Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[homofagget420]

What do you guys think the Police Activity YouTube video will be titled once the bodycam footage gets public

"crackwhore traphouse raided by illiterate police officer"

 

[kokokrunch123]

I hope everyone is archiving. Nick simply can't shut the fuck up, he can't just not talk. So the probability of him being one or more of these little meme accounts drip feeding small pieces of information to try and make people talk more about the kids than the cocaine is extremely likely. The kids are tragic, but the cocaine and the gun are the bad optics he's trying to avoid. So how many puppet meme accounts do you think Mr. Rackets has? Have any nearly vacant twitter accounts made suspiciously informative posts out of the blue? Is the moral flailing about children making the ounce of cocaine and firearms seem less important and less talked about?

He's smarter than all of us combined, he's a YouTube lawyer after all.

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"his smile and optimism, gone."

.. when he finally connects the dots and finds out who ruined his life.. all signs pointed to a Mr. "Nicholas Robert *Rekieta, Esq."

 

[Divine right to rule]

The PD is actively fighting us in this really obtuse way. They are saying things that don't make sense. It feels like they are trying to get us to stop asking without outright trying to deny us.

(It's not going to stop. The emails will continue until morale improves.)

YOU WILL GET THE FARMS BANNED IN MINESSOTA YOU MADMAN

 

[Edilg]

The PD is actively fighting us in this really obtuse way. They are saying things that don't make sense. It feels like they are trying to get us to stop asking without outright trying to deny us.

(It's not going to stop. The emails will continue until morale improves.)

I bet the fat police clerk just doesn't want to do the work of blurring out the kids faces and muting any personal information.

 

[Black Cat Owner]

"crackwhore traphouse raided by illiterate police officer"

Usually the channel only uploads things like shootings or tasings, but they recently uploaded a video about a cop who shagged his detained suspect so who knows

 

[Justtocheck]

Judge Jennifer Fischer

Open question for you guys. Do you think Judge Jennifer "Liquor Legs" Fischer is a magnanimous person who will execute the law fair and square, regardless of what a drunk lawyer might have said about her, or is she going to absolutely hold a grudge and make sure Rackets gets properly ass railed in diameter?

 

[Procrastinhater]

BTW don't go back through someones old posts and neg rate them just because you're ass mad you got called autistic. You need to lurk more nigger.

Seriously.
Negrates don't even mean shit anymore.
I mean they never did anyway, but getting mad over stickers is so fucking Reddit tier JfC.

 

[EggImpregnator]

I

Open question for you guys. Do you think Judge Jennifer "Liquor Legs" Fisher is a magnanimous person who will execute the law fair and square, regardless of what a drunk lawyer might have said about her, or is she going to absolutely hold a grudge and make sure Rackets gets properly ass railed in diameter?

I Hope she sticks a liquor bottle up Nick's ass and make him squirt out anal cavity liquor (In a bad way Nick doesn't like)

 

[Return of the Freaker]

It's the bizarro-sektur Rittenhouse case: everything is right there on video for all to see but they just deny and spin.

You think Kyle has any tales about Rackets trying to proselytize the Church of the Balldo? I vaguely recall some borderline inappropriate comments toward Kyle onstream that he kinda laughed off

 

[Procrastinhater]

I want to see it's armor protection, specifically against 50 cal. Apparently it's hard rubber, and I mean they use rubber in non explosive reactive armor. I'm just saying, Brandon Hererra needs to take his AK50 to it

Lmfao imagine a vest made out of Balldos.
Like that Dragonskin shit.
But Balldos.
I would pay to see that shit.
How many Balldos to stop a Raufoss round?

 

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

We have the police report you mongoloid. Is he saying the cops are lying about the condition of his house?

The church people who reported him to the police have a vendetta against him, the judge issued an illegal warrant, all the cops lied about what was going on inside, AND his entire audience misinterpreted more than year worth of streams where he appeared to be rapidly deteriorating in front of our eyes.

It's all a vast conspiracy designed to silence a man who can't even speak coherently anymore.

 

[DumbDude43]

Open question for you guys. Do you think Judge Jennifer "Liquor Legs" Fisher is a magnanimous person who will execute the law fair and square, regardless of what a drunk lawyer might have said about her, or is she going to absolutely hold a grudge and make sure Rackets gets properly ass railed in diameter?

she will sentence him to life in prison without parole for crimes against humanity (wearing the balldo)
he will appeal the decision and tell the appeals court about how he used to squeeze the liquor out of judge fischers vagina
the appeals court will then repeal his life sentence and give him the death penalty instead

 

[Fapcop]

Junkies should be put up against the fucking wall.

It’s all relative man. There are junkies out there who has never stolen from relatives or friends, no matter what else they did to feed their habit.

There are junkies who love their animals more than anything and take as good care of them as they can.

There are junkies who don’t fight CPS because they know the kids are better off with their grandparents. And when they have their visitation they don’t miss it or arrive fucked up.

And then we have Nick, who gleefully talks about killing animals, and the hassle of spending time with his kids to drive them around.

Nick isn’t lower than all junkies, but he’s certainly lower than many of them.

 

[Mushroom King]

Stumbled onto this on twitter. Really cracked me up thinking of Kayla doing rails and gripping the lord's microphone.

Her perspective : I've never been this filled with his light, I love Christ so much, I need a bump also.
Congregation perspective : Who let this alcoholic drug addict sing? She has kids?? She looks like a skinwalker powered by a car battery.



It's fascinating that coke heads / alcoholics think they seem normal and no one can tell.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Oof! Kurt says he'll probably post the bodycam footage if it comes out.

 

[Swole McPole]

Remember when his livestream chat was the wild west and no rules. Pepperidge farm remembers.

I have a feeling going forward that isn't going to be the case. CGoody is going to get to use his gay wrench powers a lot in the coming months.

Nick's just protecting his business. He's always defended his right as a 'freez peach absolutist' to ban anybody who was drawing attention to issues that he regarded as embarrassing.

That's why he fell out with null,

"The kiwifarms terms and conditions say quite clearly, 'Anybody who toucheth the cow will be BANNED and anything that they'be ever posted will be erased, anything that anybody posted in reply to one of these capital offences will be executed. They will wear a black hood that prevents them from seeing. Then board owner will ceremonially deploy the balldo on their testicles, using all three silicon rings. Finally, the offended lolcow will get to have his way with the rule breaker.'

How can you not know this, null? It's your damn website. You wrote this rule. Sure, I might have had some input as to what the final punishment would be, but they're YOUR rules for YOUR websiAte!
What do you mean, give me an example? I don't want anybody banned. I don't want to see them balldoed while Drex mounts them anally. Drex is much too busy, anyway. Kayla's really a handful and he's having trouble satisfying her as it is. All I'm asking is that your website obeys its own rules! You're a fucking autist who has no idea how to react to social signals...

SSSSSNORRRRRRTTTT!!!!!!

Aghhhh, that's some damn fine... cok... whiskey! That's some damn fine whiskey. Look, I'm licking the bottle right now. Null? Null? Dammit, Null! Did you hang up on me, you bastard? Why can't you get what I'm saying here, you useless sperg. Just delete my thread and we'll be cool again. Asshole!"

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Vaginal juice. Don’t forget the vaginal juice. So classy…

“Vaginal liquor. That judge was pouring out all her vaginal liquor, not juice. She’s a dumb bitch.” -Nick Rekieta correcting the court of Kiwifarms

 

[EggImpregnator]

It feels good to be vindicated on literally everything. The Farms was right about everything. The alcoholism, the swinging, the cuckoldry, the child neglect, the drug use. Everything was right.

 

[Fapcop]

“Vaginal liquor. That judge was pouring out all her vaginas liquor, not juice.” -Nick Rekieta correcting the court of Kiwifarms

Oh dear lord, please have them read that aloud in court as evidence of how fucked and drunk he is on a regular basis!

“Mr Rekieta, what do you mean by ‘vaginal liquor’?!?”

“Mr Rekieta, in your years in the legal profession, have you ever come across a judge pouring liquor out of her vagina?”

 

[Goatchoker]

Oof! Kurt says he'll probably post the bodycam footage if it comes out.

I think Kurt breaking down the other day was him realizing how bad it all is and that he wants nothing to do with him anymore.

I hope everyone posts it honestly. I am so invested in seeing this footage.