Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 25.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 63 17.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 145 39.2%

  • Total voters
    370
Bros I don't feel so good... for the last week or so we got hard-hitting info drops every fucking day, sometimes multiple in a day. Just constant dopamine hits of peak LOLCOW and now.... nothing. I'm going through withdrawals. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH please let us get some sort of news drop soon, just one more fix...
I must admit I am probably at fault. I prayed to God Almighty to let my enemies be ridiculous and he said, "Bet." I just didn't expect to be given ridiculousness in abundance.

What I'm saying is that you're welcome.
 
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Looks like coomalot is going to be doing some balldowashing... honestly not a big surprise.

If he comes to the stream saying that Nick is a lost cause, I will eat my shoe.
I expect it to be clickbait, but it's a nice escalation if true. Nick is now no longer satisfied screeching in DMs or making the odd social media post. Actually sitting down his capos and giving them marching orders if one step closer to his grand return stream.
 
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Will he elaborate more on the official Balldodefense? Or will it be more "you just don't understand the whole story but we cant really tell you the story yet, they're out to get nick trust me bro"
I think you pretty much nailed what we can expect. I've spent way too much time watching this guy's streams and videos, and this guy really is not intelligent at all. He's honest about it, but still. He brings in random right wing grifters/ComicsGate/thots on his streams, and those are inbetween all the Gamestop videos. Those stopped being cool once Silent Rob ran them into the ground.

But as somebody else said, if he actually manages to not Balldo guarde here, especially after finally getting the chance to talk to his long lost friend, I will be seriously impressed.
 
After the arrest, someone remarked how April wouldn't be able to hunt anymore (since she now had a felony and couldn't own guns).
Aaron replied saying "Well shes a bow hunter"

On Kino Casino Aaron said that April would go over to the Rekeitas house to hunt on their property.

So to me it doesn't seem like Nick was hunting with her. It seems like she was more just coming over to hunt on their land.
Thanks for the clarification. I've heard enough of the least shittiest person out of four shitty people, so I don't want to go back and watch him.
 
Camelot is a well established retard. He's going to hang on to this for everything it is worth. He first got attention when people thought Gamestop was going to die a couple of years ago. He was either some store manager or an assistant manager that had a bit of insider information (whatever was available to some low level). He has only been able to attain the sliver of fame that he has by being adjacent to interesting events.
 
Even after Nick decided he wasn't even worthy of a text message reply, he does this.
I'll let Bama Boy have a small pass on this. It's Nick who's at top cope regarding his relationship with Coomalot.

Hanging around that degenerate blew the cover Nick (barely) tried to maintain post-Hedonism, and permanently killed whatever support he had in the anime community, especially with the VTubers, which he tried to infiltrate. That Nick is even responding to him in enough of a way for Coom to make content off of it signals that he's hurting for more online balldopolishers to back him up.
 
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but this seems to be Nick's "plan" at the moment:

As a lawyer, he knows that 90% of cases never go to trial. So he's denying the most heinous accusations while banking on settling with a plea deal for lesser offenses (idk how that would be possible) before it goes to discovery and the officers who executed the warrant are subpoena'd for testimony. Which begs the question of how his story will survive if Josh or someone else successfully gets the bodycam footage that showcases the absolute state of his crack den and for instance, shows that he lied about the handgun being locked up in a safe. That part of it really seems like bullshit. If he didn't give them the door code, why would he give them the safe code? I doubt the officers literally broke into a random safe on the off chance it had drugs, when they already found 26g of coke and spent shell casings and an unsecured rifle with "a lock through the receiver".
 
Correct me if I'm wrong, but this seems to be Nick's "plan" at the moment:

As a lawyer, he knows that 90% of cases never go to trial. So he's denying the most heinous accusations while banking on settling with a plea deal for lesser offenses (idk how that would be possible) before it goes to discovery and the officers who executed the warrant are subpoena'd for testimony. Which begs the question of how his story will survive if Josh or someone else successfully gets the bodycam footage that showcases the absolute state of his crack den and for instance, shows that he lied about the handgun being locked up in a safe. That part of it really seems like bullshit. If he didn't give them the door code, why would he give them the safe code? I doubt the officers literally broke into a random safe on the off chance it had drugs, when they already found 26g of coke and spent shell casings and an unsecured rifle with "a lock through the receiver".
pretty much avoid trial at all costs, and if that fails he will go with Barnes and try to spin it as some kind of political persecution. he better cut a deal, because even if there's no way he will get 25 years, he WILL get some kind of penalty if this goes to the jury
 
Willing to give Nick the benefit of doubt that he does have the money for Kayla but it’s currently being snorted up Nick’s nose
It could be something like “I’m not paying your bond Kayla, this is your fault for not flushing the coke after I gave you all that time!”
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imagine being such a shitty lawyer your own wife wont hire you...for free
This is giving Kayla too much credit, but I suspect she knows on some level that Nick acting as her defense gives him a significant amount of leverage over her, even if he was actually a good lawyer and could successfully argue for a lighter sentence. Their marriage is already strained enough by the swinging and cuckholdry that such an arrangement could only end in divorce (well, jail time for sure, but divorce would also likely follow).
 
Ready or Not map.
Introducing kill missions into RoN.....interesting.

> Get 40mm launcher
> Obtain un-used balldo
> follow instructions, insert lead balls (00 buckshot or larger) into cavity
> use duct tape to attach to regular 40mm charge used for rubber bullets
> test on pile empty liquor bottles
> record test in 12,000FPS
Potentially Criminal has talked about doing this. It's apparently close to 40mm
 
She wants to be the next side piece.
I actually agree with her: Aaron and April are pieces of shit too who enabled and engaged in this degenerate behavior. Everyone can be a bad guy here and Aaron is a huge piece of shit himself who has taken 0 accountability. He’s a fucking narcissist who let his wife get addicted to drugs so he could fuck holocaust victim Kayla and pretend to be her boyfriend and be captain save a hoe.
 
> Get 40mm launcher
> Obtain un-used balldo
> follow instructions, insert lead balls (00 buckshot or larger) into cavity
> use duct tape to attach to regular 40mm charge used for rubber bullets
> test on pile empty liquor bottles
> record test in 12,000FPS
40mm launcher is technically a destructive device which would require a $200 tax stamp from the ATF and any local applicable laws…

So 38mm flare launchers would be more appropriate
 
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