Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TurdThrower]

From coomalots chat. Kayla needs some rehab but not Nick.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I refuse to believe this level of degeneracy existed in the era of the 48 star flag...

Look into the history of Kellogg's. Depraved Sex Acts as a Lifestyle were part and parcel of the invention of Corn Flakes. It makes one wonder what the deal is with the Rice Crispy guys?

 

[parsnip]

More with TUG and Camelot:

- Nick's kids didn't have clothes because lots of kids always create competition for clothing. Someone says that in Chat and camelot says he can see that perspective.

I have multiple kids. I do at least one load of laundry everyday. There are no death matches after breakfast to decide who gets to wear the clean shirt.
It's really not that difficult to just stay on top of the most important stuff; laundry, dishes, groceries (if you're not a crackhead)

 

[gang weeder]

- Nick's kids didn't have clothes because lots of kids always create competition for clothing. Someone says that in Chat and camelot says he can see that perspective.

Nick needs to realize that bodycam footage is coming out and it's going to blow all his shitty excuses out of the water.

- If Nick goes to rehab, he is admitting to being a drug user and being guilty. Or going to rehab will screw up a plea deal.

This shows how bad of a "lawyer" he is. This is an incredibly retarded thing to say. Going to rehab will help with a plea deal, not hurt it. Even at trial his only shot is getting the warrant tossed somehow which rehab won't be relevant to. No one is buying that he wasn't using at this point.

 

[Angry Shoes]

He's probably going through fairly severe alcoholic withdrawal right about now, almost certainly without medical supervision

I refuse to believe he quit drinking until proven otherwise

 

[Exfurminatus Now]

I missed how Kurt changed his mind. I saw people saying he broke down on stream. What caused it? This thread moves so fast. It has no brakes.

I think it was after he saw the police report and witnessed the full extent of his friend's depravity.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

From coomalots chat. Kayla needs some rehab but not Nick.

April has confirmed she's not an addict. She can be Nick's sober bestie while Kayla goes to rehab.

For the record at the beginning of the stream he was talking about trash that leaked dms, said it's terrible that happened, and that he won't name who he suspects did it, but it is probably streamer doing it for content.

He's only reading them out instead of screen sharing meaning it's not clout chasing. That's how it works right?

 

[holyhandgrenade]

This might be cope and naive on my end, but I believe Kayla is either already in rehab or finding one as we speak, at minimum she was advised to take a plea and go ahead to go to rehab so she can prove is being proactive.

This deserves not one but three yes I said three

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

Depending on what CPS finds, if they finding anything that exceeds basic neglect, another whole set of Criminal Charges may be incoming. Like heaven forbid one of the kids ate one of Kayla's special gummies. Did either parent have a tendency to violence and actually hit the kids? Where the rampantly depraved sex acts being witnessed by the kids? Or worse? I know we don't want to think along these lines, and right now nobody thinks Nick and company could be capable of such, but what did we all think Nick was capable of a week ago? They brought strange adults into their children's home for an orgy filled lifestyle. What did they know about these horny adults? What was the degree of separation with regards the kids.

$20 says all this shit happened at some point. Balldo left a coke container right next to Steel Cuck's 4-year-old. He doesn't give a single shit about anyone that isn't himself, and anything that isn't indulging in more pleasure and narcissistic supply.

You think that Nick was taking the missus to the holy grounds of swinging, the bedroom of sacred matrimony every single time? Hell fucking no. In between the drugs and the kind of description of Nick's sexual proclivities we got from Aaron he likely fucked Lady Crackets' shrivelled pussy right then and there in the infamous kitchen, full view of anyone who happened to be passing by. Intentionally. Also a necessary reminder that this is the same man that, IIRC, helped Drexel set up a goddamn porn studio in Drexel's mom's home, complete with a stripper pole and trannies shitting on tables.

 

[polar bear]

Nick is gonna end up in a cardboard box under an overpass in Minneapolis.

I might be a horrible person but I think if that happens I would like to go there and laugh at him

 

[Strix454]

Yet more with Camelot and TUG

- They are both working hard to smooth over the DM fight between yellow flash and Nick. They were just two friends having a disagreement.
- Nick has repeatedly said to camelot that the kids were never neglected.
- Because Nick says he didn't mistreat his kids, Camelot and TUG lean toward believing him.
- If it had just been a drug bust, TUG says it just would have been a "point, laugh thing" that would have blown over fast.
- Camelot says we just don't know anything about the kids for sure.
- All the child neglect stuff is supposedly due to "one bitch" according to Nick. They say that several times.
- Nick needs the benefit of the doubt on his children. The rest of the charges is just "crazy shit".
- TUG says that he doesn't know if Nick was targetted. Then he conspiracy spitballs about the judge who signed the warrant being after Nick.
- TUG agrees that the judge has a conflict of interest.
- Nick's responses are due to "the lawyer mindset" according to TUG.
- Camelot unknowingly asks divorced TUG to think about what it would be like to be alone in the house without wife and children. TUG blew it off.
- TUG starts going into Barnes' arguments and the fights within lawtube.
- TUG and Camelot don't have the ability to choose between Barnes and anyone elses legal argument.
- Sean is sometimes not fair to Nick.
- People don't know what to think about Nick's case.
- Camelot reads a chat saying nick needed unconditional bail to visit family in Florida. Camelot just doesn't know.


Overall a dumb, passive-aggressive stream defending Nick. Camelot is still gay and TUG is still a sleazy lowlife.

 

[Harvey Danger]

Wow. There's a lot of new space here since the Balldoman went supernova and birthed the Balldoverse. Very roomy, I like what they did with the curtains and snack trays.

I've been trying to keep up with all the Khantent since the harvest/distilling started, but was losing track of who was saying what retarded thing - like many others. So, like a good retard, I made a handy-dandy reference guide based of thousands of hours of reviewing footage, reading articles, and analyzing memes of who currently stands where in the Balkanizing Balldoverse:
View attachment 6035446

If it's useful enough, I may even update it to reflect the accuracy of information crowdsourced from other retards. Thank you to all the other Farmers who made better memes that I just cobbled together.

This should have its own thread, stickied as long as the board survives. People can autistically debate positions and post clips to move things around if needed.

 

[GPRIMACADO]

Unless you actually have property that needs a mouser, keep your fucking cats indoors so they don't get hit by a car, get sick, or annihilate your local songbird population.

Had a barn cat, she was let out occasionally. Sadly the Songbird population called in air support. Hawk got her. So yes, STRONGLY advise indoor only. Let Dogs have outside.

 

[Orc-Chud]

More with TUG and Camelot:

- Nick has stopped responding to people online and is working toward something better.
- Nick's whole concern now is the kids. He just wants his kids back.
- This stuff with Nick is "real". Its not like Nick going after Eric July.
- If Nick goes to rehab, he is admitting to being a drug user and being guilty. Or going to rehab will screw up a plea deal.
- Camelot told Nick to stay off social media and focus on his family. Nick then told camelot his kids were not in the house and it broke camelot's heart. They took Nick's kids. Unless you just hate Nick, you have to have empathy for him losing his kids.
- Nick's kids didn't have clothes because lots of kids always create competition for clothing. Someone says that in Chat and camelot says he can see that perspective.
- Camelot thinks Nick might be thinking about rehab even though he never said he was thinking about it.
- They mention the church footage of Nick shaking. Camelot says its no different than what he does on race day. People are reading things into that footage that are not there.

Giving your kids clothes for free, is literally Stalinism you nanny state wanting faggot. Nicks kids should’ve helped out with the liquor and cocaine bills if they wanted clean clothes.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

This is me being pedantic but this happens way before puberty. Six year olds absolutely develop preferences for colors, textures, certain articles of clothing, refusing uncomfortable dresses and headbands, and some children can be quite rigid, while others don't seem to care. Elementary age children absolutely will fire an I'm-not-wearing-that at their parents.
I mean Nick's kids won't, because they have to knife-fight over the one clean shirt while mom and dad are in a drug haze or something, but you get the picture.

My preschool aged kid often refuses clothes we pick for obscure reasons only she can discern, and might demand a different article she knows we have or had. Though it’s usually probably not about the clothes and just about how ornery she’s feeling that morning.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

It makes one wonder what the deal is with the Rice Crispy guys?

when you smoke crack cocaine it snaps, crackles and pops

 

[Law]

Though it’s usually probably not about the clothes and just about how ornery she’s feeling that morning.

I'd bet on her in a clothes-fight.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I refuse to believe he quit drinking until proven otherwise

He hasn't shown up at the ER hallucinating and doing the DT dance yet. So no, he hasn't quit drinking. Nick is not a casual drinker that can just turn it off. Nick is deeply alcoholic. Alcohol is actually addictive and very hard and painful to withdraw from if your normal BAC level is 80 proof.

 

[KiwiFarmer9993!]

I might be a horrible person but I think if that happens I would like to go there and laugh at him

It's not horrible to wish misery on unrepeatant child neglecting coke heads, hell, I bet a vast majority of this thread would join you! We mock and laugh at Lolcows here at the Farms

It's not much, but it's honest work

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

My preschool aged kid often refuses clothes we pick for obscure reasons only she can discern, and might demand a different article she knows we have or had. Though it’s usually probably not about the clothes and just about how ornery she’s feeling that morning.

Hell, my thirteen year old drives me insane with what she wants to wear. Doesn’t mean I leave her in her own sweat. My daughter owns three of the same dress so there’s always a clean one for her. Her sister thankfully enjoys variety.