Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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THEN SAY DEAD. You're not even saying it as a joke. She legitimately fucked dead things and things she's killed.

edit: I may be a lil' hormonal... sowwy
Bitches on the rag going ape shit over nothing again.

She hasn't fucked dead things that we know of. But she does like making things dead and was banned from having pets because she'd feed her sisters pets to her ones. It's hard to know if she lost the dog from fucking it or feeding her sisters hamsters to it. Her and Cobra would make the perfect pet owners. He'd lose the pet so she couldn't kill or fuck it.
there was a tiktok where she said she wanted to fuck dead things, and then corrected herself to say unalive. funniest shit I've seen.
it might've been a refer nce to that
She did correct to unalive and it contrasts cobras alive part.
 
"What up youtoob. So tactical soap paid me 10k to not advertise them anymore, it is what it is. Anyway, I'm gonna use the money to buy a clock tower to add to my trailer and some more tactical soap with what's left, not a sponsor"
I’m actually surprised that brand gives him affiliate links, because he’s the last person I’d want advertising soap. Even if it’s a legitimately good product, I can’t help but associate it with a guy that rarely showers and looks like he smells of rotten eggs and wet dog.
 
Can I get some sauce on this out of sheer curiousity? If true what an absolute shit human bean.
There's a thread in proving grounds.
I’m actually surprised that brand gives him affiliate links, because he’s the last person I’d want advertising soap. Even if it’s a legitimately good product, I can’t help but associate it with a guy that rarely showers and looks like he smells of rotten eggs and wet dog.
Affiliate programs don't vet people. Any one can make them.
 
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