Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Ultrapenguin]

So this is just a bunch of loser dudes who want to bang the one alt girl with the blue hair and cluster B personality disorder, right? And she's like queen bitch of the cuck parade? In fact I suspect the one dude dyed his hair blue as well and keeps trying to cozy up to the girl in the pictures because he's only involved in the whole situation with the vain hope they'll somehow become an item.

It doesn't look good. People keep saying that Chibi will be the one outcrazying them...idk, I think maybe he's the one in over his head here.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

This is going to be on par with an air show disaster when shit hits the fan.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I didn't expect polyamory. Mostly because I didn't expect chibi to convince 5 people that he's a good partner. I give it 6 months before this crashes and burns.

It looks like there's 4 men and 2 women in this group. Which means that chibi finally gets the banana he asked for but not the one he wanted.

6 MONTHS?

6 weeks tops. And you know Chibi is the "partner" who's jacking off in the closet while he watches this dead star's mass collapse in on itself.

 

[vomitusdeux]

6 breakups at once might be the straw that breaks the retarded camel's back. We're in for a mighty milk bounty when he sex pests himself out of even a smelly blue hair polyamarous harem

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

It’s always one gross looking but not totally hideous chick surrounded by goblins. Every time. It’s uncanny.

 

[Vibralldo]

I've seen this type of setup before...
(Found the funniest possible version of this image given recent events)

 

[Torque Wheeler]

Every time I start to think this thread is boring, something amazing happens like this. Truly incredible. It's an honor witnessing this with all of you I'm playing paper Mario on the gamecube and it made me think of cheebs

 

[Pizza Time]

tbf he looks like every polyamours person on the internet ever. They are 90% sweaty white guys who post on reddit. It was either this or trooning out.

It almost looks like he's wearing eye makeup in those photos, so trooning out might not be off the table.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

It’s always one gross looking but not totally hideous chick surrounded by goblins. Every time. It’s uncanny.

I'd say it's pretty damn canny:

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

Close enough

 

[hunter2]

It’s always one gross looking but not totally hideous chick surrounded by goblins. Every time. It’s uncanny.

Because most people don't want to share. Hotter people have more of a pick, women doubly so, so they will cluster more people around them. But at the end of the day the overall pool of polyamorists is not super attractive unless you are talking about gay/bi men. Or possibly lesbians. Hell, i will just generalise about polyamorists seeking hetero relationships since those are the ones that seem to cause the most drama.

Hence a bunch of less good looking men (and occasionally a woman or two) dating a more good looking woman than you would expect.

The only exceptions I can think of are Jake Rapp and the girlfriend he got when he and Alison Rapp opened up their marriage. Jake and the girlfriend are actually quite decent looking from memory (like, regular person attractive not Hollywood attractive) . They both remain polyamorous. Alison, well, at best she fell into the not-totally-hideous category you described. We all wept for those poor eye bags.

 

[Radiaux]

Has everyone in the circle been identified?

 

[The Wichita Lion]

I don't think Cheebs gets ousted for being a sex pest, since most of them look like sex pests. My money is on him "surprising" blue haired BPD slut with a trip to Japan, just the two of them.

 

[MajinGoku]

why do so many retards worship japan when to them its just a country that makes cartoons

 

[Falcon Sebben]

How long before he fucks it up?
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Is that makeup, maybe our boy was right he is starting to transition

The chick with the blue hair looks kinda cute. The rest of them look like mutants. And my god has Chibi gotten fat. And... is he wearing eye liner?

Circle? Isn't this a term used in polyamory? I know polycule is used more commonly, but has Chibi gotten himself wrapped up in the mess that is polyamory?

Also the makeup is hilarious. Crossing my fingers for the next saga to be polyamourous genderfluid chibi.

It's probably the only way that Chibi can get with anybody. He needs to join a collective of people who are as damaged and broken as he is.

My guess on the makeup is he's trying to embrace his feminine side because he's totally bi and is totally into the two other faggots in that group.

Hopefully he tries to fight one of the dudes there for her honor like he has done before lmao

Most likely he'll just wind up bottoming for one of the guys because he's totally a beta.

 

[GreenHoodieGuy]

Would be hilarous and fitting if all the other guys are getting some action and chibi is just in the corner of the room alone getting cucked

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Would be hilarous and fitting if all the other guys are getting some action and chibi is just in the corner of the room alone getting cucked

Well, that's basically every poly degeneracy in a nutshell.

On the other note, as much as I find this exciting, something tells me it's gonna end with a boring pity baiting post on Facebook from Adam about him "fucking things up and leaving the internet forever". I hope I am wrong though.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

You guys think they make him do jumping Jack's while he's forced to watch?

Your cuck chair, sir.

 

[Avenue]

Maybe the sex therapist recommended this.
Cant get into a bi relationship? just speedrun all of them at once.

 

[Sugriva]

why do so many retards worship japan when to them its just a country that makes cartoons

Anime is their religion and Japan is their Mecca. You wouldn't get it.