Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Norvic 2 The Ressurection]

The speed Wu went from "We should get money out of politics, it's wrong that monied interests should be able to buy politicians!" to "Boy howdy, isn't it great that monied interests can buy politicians! It's so great that you should do it too, except you can't because you're a filthy poor!" is nothing short of breathtaking. I totally respect Wu's speedrunning skills now, Why I Left The Left Any% world record.

Also, I happen to remember this:

If I had a twitter account, I'd be extremely tempted to make a "this you?" tweet.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

John just tell these disgusting NI,GGERS to get back to the cotton field where they belong



So cute! The thing is John is actually is re,tarded and so are you.

 

[MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti]

John just tell these disgusting NI,GGERS to get back to the cotton field where they belong

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So cute! The thing is John is actually is re,tarded and so are you.

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Yet another use of "watermelon freaks" lmao what a fuggin raciss

 

[Norvic 2 The Ressurection]

Ew. Jesus Christ, I didn't need this.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Ew. Jesus Christ, I didn't need this.

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I don’t want to know what Frank is doing to John’s colon, thank you.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

John just tell these disgusting NI,GGERS to get back to the cotton field where they belong

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Nice of John to provide some hard figures for the Frank timeline.

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

Then why do you pretend you are a woman?

 

[fuckidunno]

well Gosh, maybe we should check enrollment records for one John Walker Flynt

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Your weekly team meetings definitely appreciate these updates, John.

 

[Baggywrinkle_v2]

Then why do you pretend you are a woman?

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John's whole life is an appropriation. This is what he claims he is most known for:

• Software engineer - no, using Unreal Engine does not make you a software engineer
• Journalist - no, even those 10 years worth of college classes didn't make you a journalist
• Biggest victim of gamergate - you tried, but no
• Most battle-hardened soldier of Israel - lol, he literally thinks he's an actual soldier in a war
• Executive director - not really a great achievement when you are paying yourself
• Speedrunner - for one game he's spent tons of money on, and he's not even the top
• Mechanic - just trust John on this one, his camera only works on Frank's retard face
• Racer - of course he races, he has a motorcycle doesn't he?

The most egregious one is being a woman in tech, because companies actually allowed him to speak from a position of authority. But that goes for all the so-called victims of gamergate.

He's already admitted to his current "honorary Jew" grift, stating that Jews spend a lot of money on their causes. He also desperately wants to be Destiny's bff.

 

[Mikoyan]

Your weekly team meetings definitely appreciate these updates, John.

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The reason for playing games on CRT of course is the lack of lag inherent in it.

Instead he made it the laggiest fucking shit possible. I'd love to actually see how many frames behind all those conversions make it.

 

[Vastly Amused]

John's whole life is an appropriation. This is what he claims he is most known for:

• Software engineer - no, using Unreal Engine does not make you a software engineer
• Journalist - no, even those 10 years worth of college classes didn't make you a journalist
• Biggest victim of gamergate - you tried, but no
• Most battle-hardened soldier of Israel - lol, he literally thinks he's an actual soldier in a war
• Executive director - not really a great achievement when you are paying yourself
• Speedrunner - for one game he's spent tons of money on, and he's not even the top
• Mechanic - just trust John on this one, his camera only works on Frank's retard face
• Racer - of course he races, he has a motorcycle doesn't he?

The most egregious one is being a woman in tech, because companies actually allowed him to speak from a position of authority. But that goes for all the so-called victims of gamergate.

He's already admitted to his current "honorary Jew" grift, stating that Jews spend a lot of money on their causes. He also desperately wants to be Destiny's bff.

Didn't he also brag about being a serious runner? Heh--John thinks he's a jock.


Edit--the spell check doesn't like "heh", and corrected it to "hey".

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Groom your fucking dog.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Groom your fucking dog.

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The one time we want a tranny to groom someone.

 

[MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti]

The reason for playing games on CRT of course is the lack of lag inherent in it.

Instead he made it the laggiest fucking shit possible. I'd love to actually see how many frames behind all those conversions make it.

He's using an aftermarket FPGA SNES too, instead of a factory Super Famicom. Would such a device be allowed in speedrun circles? An FPGA could be programmed to do anything, so could it even be trusted to not be cheesed in some way?

 

[Mikoyan]

He's using an aftermarket FPGA SNES too, instead of a factory Super Famicom. Would such a device be allowed in speedrun circles? An FPGA could be programmed to do anything, so could it even be trusted to not be cheesed in some way?

I believe that the general consensus is it's still 'emulation'.

At some point they're going to have to deal with this though since they're gonna start running out of OG hardware. But that's not today yet.

 

[Baggywrinkle_v2]

Groom your fucking dog.

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Master mechanic John claims he installed an air conditioner:

But he doesn't clarify who actually did the work:

 

[Norvic 2 The Ressurection]

President Sunday has discovered the Bluejean Bandit thread, which has caused Wu for the first time ever to publicly address the situation:

Wu seems pretty confident that there won't be any other corroborating information ever found, which she may be right about. I'm not sure civil restraining orders are records you can just request, nor do I really know where you'd request them from in any case. I'd love to be wrong about this though.

To imagine that the guy who told that story was making it up before Wu ever became internet infamous would be pretty unlikely though. In the balance of probabilities Wu is just lying.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Imagine time travelling to 2014 and telling everyone that John is now simping Lauren Southern.



John this joke just gets funnier every time you make it, because everyone needs to be reminded that being self-depreciating about traditional masculine norms is the same thing as ploughing another gay dude in his decomposing crotch hole.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

John this joke just gets funnier every time you make it, because everyone needs to be reminded that being self-depreciating about traditional masculine norms is the same thing as ploughing another gay dude in his decomposing crotch hole.

But Frank doesn’t like real women.