Trainwreck The Empathic Nutritionist / Empathic Mamahood / Robyn Grogitsky-Ramirez / Luna Elva Ramirez / Glenn Ramirez / Atlas Glenn Standford Ramirez - Eyefucking Sociopath Selfie Addict Mother and Closeted Gymrat Pothead Father who use Instagram to Parade their Homemade Homunculus Tard Baby Created by their Refusal to Follow any Medical Oversights

Will Robyn actually go back to see the neurosurgeon in California?

  • Yes

    Votes: 26 12.2%
  • No

    Votes: 107 50.2%
  • Luna will die before the planned trip date

    Votes: 80 37.6%

  • Total voters
    213
  • Poll closed .
Weird thing to wish on globyn but have seen it happen in a little ones close to me. one of them begins to reject clothing. Will only wear underwear without a fight. Refuses to wear anything else and becomes mowgli from the jungle book. The other joins in. Chaos ensues.
Just two little wild men in her house and a potato.
First I wanna say. With woo or without. I know she says she’s going to do home schooling but I say by kindergarten or first grade age atlas will be in school. That’s a tinfoil for me tho.
Real point now:
She can not hide the fact she is now officially an actual mom now. She has a newborn and a toddler who both move on their own, have needs and wants. Those boys are going to give her a hard time in one way or another. Unfortunately that hard time may be the fact they have brains that are not mush. Luna can no longer be used as front. She isn’t the perfect oldest daughter who is disabled. Her lizard brain functions are basically going. She has had the walking legs newborn thing for years. It’s basically gone now. One of her arms is severely curled up and the other is going with it. The rash hasn’t gone away. She has fully regressed into deep potat mode. She has looked extra dead like around the edges lately. Robyn can only try so hard to present it as if Luna is alive. Now it’s harder than ever. Luna will die sooner rather than later. I do not think acorn will make it to a year one of life without Luna nearly dying or year two without her being dead. So he may be saved from interacting with her. though if that happens he will have to hear stories about his wonderful big sister Luna who died. Also being shown photos and videos of her.
have been thinking about this since acorn fell from the world tree. Robyn doesn’t know what she’s in for and I’m ready to see it in action.
Acorn and Atlas vs Narc mother battle has begun…. Glenn is there too I guess.
Tdlr of rant: Robyn is in for it. New theory that Luna will 1) have a big medical event before acorn is 1 then die when he’s close to 2 or 2) a big medical event and die overshadowing acorns first birthday.
(Lots of edits don’t kiwi post while tired)
 
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One more! When he’s in junior high and has a persistent rash. Mom takes him to the doctor and a culture is done. Turns out he’s growing mushrooms on his skin. Why? Well, after football practice, he’s tossing his sweaty, nasty practice jersey in his dark locker all season…

Also, to piggyback off the pissing like senior cats…when Atlas and Hickory just quit using hands to hold their wee-nahs while peeing and let it go like a fire hose. All over the wall behind the toilet, the toilet tank, the seat, the floor.

I’m sure Robyn will absolutely feel every inch of the fertility goddess mama she is when she sees and smells it.
 
I haven't even been able to assess the trouble my boys get into for the trouble my girls get into. I have concluded that as a unit, they are basically unmanageable and the best I can do is enforce good behaviour and nice manners outside of the house. Inside the house I have to tolerate naked dancing with a disco light "This is my DISCO PENIS".
 
Btw, I get how some forms of PT like the bending and extending of Luna's legs can be helpful but why are they still force-feeding her. My gosh, it's obvious the poor spud will never eat by herself, so wtf is the point? Why does the therapist comply with this insanity? Unless she's trying to help Buna cross to the great potato patch in the sky, I see no point in this.
Everything that's being done to Luna - and make no mistake, we're long past the point of anything being done for her - is for Robyn's benefit. I'm not even convinced that there's any benefit to doing physical therapy anymore, particularly with these therapists. They're working way above their pay grade with Luna, and it shows.

Holy shit the spoon in the shoe is making me laugh so hard.

Can't wait till Robyn's boys decide it's a good idea to take playdoh and smoosh it into every keyhole that they can find in the house. Or to put a frog in the freezer to see if it will unthaw and hop away because they saw it on the nature channel. (Protip. It probably won't). Or to dig a huge ass hole in the backyard because they wanted to build an underground fort...
The summer she was 4, a kid I knew emptied an entire family sized box of Rice Krispies cereal under the fitted sheet of her parents' bed, then remade it, just to see what would happen.
 
To add to the list of stupid shit young boys do
I knew 2 boys between 8-10 years old who were taken to the ER for ass burns. Why? Because they decided it would be hilarious to try to light their farts on fire with their dad’s zippo. They would have probably been ok except they attempted this feat of masculine ability bare-assed.
 
I knew 2 boys between 8-10 years old who were taken to the ER for ass burns. Why? Because they decided it would be hilarious to try to light their farts on fire with their dad’s zippo. They would have probably been ok except they attempted this feat of masculine ability bare-assed.
We've all thought it, they were just brave enough to do it
 
I knew 2 boys between 8-10 years old who were taken to the ER for ass burns. Why? Because they decided it would be hilarious to try to light their farts on fire with their dad’s zippo. They would have probably been ok except they attempted this feat of masculine ability bare-assed.
In elementary school, I had twin classmates who were notorious for egging each other on to do stupid things which inevitably ended in disaster. When we were 11, they got ahold of their great-grandma's walker and decided to take it for a spin on the treadmill in the basement. One of them got on the treadmill facing backwards with the walker in front of him, while the other controlled the speed. He immediately cranked it way up to maximum without warning, and his brother was thrown over the top of the walker and got stuck under the moving walking surface. He knocked out all of his newly erupted permanent front teeth, broke his eye socket, and got third degree friction burns ALL OVER his face. It was insane. Their poor mother.
 
I knew 2 boys between 8-10 years old who were taken to the ER for ass burns. Why? Because they decided it would be hilarious to try to light their farts on fire with their dad’s zippo. They would have probably been ok except they attempted this feat of masculine ability bare-assed.
Pretty sure that's how the South Park movie begins
 
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