Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 57 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.7%

  • Total voters
    354
Bit of a side tangent, but it's hilarious to me that DropKiwiFarms/SinSeer has had absolutely nothing to say since 3 days before Nick got busted for coke and KF's subsequent involvement in breaking through the legal barriers emerged.

The delicious irony of this being one's presently final words in this scenario.
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Lmao troons coming out to defend nick a guy who despises them to desperately deflect lucas's go fund me grift while also pathetically attacking the farms
 
BTW, I know Andrew knows the Farms comes through, because where the else did he get MANdy?


I think a lot of people here predicted he was gonna go the paid unconditional route. I know I did.

It's Nick. He's probably fucked up right now.
But… but my e-daddy Nick said he has gotten rid of all the alcohol in his house! Total vindication. Kiwis on suicide watch.
 
Look guys, I don't care about the logistics or legalities behind why Aaron would or would not end up in jail. I don't even care if he hasn't committed a crime! I just want to see the entire polycule in the same jail cell, like the ending to Seinfeld. It would be the funniest outcome so I'm rooting for it, I don't care if it isn't possible or realistic.
 
Aaron Imholte couldn't plan his way into a real career, no way he seriously architected the fall of Rekeita.



So I must have missed it but where did we get the name of the nanny? I thought the nanny's identity was broadly unknown and then all of a sudden today we're in her pinterest backlog and have the most autistic man in the universe oogling her?
Nanny was named in the Supplemental Report.
 
I told you guys that it was an either/or situation. $50k unconditional or free conditional. He paid $50k to avoid the piss tests.
He could've spent less for a little "vacation" in a hospital wing to get clean.

He's eventually going to pay to get clean one way or another (unless he dies first), but the cost will only go up from here.
 
The farms have been on my radar for a while, occasionally lurked here and there over the years, but this Racketts thing has had me firmly hooked the past few days and I've finally made an account. I've read the past 500+ or so pages in recent days.

First started watching Nick during Rittenhouse jury deliberations. Watched him regularly for a few months, then occasionally for a few months, then not at all. After the first couple evening streams I watched during Rittenhouse, I could tell he was a dick and had a lot of bad traits. After the trial was over and it went back to regular programing, it became more apparent and I liked him less and less. At the time, watching back through a lot of his older content, even then I noticed a marked change in him as a person. I figured he'd eventually have a big blowup, but I never anticipated it'd be just this spectacular. Was absolutely astonished to see how incredibly terrible he looked when I checked his channel after the arrest. Horrifying.

A few thoughts on some of the involved parties-

Barnes
When it comes to this guy, what people need to understand (IMO) is that Barnes is first and foremost a political operative. Then he's a grifter and egomaniac, then finally, he's a lawyer. Everything he says and does needs to be filtered through these lenses. I can't stand the dude and to me he's no different then any of the Trumpist/MAGA/Populist shitheads on twitter.

Viva
I largely agree with a poster some number of pages back. Viva strikes me as a guy who was a liberal/centrist, pretty milquetoast dude, then came to the realization that conspiracies are real and do indeed happen, then over corrected and basically views everything as a conspiracy and see's everyone but a select few as perpetrators of a conspiracy. This has been exacerbated by positive reinforcement from fans and other online talking heads, and further reinforced by the monetary gains it's provided. It's frustrating to see him vacillate between rational, reasonable dude, and unhinged conspiracy lunatic when I check out his videos/streams, or read his twitter feed.

Mindset
Personally find this dude to be something of an enigma. He's great in his own lane (RE/Disney stuff, etc), sometimes passable in other stuff, at minimum brings up some interesting views/takes despite being out of his depth. Overall I think he's a smart dude, but I also put a fairly large margin of error on a lot of his takes for political/cultural war reasons. Also can't help but get a shady feeling from him, like he's running from shit and has a lot of skeletons in his closest. Gives me used car salesman + door to door salesman + Saul Goodman vibes.

Kayla & April
Not really much to say here. Was aware of Kayla, but never saw her on stream or heard Nick or anyone else talk about her other then the odd mention. Never heard of April before this. No thoughts on April (other then I can fix her), and for Kayla, she absolutely has fucked up a lot, but I also know how manipulative/emotionally abusive Nick can be, so I can see her being broken by that. Not to say she's innocent, I just don't know enough about her to say she's as uniquely evil as Nick is.

Kurt
Man, where to even start. No one can convince me that Kurt isn't seriously autistic. He also clearly suffers from major depression, at a minimum. He's incredibly academically smart (and IMO has the strongest knowledge of the law), I'd even go so far as saying he's at/near genius territory. However, he's emotionally and socially retarded. That's the autism lol. I tend to give Kurt a little more leadway on things, especially when there's a personal and/or emotional factor in the analysis, because it takes him a lot longer to process and work through that stuff. As such, his initial takes are generally horrendous with those factors involved. While I could absolutely see him snapping one day and doing something terrible, or having a girl locked up in his basement as we speak, I think Kurt has a good soul in there. I hope the dude eventually decides he wants to be well, much like an addict they have to make that decision, and while Kurt pines for normalcy and love and human connection, he hasn't committed to that path. He just wishcasts for it.

Branca
Interesting cat. Strong knowledge of his field, but often driven by political/cultural/monetary concerns and should have those things factored in more then the general lawltuber. For those reasons, plus the fact that he's an older dude who's got his already and is in his glory years fully embracing his new found hobby of twitter shit poster, I don't pay much attention to him or put much weight into anything he says. Can be entertaining when one's in the mood for him, though.

Nate
Seems like a solid dude, more often then not has the most reasonable takes, and probably offers the best legal analysis on youtube. Has a varied legal background that informs his analysis, plus a rational head on his shoulders. Also helps that unlike the majority in lawltube or reasonably adjacent circles to lawltube, he's not terminally online and actually lives in the real world.
 
I told you guys that it was an either/or situation. $50k unconditional or free conditional. He paid $50k to avoid the piss tests.
If he shows, he gets that back minus the $5K or whatever the bail bondsman charges. It does suggest that whatever his financial situation, he doesn't have $50K lying around or he'd save the $5K and just put up the entire amount.
No. There is no "Stand Your Ground" law. But there is court precident that a person does not have to retreat before using deadly force in certain situations. Its not a state where I would test the bounds of the law though because the AG is a communist muslim wife-beater.
It's a somewhat weak form of castle doctrine. It's not like Texas where often, a grand jury will outright refuse to indict someone who shot someone on his property, but you still aren't obligated to flee your own home. The rule elsewhere is "duty to retreat" and you are fairly likely to be prosecuted if you don't.

There are some exceptions and defenses, such as if fleeing would be futile, but it's not a great state for self-defense.
 
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