Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mikoyan]

"Rekieta is king and mensh" - Godwinson on Killstream

Quick someone tell Ralph what language 'mensch' comes from! ....and then tell him what that means.

Retard alert: This dumb nigger doesn’t understand form templates have dates for each revision.
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That is impressively stupid.

 

[Mousey0328]

I doubt it. If anything, she held divorce over his head like a sword if the Faran texts are to be believed. Which I do believe. I don't buy for a second they didn't constantly gaslight each other. There was no scenario where all of this is just Nick. Kayla had to be throwing whatever garbage she was doing right back at his face. The retards who try to assert Nick was constantly gaslighting her and that she was roped into this by Nick are just that-retards. Kayla could've walked out at any time. She CHOSE to stay. She CHOSE to engage in drugs herself. She CHOSE to sneak drugs into fucking jail!!!! Stop this fucking simping bullcrap. Kayla is one of the worst mothers on KiwiFarms and she earned that title on her own accord.

I asked a question. I haven't seen Faran text. Therefore, don't know what they contain.

Yep, Kayla chose her bed. I was just asking a question. I haven't watched anything from Nick since Rittenhouse. Therefore, I was just asking what the more knowledgeable (all of you) what y'all thought.

 

[Niggernerd]

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He can go fuck himself.

Idk chief you seem pretty blind to his neglect of his kids

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

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Be happy Dick has read a formal document.
Who am I kidding one of his braindead followers probably pointed that out first.

 

[hesaback]

Cocaine use can cause insomnia.
I’d imagine in order to sleep, balldo used Ketamine, or Alcohol to counter act it.

Coke and alcohol lead to ethylbenzoylecgonine been formed in the body. (yes, that is a real word.

I'll stop turning the thread into Erowid now.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Godwinson/Persimp taking the retarded Rekieta contrarian take to "own" the Kino Casino and Kiwifarms because they can't be right on anything lol.

persep just hates that ppp won't be his gay star trek watch along buddy anymore

 

[NadeND-001]

Qurter Pounder made a video on the warrant.

https://youtu.be/S1a8jAYJsuQ?si=NZSCel6cTlK5hMrK

 

[norbo]

I know nick has supposedly been sperging in DM's to people and Legal Mindset said "he might stream". Please. Please dear god let him stream. Speaking of, has anyone spotted him streaming yet?

 

[BikeLock]

.223 is a .22 caliber. Same way .50 AE and .50 BMG are .50 caliber. People need to stop being retarded and figure out what rounding is.

No retard, I'm saying they found one of these.

 

[NostalgicJam]

Other people when they get money: "I'm going to buy a Mercedes"

Josh when he gets money: "Body cam footage"

A Mercedes is temporary, Footage of Balldo's house getting raided?...Forever

 

[Nod Flenders]

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He may have deleted it, but it's here forever on the Farms!

 

[Procrastinhater]

J

What if Nick actually DID tell Ralph that while high and dont remember it?

What you think the Gunt would just, like, lie?

Preposterous

 

[AnOminous]

Taking a stimulant and a depressant at the same time is retarded. It's one of the easiest ways to die from drug use. However, addicts are not known for their ability to make good life decisions.

Take a look at John Belushi and Chris Farley and the pathetic corpses they left.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

He did his first year at a community college in the minneapolis area (school unknown). He then transferred to southwest minnesota state. Southwest Minnesota State is a really low-end rural state college which is just barely above a community college. Anyone can get in.

Nothing wrong with that, it depends on what you do with your degree and what you study that matters

His degree was in "creative writing". It was an English Department degree where he could avoid most of the otherwise required literature and reading classes needed for an english degree. Its an absolute joke of a degree that you could do with barely any effort at all.

Fun fact any sort of English or philosophy degree is very helpful for law (because law is mostly writing and the better you are as a writer the better you will be in the future)

Nick spent his first year at the college playing video games in his dorm room.

How old was he?

He lived in the dorms for all three years. He eventually took up male cheerleading and met his wife.

No other clubs?

Having a real live girlfriend and being older than everyone else in the dorms gave him a certain prestige toward the end of college. He had lots of underwear parties in his dorm room with his buddies and dumb girls..

That I'm shocked. I dormed all 4 years of college (rent around me was super expensive, and personal reasons it made sense but I never had a roomate after sophomore year, although where I went many people dormed (they had upper class apt like dorms, it makes sense if I were to give personal info) or lived on campus housing for all 4 years, it's just where the school was located) and it didn't give me any prestige, if ANYTHING the seniors were known to occasionally buy the 21 year olds beer/liquor/cigs/vapes whenever they went on a beer run. How old was this guy? Where I went if you were older than most people the undergrads didn't interact with you and thought you were a creep.

Nick was a high school nerd who never got near a girl until his wife.

So he married the first women he fucked? What about those underwear parties Nick?

He was heavy into porn from a young age and also into watching those 1990s teen sex comedy movies. Nick watched porn and those teen sex movies and thought that there was a magical world out there that he dreamed that he could be a part of .

Being a porn addict in the preinternet day is a whole new level of degenerate behavior.

Nick got his degree and got an entry level job at Welles Fargo. Nick's wife dropped out of college and dreamed of being a stay at home baby factory.

Couldn't even get her teaching cert or nursing degree like all the other women going for their MRS? Guess she's fucked.



Nicks story doesn't make sense, so he had underwear parties but also married the first girl he fucked? Nick reminds me of so many losers I know.

 

[oh no im late for school]

I don't know if anyone else had this experience, but watching the cokestream was jarring to the point of being surreal.

so it's a bit like seeing this for you, huh?

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

There's a new crowdfunding site that I want to try. I've set the goal at $5000. It's awaiting approval.

Hell I’ll kick in 10 bucks, and I ain’t even a big Balldo aficionado

 

[Truly Rural]

Diddler Dax is fucking retarded lol:

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Balldo has some great minds in his corner.

 

[SquirrelSquire]

I'm sorry guys, I just can't anymore...
This thread forced me to finally create an account after 5 years of blissful lurking.

After work - 100 new pages
After sleep - 100 new pages
After taking a shit, or eating, or rubbing one out, or fucking sneezing - 100 new pages!

I give up...
WhiskyDickNick defeated me. I can't go on like this anymore.
I'm starting to look like @Fapcop Uhm I mean Our wife... and I'm a dude.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Kiwifags keep crying about how Nick abused his children.
Have any of you considered the abuse his children did to him?
These crotch goblins RUINED his Hotwife's body soo much they could only pull in discount Anthony Cumia into their polycule.
The ungrateful little shits racked up THOUSANDS of dollars of snacks.
He had to hire a nanny to take care of them and he didn't even get to fuck the nanny.
They didn't even have the self respect to wash themselves before RATTING him out to the cops.
If you really think about it Nicky is the real victim.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

No retard, I'm saying they found one of these.
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You know what I think that’s possible. Rekieta what’s to be black and gangsta and a 22lr AR would fit the bill