Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Evilronald]

I hate these fuckheads who whine about how the kids are perfectly safe when their parents are doing lines of coke out of each other's assholes.

It's simple - if you are to drunk or high to function - then you are not a responsible parent.

If there is a fire in the house - how is Drunkieta going to get his kids out of the house when he is to strung out that he cant barely function? This is the problem with the "coke doesn't hurt kids" argument. This is also why the government decided that having hard drugs around kids is a inherent danger to them regardless to the fact if they have access to them or not.

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Childless Dick Masterson is giving parenting advice. What a joke. His kids were complaining they were starving, he has enough money for 3k a month for snacks but apparently is too lazy to spend that.

 

[buying gf]

Watching new threads getting added to the subforum is beautiful. It's like watching the birth of a new universe.

 

[Mikoyan]

The ogre sounds like he's going to switch sides. He's going live in 40m.

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"Don't put things on quotes that are not quotes" lmao REEEEEEEE

 

[Particle Bored]

Total armaments:
-Sig Sauer .380 handgun
-Sig Sauer AR
-Remington 870 12ga shotgun
-Spingfield Armory .45 1911 (bigshot interweb law commentator could afford Dan Wessons and he got an SA? Lol)

That's it? Acres of land to play with, and this is all big shot libertarian has got? I've got way less money, way less space, way less "freedom" to use them, and way less "reputation" as a freedom-loving anti-government libertarian to maintain and I've got... Well I've got more than that.

Shamefu dispray.

(All for the best, I supposed)

 

[Cyberpunk Meta]

LawTube cares more about their bottom line over children.

Grifters deserve the rope in Minecraft.

 

[Affirmative Blacktion]

All these claims about Rekieta hitting himself reminded me of this:

I wish i had the prowess in inserting Nick's face in the place of Dobby's

 

[zimzam88]

According to Andrew Nick is currently sperging in DM's. Claiming that he knows who reported him, claims this person had a personal grudge to do so, and that everything is a lie.

Man, I hope Nick streams.

Nick is 600% paranoid from his substance abuse and completely unraveling. He definitely needs to stream ASAP and show the world HIS side of the story, especially show the court and the judge.

 

[LanternsNSongs]

Seeing the growth of Nick really puts a smile on my face. From a small humble Multimedia thread, to an Internet Famous staple, to a Grift Wars LotY to now having his own whole Subforum. Isn't this really heckin wholesome and cute?

 

[Gorton Colu]

BALLDOVERSE COLLAPSES FORUM CREATED

I'll eat my hat, I thought that a Nick subforum would never come.

Fairly clear that this is for pure organization purposes. I expect to see a thread on the various lawtube personalities show up for archival purposes.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

With the new forum, we can officially say Nick is now Ralph-tier.

 

[yourfloppycaulk]

BALLDOVERSE COLLAPSES FORUM CREATED

I'll eat my hat, I thought that a Nick subforum would never come.

It coomed

 

[Blitzsneed]

If Nick streams today this thread will be at 5k before June 1st.

Please let this happen.
THIS SUMMER
THE SECOND COMING OF THE SEKTUR

INTERNET BALLDO SPORTS

 

[MeltyTW]

I hate these fuckheads who whine about how the kids are perfectly safe when their parents are doing lines of coke out of each other's assholes.

It's simple - if you are to drunk or high to function - then you are not a responsible parent.

If there is a fire in the house - how is Drunkieta going to get his kids out of the house when he is to strung out that he cant barely function? This is the problem with the "coke doesn't hurt kids" argument. This is also why the government decided that having hard drugs around kids is a inherent danger to them regardless to the fact if they have access to them or not.

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dick realizes poisonous plants also grow out of the ground right? there are plants that iirc will kill you in short order if you eat them and look like regular plants. mushrooms are particularly bad to try and id iirc.

 

[Howling Janny Dog]

Did you guys know that there's a RekietaLaw subreddit? It's slow, but even there, you can find a thread about the search warrant. Doesn't seem like a subreddit where they censor critics. Yet.

I imagine the mods would be torn on who to ban. On one hand, Balldo backed defendants they hated (Mignogna, Rittenhouse, Depp) but on the other, he does live like those urban hedonistic liberal types that exist as boogeymen for conservatives and his personal politics probably align with them more…

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Claiming that he knows who reported him, claims this person had a personal grudge to do so, and that everything is a lie.

And said person snuck an ounce of coke into Nick’s house?

dick realizes poisonous plants also grow out of the ground right? there are plants that iirc will kill you in short order if you eat them and look like regular plants. mushrooms are particularly bad to try and id iirc.

Anthrax is natural too, Dick should snort some.

 

[Harm]

It's just temporary

This is all temporary, friend.

Watching new threads getting added to the subforum is beautiful. It's like watching the birth of a new universe.

"And on the third day, Null moved the Lawtube general to the Balldoverse, and he saw that it was good."

 

[Corporal Lewis]

I found it really WEIRD that Nick would latch onto a comment with his weight and launch into the same "I intentionally lost weight. I got sick. I'm beginning to add the pounds back." script and rant for 4-5 minutes about it in response to one person in chat.

But now it makes sense.

Nick was probably being pressed by people in his church and other people locally about his weight.


Nick specifically mentions walking out during the Easter service in his disaster Easter stream. I think he couldn't sit still and needed to walk out for air.

I had a friend who started doing copious amounts of coke. All of his colleagues thought he lost his weight because of a breakup, but I knew the truth, as I was sometimes doing it with him. However, I never liked the after effect of sneezing for 2 days afterwards and have at least one nostril (if you only use one) that is basically clogged up and unusable. Maybe the coke was shit, I dunno.

He was definitely pressed about it and gave a phony explanation. But when he reached fallout ghoul gaunt status, all it takes is for one kid to smell and say they're hungry for Nick to be totally fucked. I really want to see how he'll attempt to get out of this one, never thought he'd become worse than Ethan Ralph. At least Ralph didn't have time to neglect his kids, as they were babies still and at least the mothers tended to them. But here, even the mother didn't do shit. The fucking cuckmaid Aaron is possibly the only "okay" person in all of this.

 

[Flour]

Oh my god, it is a 20-30 people DM chain where Nick is schizo-posting that the reporter has a specific grudge against him, at least according to legal mindset. He also said that this DM-chain will be archived by someone probably and will probably be used against Nick

Nick is on the coke again, huh?

 

[Strix454]

If she gets clean, gets therapy she would leave him. I think she’s scared and will just do what Nick tells her to do. She seems terrified of losing Nick/ being alone.

She needs to realize that she is already alone or worse than alone. She also needs to understand that Nick is currently on a path to total self-destruction. If he decides to not follow the obvious path to cooperation, he could go down for a long time and take her with her.

 

[Fools Idol]

Boys, boys, I can't take the cope anymore. I might have an aneurysm if Nick streams or these DMs come out.