Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[GoudaChris]

did i hear that right? nicks daughter asked the cop for new clothes?

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Oh yeah, it’ll be great!

Once Kayla is stable in her recovery, I guess we can talk about moving the kids in.

There won’t be as much room as in Nick’s mansion, but there’ll lots of love and attention.

I’ll have to lead by example and treat their mother with respect and kindness, be supportive but not a crutch.

It’ll be hard not to talk bad about Nick, but I’ll have to remember that every negative comment will only hurt them. And there will always be a door open, if Nick wants to have a relationship with his kids.

We will spend time together as a family, as well as one on one time. The kids need to learn in their hearts that they are loved and appreciated, and not a burden. Those moments while they’re still young are fleeting.

I hate all of this.

 

[Goatchoker]

did i hear that right? nicks daughter asked the cop for new clothes?

Yes.

She wanted new clothes because she’d been in them for over a day (?) but did ask for new/different clothes at the arrest.

 

[Rex_857]

I really hate how you can't rewind on kick, I guess I'll watch the stream once the VOD is uploaded.

Does anyone know any location of full archives of their streams? I know they cut it up and put it on their clip channel. But I am looking for full uploads.

 

[zimzam88]

did i hear that right? nicks daughter asked the cop for new clothes?

 

[GoudaChris]

Yes.

She wanted new clothes because she’d been in them for over a day (?) but did ask for new/different clothes at the arrest.

jesus, it just gets worse

 

[Rex_857]

Might be missing something, but the raccoon murdering doesn’t have a specified time in the clip.

The clip is from the 11th, but when did the murdering happen.

Doesn't really matter. He is saying its on his property. Nick specifically said since moving into that house, he hasn't fired a gun. Could have been the day he moved onto that property, and still proves he is of course a liar.

 

[Miller]

I feel like she appeared on somebody's stream. Don't remember who though.

Really? Interesting.

 

[MrFranDrescher]

I could be fucking this all up but didnt Aaron say that Nick and April went out shooting or hunting on Nick's property?

After the arrest, someone remarked how April wouldn't be able to hunt anymore (since she now had a felony and couldn't own guns).
Aaron replied saying "Well shes a bow hunter"

On Kino Casino Aaron said that April would go over to the Rekeitas house to hunt on their property.

So to me it doesn't seem like Nick was hunting with her. It seems like she was more just coming over to hunt on their land.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

I believe it was hunting, and I feel like I've seen a picture of April somewhere with a hunting bow so it could be that. Could also be that Nick is a lying liar who is lying, or his brain is so pickled from booze and coke that he can;t remember having gone shooting.

He said "hunting for deer" as I recall - but that's as far as that conversation went.

That said, Aaron has been whoring himself everywhere so who knows how much of that Chris-Chan overload has actually been mixed with my apathetic view of his JessiePS/Stern character. Maybe he mentioned it twice.

 

[TheLastFrogger]

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For Nicks sake I hope this isn't on the bodycam cause if it is, he's fucked.

 

[ReverendVerse]

Looks like coomalot is going to be doing some balldowashing... honestly not a big surprise.

If he comes to the stream saying that Nick is a lost cause, I will eat my shoe.

 

[YellowIsACoolColor]

Rekeita drama actually becoming interesting was not on my 2024 bingo card

 

[Sharpeteer]

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Looks like coomalot is going to be doing some balldowashing... honestly not a big surprise.

Hahahaha.

Just great. He talked to Nick, was told to guarde properly, and now he shall.

Even after Nick decided he wasn't even worthy of a text message reply, he does this.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

All I can say is Cokeita better pray he really did cook all the cocaine out of his bad batch of crack. Motherfucker made himself some stomped on ghetto crack cooking it low and slow.

 

[lol cow supreme]

Strap in EWU Crew, but they have the body cam footage and all the abuse child abuse outlined in the thread!

oh wait. These just some lesbians.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Holy shit I thought he was gay.

I always got buffalo bill vibes from him.

After the arrest, someone remarked how April wouldn't be able to hunt anymore (since she now had a felony and couldn't own guns).
Aaron replied saying "Well shes a bow hunter"

The only thing she was hunting over there was beaver and cocks while using white powder to enhancer her tracking senses.

The thought of some coked up whore running around however much yardage he has in land with a bow looking for deer and taking out the family dog instead is kind of humorous though.

 

[zimzam88]

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Looks like coomalot is going to be doing some balldowashing... honestly not a big surprise.

Will he elaborate more on the official Balldo™ defense? Or will it be more "you just don't understand the whole story but we cant really tell you the story yet, they're out to get nick trust me bro"

 

[Gorton Colu]

Rekeita drama actually becoming interesting was not on my 2024 bingo card

Its always been interesting. To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Nick Rekieta drama. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of balldo physics most of the jokes will go over a typical kiwi's head. There's also Nick's hedonistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his character - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Marquis de Sade literature, for instance. The detractors understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of his narcissism, to realise that he is not just funny- he say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Nick Rekieta drama truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Nick's existential catchphrase "Anime sucks, cope and sneed," which itself is a cryptic reference to Mad At The Internet. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Nick's "genius wit" unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a My Chemical Romance tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies from Beauty Parlor's eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 autism points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

 

[moocow]

He seems genuinely impressed that people are doing what they said they'd do lol

It's so rare to find people who actually do what they say they will, it probably startled him to see it happen