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Rewatched the classic Dear John stream and between the smugness and his shitty standup larp it makes the whole arrest and Balldo's humiliation is all the more funnier 
Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.
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HOLY FUCK KAYLA IS RAIL THIN IN THAT VIDEO. Her legs look like tiny twigs.
Also, was pretty weird to hear the oldest kid talk about: “When we sin, we get punished”.
Indeed son… Indeed!
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Sodomy Barnes
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Nick is a worm. Pure vermin.Rewatched the classic Dear John stream and between the smugness and his shitty standup larp it makes the whole arrest and Balldo's humiliation is all the more funnier
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On break with a cigarette in one hand and a coffee
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Oh my apologies buddy, I know where we are but you can't tell with some people.
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Could you get some censored screenshots of Kayla in that video? I can't seem to find it.
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Remember Nick whining and complaining about drunk driving his children to school, stinking and starving and begging strangers for food because they hadn't been fed for days?
When we'd seen him absolutely wasted, mere hours before he was drunk driving them to school? And people acted like we were crazy for being concerned?
This is why he was raided, remember that.
We were FUCKING RIGHT.
When we'd seen him absolutely wasted, mere hours before he was drunk driving them to school? And people acted like we were crazy for being concerned?
This is why he was raided, remember that.
We were FUCKING RIGHT.
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And hang your head in shame at your searching skills, it’s literally on youtube.
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Kayla might have thrown those self-help books at Nick. Perhaps in a cosmic irony, #kickvic cuck Ron Toye's self-help books gave Nick that black eye!
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The ex-nanny
Chaney Bitzan / Chaney Holtberg
https://archive.is/A2jJq
How do I know? Some retards called Nobody Likes Onions broadcast a more detailed incident report that I haven't seen before. Hopefully someone else gets a hold of this document soon and releases it.
Chaney Bitzan / Chaney Holtberg
https://archive.is/A2jJq
How do I know? Some retards called Nobody Likes Onions broadcast a more detailed incident report that I haven't seen before. Hopefully someone else gets a hold of this document soon and releases it.
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Some shots from the video, arms aren't supposed to look like that, Kayla.
Nick isn't looking too swole either.
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my gosh. nick really is Blacker than drex
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Oh they definitely creeped on the nanny . Sweet jesus i would pay money to josh to have interview with her because i bet she has interesting things to say about the crackets .
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Both boys are rail thin, specially the older boy. That nigga is going through growth spurs, he needs to be well fed. Damn baldo what the fuck are you doing.
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Reproduced from Lawyers on the Lamb and other appealing court-friendly recipes by Nicholas Robert Rekieta
SpaghettiOs a la Nick
SpaghettiOs make a great dinnertime treat for kids who claim to be hungry, even though you only fed them yesterday. Unlike the conventional strands of spaghetti that might be enjoyed by a quartet of adult friends at an expensive Italian restaurant, or by a pair of amorous dogs in the alleyway outback, SpaghettiOs are small circles of pasta cooked in a traditional Italian tomato sauce. Debate rages as to whether they represent the letter 'O', as in 'objection, your honour', or the numeral 'zero', as in the amount of fucks I give.
In addition to providing a tasty and nutritious meal, SpaghettiOs represent a sound economic option for hard working families who are struggling to get by on a $3000 food budget in Joe Biden's America. One tin can feed up to five children for several days.
Those who are looking to make further savings should consider engaging the services of dealer who is prepared to provide SpaghettiOs wholesale in bulk, at a lower price per unit. When working with dealers, be sure to take a pair of scales with you to confirm that the weight printed on the can label corresponds to the actual weight of the product. It is also customary to check the authenticity of the merchandise before any transaction is completed. As with all grocery shopping, you should take full advantage of any concealed carry permits that you have at your disposal, as well as reconnoitring the area where the transaction is scheduled to take place beforehand.
Purchasing SpaghettiOs outside of urban areas will entail paying a higher price for a lower volume and may also require you to purchase off-brand, with a likely drop-off in quality. Malformed pasta shapes or circles that have come 'unglued' are common in imitation SpaghettiOs, which may also be cut with mini hot dogs or alternative shapes, such as letters, miniature dinosaurs, or trademarked imagery from the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Any canned comestible has the potential to cause injury to an unsuspecting child. Be sure to place the tins beyond easy reach, in a high cupboard, or in a gun safe
You will need:
Instructions:
1. First, prepare a sterile work surface by clearing any partially consumed liquor bottles and wiping away any powdery residues. Place the can of SpaghettiOs upright on the counter. While you are waiting for the contents to settle, go to the bathroom in the master bedroom and wash your hands until you hear the closing credits of the Star Trek episode that your wife is watching.
2. When one of your kids reminds you that you promised to make them SpaghettiOs hours ago, return to the kitchen. You can save the time that you would spend locating the soiled tin opener by shooting the can open. Always keep a loaded gun on hand for this purpose. If you are unable to remember where you put your firearm, a curious racoon will usually be able to open the can using an ingenious improvised method. Be sure to drown the racoon in the kitchen sink afterwards, so that it cannot pass on its can-opening technique to a friend or family member.
3. Place the can on a low heat and instruct your girlfriend's husband to stir the contents while you plough his wife. Serve directly from the can.
Congratulations: You now have happy, well-fed kids who smell of Italian tomato sauce rather than dirty clothing and neglect.
If you are in a rush, remember that SpaghettiOs can be served cold.
SpaghettiOs a la Nick
SpaghettiOs make a great dinnertime treat for kids who claim to be hungry, even though you only fed them yesterday. Unlike the conventional strands of spaghetti that might be enjoyed by a quartet of adult friends at an expensive Italian restaurant, or by a pair of amorous dogs in the alleyway outback, SpaghettiOs are small circles of pasta cooked in a traditional Italian tomato sauce. Debate rages as to whether they represent the letter 'O', as in 'objection, your honour', or the numeral 'zero', as in the amount of fucks I give.
In addition to providing a tasty and nutritious meal, SpaghettiOs represent a sound economic option for hard working families who are struggling to get by on a $3000 food budget in Joe Biden's America. One tin can feed up to five children for several days.
Those who are looking to make further savings should consider engaging the services of dealer who is prepared to provide SpaghettiOs wholesale in bulk, at a lower price per unit. When working with dealers, be sure to take a pair of scales with you to confirm that the weight printed on the can label corresponds to the actual weight of the product. It is also customary to check the authenticity of the merchandise before any transaction is completed. As with all grocery shopping, you should take full advantage of any concealed carry permits that you have at your disposal, as well as reconnoitring the area where the transaction is scheduled to take place beforehand.
Purchasing SpaghettiOs outside of urban areas will entail paying a higher price for a lower volume and may also require you to purchase off-brand, with a likely drop-off in quality. Malformed pasta shapes or circles that have come 'unglued' are common in imitation SpaghettiOs, which may also be cut with mini hot dogs or alternative shapes, such as letters, miniature dinosaurs, or trademarked imagery from the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Any canned comestible has the potential to cause injury to an unsuspecting child. Be sure to place the tins beyond easy reach, in a high cupboard, or in a gun safe
You will need:
- One tin of SpaghettiOs
- A Star Trek: The Next Generation DVD or Blu Ray
- A low calibre firearm
- A live racoon
- A close friend and his wife
- Spoons equal to the number of children you have
Instructions:
1. First, prepare a sterile work surface by clearing any partially consumed liquor bottles and wiping away any powdery residues. Place the can of SpaghettiOs upright on the counter. While you are waiting for the contents to settle, go to the bathroom in the master bedroom and wash your hands until you hear the closing credits of the Star Trek episode that your wife is watching.
2. When one of your kids reminds you that you promised to make them SpaghettiOs hours ago, return to the kitchen. You can save the time that you would spend locating the soiled tin opener by shooting the can open. Always keep a loaded gun on hand for this purpose. If you are unable to remember where you put your firearm, a curious racoon will usually be able to open the can using an ingenious improvised method. Be sure to drown the racoon in the kitchen sink afterwards, so that it cannot pass on its can-opening technique to a friend or family member.
3. Place the can on a low heat and instruct your girlfriend's husband to stir the contents while you plough his wife. Serve directly from the can.
Congratulations: You now have happy, well-fed kids who smell of Italian tomato sauce rather than dirty clothing and neglect.
If you are in a rush, remember that SpaghettiOs can be served cold.
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I wouldn't be too optimistic. While parents can't be held accountable for what their children do in adulthood, remember that they did raise the drug ghouls.
RAGE TWIGS LMFAO
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The more ‘Local Hero Aaron Imholte’ gets named in these official things, the happier I am.
Especially lovely that he enjoyed a nice jaunt to a casino, on the Rekietas’ dime no doubt, with no concern about leaving their oldest son to have to babysit all the younger kids, when he admits he knew he was having to make them food because they were hungry at other times as they were unable to by themselves.
The ‘oh my god you guys, I can barely read this next bit, I am such an asshole for what I did’ act is disgusting, and disingenuous, when he is laughing it up and sucking up the clout hours later on other channels.
HE. IS. LOVING. ALL. THIS.
And as an aside, speaking as one of those of the Beauty Parlour blow-ins, the whole ‘my sweetie pie’, way he talks about Kayla, as if she has no agency in this whole thing, is patronising at best, and downright creepy at worst.
Especially lovely that he enjoyed a nice jaunt to a casino, on the Rekietas’ dime no doubt, with no concern about leaving their oldest son to have to babysit all the younger kids, when he admits he knew he was having to make them food because they were hungry at other times as they were unable to by themselves.
The ‘oh my god you guys, I can barely read this next bit, I am such an asshole for what I did’ act is disgusting, and disingenuous, when he is laughing it up and sucking up the clout hours later on other channels.
HE. IS. LOVING. ALL. THIS.
And as an aside, speaking as one of those of the Beauty Parlour blow-ins, the whole ‘my sweetie pie’, way he talks about Kayla, as if she has no agency in this whole thing, is patronising at best, and downright creepy at worst.
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Possible powerlevel:
Apparently I need to leave my rental.
Not urgent, but the landlord has decided to sell up. Such is life, I shall move on.
I WOULD GIVE MY LEFT BOLLOCK TO OWN THAT HOUSE WITH MY FAMILY.
Nick is possibly the biggest retard I have ever encountered.
I say "possibly" because I have not met everyone on the planet.
Apparently I need to leave my rental.
Not urgent, but the landlord has decided to sell up. Such is life, I shall move on.
I WOULD GIVE MY LEFT BOLLOCK TO OWN THAT HOUSE WITH MY FAMILY.
Nick is possibly the biggest retard I have ever encountered.
I say "possibly" because I have not met everyone on the planet.
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Well, he's a Trust Fund kid who has never worked an honest day in his life. Is she much better? Making meals for 7 people a day and cleaning a mansion sounds exhausting. I mean you'd have to learn how to cook in bulk, organize a pantry, plan shopping trips... And your husband would have to not get blackout drunk every night until 4-6 AM
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What's funny is he starts off saying he could handle Rackets with one hand, then he obviously thinks maybe not, leaves the "6' 2" man yelling at a 5' 2" crying woman" alone, goes and gets a weapon, and comes back. He was uncertain he could physically manage a man 100 lbs lighter who's out of his mind on alcohol and cocaine after that tough guy talk.
I would assume Nick's family would be very generous. They have no reason not to be every reason to be.
Very plausible, but maybe I'm missing why you're so sure it's her?