.

Of course, Nick wouldn't be as funny or talented as Phil Hartman (may he rest in peace), but he's definitely got some experience playing the role of an alcoholic, washed up soon-to-be-disbarred lawyer.

He's even pissed off the judge who'll be presiding over two of his cases!

Hutz is somewhat better at childcare than Nick is, though.

Given the circumstances, Nick might end up giving us a live action re-enactment of this very scene when his trial hits in August:

 

[yourfloppycaulk]

If that's the case, I wonder why Aaron said that he "didn't pull the trigger" when it came to alerting authorities about all the nonsense. If he's on his "I washed my hands of this shit, I'm the good guy now" narrative, and he actually did talk to the police about what was happening, why would he lie about that and say he actually didn't?

Do we really know what is a lie and what is truth that he's said?

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

Maybe Rekieta tried sucking his own dick and just hit himself in the eye with his own cock?

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Absolutely hilarious that you used Will Ferrell as your reaction image to that statement:

 

[batterybee]

I thought this was all but confirmed by his following of prostitutes on Instagram?

 

[Absurdity]

 

[footballteam]

A mandatory reporter ultimately has no idea what will be done after they make their report(s). They can make an educated guess, but so often reports are ignored or there's simply "not enough" to make a move on anything so ultimately nothing happens. Very often nothing happens until it's too late for the kids or not enough happens to protect them.

There's a lot we still don't know at this point but fact of the matter is Bro. Melin most likely didn't know what would end up happening. He surely couldn't have predicted Nose would force his kids to experience a battering ram because of his coked up ODD. This might not have been the first time he's gone to the police with a report on the Rackets.

The "the Reverend sWaTtED mUh RaCkEtS" argument is one of the most intensely retarded takes I've seen to date. They sound like Guntlinson. They're all just upset they didn't get to pork Kayla and Imahoe.

ETA: Fixed a typo.

Most of the time, unless there is an immediate threat, it takes multiple calls by different people to get CPS to act. Government doesn't want to feed and house kids if they don't have too. My assumption is that CPS has had a Rekieta file for a while and the culmination of calls is what caused them to act. I'm assuming Rackets is freaked out about what else is in that file because he probably doesn't genuinely know.

Church workers have a high likelihood to interact with children, they also will have an intimate knowledge of kids families and living situations, which is why they are mandated reporters. Pastor did what he was morally, spiritually and legally required to do. These lawtube fags are idiots.