Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Laura Loomer]

I asked meta AI about Nick Rekieta and its answer is pretty hilarious. It even knows about the sonichu medallion.

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Copilot suggested I watch Kino Casino.

 

[trash cat]

Open question for you guys. Do you think Judge Jennifer "Liquor Legs" Fischer is a magnanimous person who will execute the law fair and square, regardless of what a drunk lawyer might have said about her, or is she going to absolutely hold a grudge and make sure Rackets gets properly ass railed in diameter?

I think this may be an unpopular opinion, but...

No, I don't think Judge Fischer will be able to execute the law in a fair and impartial manner.

I've done my best to get the facts correct below.

1. Judge Fischer had unpleasant contacts with Nick Rekieta early in his career years ago, including Judge Fischer arguing with Nick in the elevator after a contentious small claims case in which Nick was an attorney of record, and it's unclear ultimately who was morally in the right (if anyone)

2. Judge Fischer was assigned over a year ago to be the ongoing civil judge in the Quest v. Rekieta ("Montegraph") defamation lawsuit, where Nick was sued for repeatedly claiming Montegraph was a pedophile, a case which Rekieta is losing. It is now headed to the next phase (pre-trial discovery) after Nick's failed appeal. Judge Fischer will continue to handle Nick's defamation civil case, and will be the trial judge.

At this point, I think these two involvements are enough that any truly excellent judge would recuse themselves from any future contact, especially a parallel criminal case, to avoid even the appearance of impropriety.

Even if they didn't "have" to do so. If they are a person that strives for excellence, they probably should recuse themselves.

But yet...

3. Next, Judge Fischer was the target of Nick's highly insulting and vulgar abusive criticism, including the "vagina liquor" comment, a night or two before she issued the search warrant. Nick made this criticism of Judge Fischer the same day he lost the appeal against her in his defamation case.

Video: Nick calls Judge Fischer "stupid", "touched by retardation" and references how she could "squeeze vagina liquor into my mouth" on the day he loses his appeal.

4. So before the raid occurs, but after Nick's appeal loss, Judge Fischer reviews all the drug and child neglect evidence, including video from Nick's pill stream from the previous night, and issues the search warrant for Nick's house and person. A predicate component of the search warrant was a video clip from the "vagina liquor" pill stream where there is white powder on Nick's nose.

Video: Josh analyzes the pill stream video showing white powder on Rekieta's nose after Nick takes a bathroom break.


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At this point, I think there is definitely a red line. Judge Fischer should not be involved any further in the criminal case.

If not before, certainly after issuing the search warrant, Judge Fischer should have recused herself, and handed any future hearings and the trial itself off to another judge.

Would you think it's fair that the same judge you had a professional conflict with, gets to judge your defamation trial, be the subject of your highly inflammatory invective & criticism, and then subsequently the same week as your criticism, issue a criminal search warrant for your house and person, and then preside over your criminal trial too?

That's just too much for me.

I think if you try to be honest with yourself, and set aside your disgust and contempt for Nick Rekieta, you may also find that Judge Fischer has way too much personal involvement to be "fair".

It's just human nature.

 

[FedPostalService]

@Balldo's Gate

Here's the $3,000 "snacks" bill quote in question from Aaron, the Liar.

If the embed timestamp doesn't work, the question is asked at 02:54:30.

PPP: "Is it true that Nick was giving his nanny $3,000 a month for snacks for his kids, or was he only buying snacks for his nose?"

Aaron, the Liar: "What I do know is that Nick would complain sometimes that the nanny would turn in Wal-Mart bills or grocery store bills for $3,000 in a month. Uhm, that's what I remember of the three or four thousand dollars."

Weird to think the body cam footage costs about the same as Nick’s monthly snack budget

 

[ScurvyRat]

I got bored and whipped up a basic prototype during lunch. I'll need to refine it though.
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Mind sending me that STL? I can get it in a slug this afternoon.

 

[Mikoyan]

Copilot suggested I watch Kino Casino.
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Western society falls.

 

[ita]

I apologize if this has been asked already in the thread but it is updating faster than I can read through it: is there a recommended video out there that works as a quick rundown of the Balldoverse up to this point? I haven’t spent as much time on this side of the farms and have a lot of lore to catch up on.

 

[Justtocheck]

At this point, I think there is definitely a red line. Judge Fischer should not be involved any further in the criminal case.

You made an excellent point and argumentation trash cat. I command you. My heart and yearning for justice to be made fair and impartial agrees with you, but my evil ceiling cat tells me Judge Fischer is the right woman for the job if you know what I mean.

 

[Lady Adjani]

Generally speaking, cops know jackshit about guns. This especially true of Federal law enforcement like the ATF.

How is this even possible? They spend their entire working life surrounded by firearms

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick and Kayla Rekieta's arrest is getting more media attention, this is a new article from the Daily Dot:


(Article | Archive)

 

[Procrastinhater]

It didn't take long to spot a Rekieta. This was three weeks ago. Look how thin and emaciated they are compared to the congregation, Kayla especially.

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Source with timestamp : https://www.youtube.com/live/Y-lHKml2f-c?si=UDS7Wo7qXvvGoc9n&t=2533

I see Rekeita a shocking amount in these, but it's just him standing up or sitting down. I'm looking for cringe, I can feel it hidden deep within these sermons.

Jesus Wept Our Wife looks like she's been getting fed on by a fucking Nosferatu.
She looks like her fucking car broke down outside 'Salems Lot at night and Rekieta went for help, but when he reached Tookie's Bar he thought "fuck her, bitch can wait my feet are cold" and just sat down for a few drinks.

She looks bad its not surprising the Congregation noticed.
These aren't fucking LA pedophile degenerates used to that shit, they're rural Mid Westerners, this is probably the first time they've seen an affluent family descend into full blown junkiedom.

 

[break these cuffs]

Generally speaking, cops know jackshit about guns. This especially true of Federal law enforcement like the ATF.

A friend of a friends gets 100rds of 9mm a week from the armory to train and he never takes them. Not even to give to us. He goes to the range basically every day for two weeks before he has to qual to get his shit straight. My town's range became police only after years of people trashing it, so it sits there completely unused like 360 days a year. I never hear shooting there when I'm on that side of town.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Looking at the evidence list, they found traces of strange substances all over the house, will these substances be examined by a lab seeing they were collected as evidence?

To a point. They will be tested to see if they are any known narcotics or explosives. Past that it's a house with 5 young children. Strange substances come with the territory. I don't think they're going to be doing mass spectroscopy to determine it's an infernal mix of play dough, crazy glue and Tang.

 

[keke]

I apologize if this has been asked already in the thread but it is updating faster than I can read through it: is there a recommended video out there that works as a quick rundown of the Balldoverse up to this point? I haven’t spent as much time on this side of the farms and have a lot of lore to catch up on.

Scroll through the thread highlights.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

I apologize if this has been asked already in the thread but it is updating faster than I can read through it: is there a recommended video out there that works as a quick rundown of the Balldoverse up to this point? I haven’t spent as much time on this side of the farms and have a lot of lore to catch up on.

I thought this one was decent and to the point. Plus I recognize the guy as one of Nick's old advertisers, so that must mean something. Probably? Sequel video.

 

[Anis Johmanoupoulou]

Don't know if this has been posted before, but if you look to the left, you will see Rackets furiously shaking his legs. (I wanted to zoom in but I have no idea how to do that).

 

[That Other Dude's Persona]

I think these are the kind of sores that were being talked about. Check his hand and arm.

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Good Lawgic attacking the reported "track marks".

 

[Procrastinhater]

I'm surprised Balldo didn't immediately burst into flames upon entering that church.

He probably had to keep getting up and sneaking off to do bumps because Sonichu was getting uncomfortable.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu such a shame about your OP write up now needing a 50 page edit of insanity. Best of luck

Just a bit of restructuring, I think. I will add some summary, images, and a paragraph about the arrest arc, but the Arrest Arc itself and the Imholte Arc can be summarised, then linked to the respective threads for comprehensive treatment.

I will reach out to the OP creators in those threads and see if we can collaborate to make them pretty encompassing.

All that will have to wait a bit due to personal cirxumstances, but that gives some time for things to settle. I knew this would be a project to maintain, but I didn't expect such progress in the meantime...

 

[Captain Manning]

The most horrifying reality is if Aaron is being like 80% truthful with the 20% being mostly based on reality.

I can't put a figure on how much Aaron is right. To be sure, he has reasons to lie, exaggerate, or omit certain stuff. That said, I do think there is some truth in his Kino Casino appearance.

Consider this:

Aaron said some time ago that the kids are going hungry and he has to make them Spegettios.

Flash forward to yesterday, and the warrant application reveals that somebody at the church (not Aaron!) was also told by the kids they weren't getting fed.

Really gets the noggin' joggin'. Aaron's claims in a vacuum are one thing, but when they're corroborated by a more reliable sources, it's different. Unlike Aaron, I don't think the church people are attention whores. In fact, they seemed to want to remain anonymous. They are not "Internet people."

And of course, I've already mentioned the Vic shit. People have suspected for long time that Nick was looking to blame Vic for that fiasco. He had also publicly expressed resentment towards Vic years ago.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Good Lawgic attacking the reported "track marks".

anybody with functioning eyes and an IQ above 100 can tell something is up with those marks on his arm lol