Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Roving Opossum]

Not sure if late but apparently Sean has pictures of the Rekieta household prior to the raid and its a fucking mess.

https://x.com/PoweroftheTruth/status/1796050849698910261

 

[Sharpeteer]

Nicks lawyers will want to put out fires caused by out of context leaks.

See that's Nick's funniest joke ever. You know who his lawyers are?

Him, and....

him.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Viva going full on q-anon levels of cope. Trust the plan!!!!
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https://x.com/thevivafrei/status/1795992244979183634

https://archive.ph/4wm6x

Sure, I'll trust Barnes, he did great as defense for Rittenhouse and Alex Jones.

Oh wait.

I can only hope he represents Nick in his case, come on Robert, put your money where your mouth is and do that fourth amendment challenge, be Nick's liaison! be a showman! be bombastic! be a spastic! be a conman! send another idiot to enjoy prison!

 

[Neetness]

Is the vagina liquor judge going to be Nick's own Mary Lee Walsh? Is that part of the curse from the medallion?

 

[yydszmiteg2]

Sure, I'll trust Barnes, he did great as defense for Rittenhouse and Alex Jones.

Oh wait.

He's a legal grifter. It's all about making himself more famous. Funnily enough I think Nick covered this idea during the Edgecomb case with B'ivory(What a stupid name) Lamar. The idea that a lawyer wants a failed case in the paper 'cause it help a movement feel victimized, in Barnes case I suspect it's more of a "no such thing as bad publicity" stance, hence why this nigger is making weak arguments to support a child abuser.

 

[Scan_Lines]

Is the vagina liquor judge going to be Nick's own Mary Lee Walsh? Is that part of the curse from the medallion?

I heard he kept calling the police jerkops and telling them that he needed to get back to Kayla and April to complete his love quest

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Sean is bringing up Nick's dog. When is the last time we have seen or heard Nick talk about the dog? Even the knotting talk around balldos didn't seem to get Nick to mention it.

I thought Rackets stopped having dogs before he started Streaming & he had 2 house cats?

 

[ChromaQuack]

He's a legal grifter. It's all about making himself more famous. Funnily enough I think Nick covered this idea during the Edgecomb case with B'ivory(What a stupid name) Lamar. The idea that a lawyer wants a failed case in the paper 'cause it help a movement feel victimized, in Barnes case I suspect it's more of a "no such thing as bad publicity" stance, hence why this nigger is making weak arguments to support a child abuser.

And this is why Robert Barnes is the ideal lolyer for Nick Rekieta, could not have said it better myself.

 

[Alter Ego]

Nick surely knows that it's a matter of time before everyone sees that bodycam footage being requested. Assuming he's unable to somehow beg the government into blocking the release, will he stream ahead of the bodycam footage to set the narrative, or will he wait until after so that he's sure to not contradict himself anymore than he already has about what went down?

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

It feels so WEIRD that we are 0-14 on locals streams.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Nick surely knows that it's a matter of time before everyone sees that bodycam footage being requested. Assuming he's unable to somehow beg the government into blocking the release, will he stream ahead of the bodycam footage to set the narrative, or will he wait until after so that he's sure to not contradict himself anymore than he already has about what went down?

It depends on how much whiskey and coke is in his system at the time

 

[The Auditor]

Chris Chans House -the hoard, toys everywhere, piles of clothes, flithy

Nick's House - Hoard , toy everywhere, mountians of dirt clothes, filthy

Im starting to think the Sonichu demon terraforms the house of its hosts

 

[Fapcop]

We need to hear the babysitter’s testimony, I bet she’s got a shitload of dirt

Aside from coke fueled fights and disorder, I’ll bet you there were a lot of creepy moments.

“It’s FUNNY but sometimes it feels like we two are the married couple! Know what I mean?” /Long uncomfortable pause as Nick tries to sneak in a titty glance.

“If I was younger and wasn’t married, I’d ask you out in a HEARTBEAT!” /Long uncomfortable pause as Nick tries to sneak in a titty glance.

It depends on how much whiskey and coke is in his system at the time

Oh for sure. He probably can’t even stream without coke and liquor anymore.

The whisky ruined much of his quick thinking, he knows this at some point, so believes he needs to coke to “be on his best!” Or so drunk that he doesn’t notice.

 

[Sharpeteer]

It feels so WEIRD that we are 0-14 on locals streams.

Hey come on now. He's going to do all 14 tomorrow. You'll see.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Chris Chans House -the hoard, toys everywhere, piles of clothes, flithy

Nick's House - Hoard , toy everywhere, mountians of dirt clothes, filthy

Im starting to think the Sonichu demon terraforms the house of its hosts

Well of course. It must change the environment in order to thin the barrier between realms. Then Slannesh will choose the most decadent person in the area for Magi-Chan to possess. Fortunately the police have put an end to the debauchery and closed the rifts before the real trouble makes its way over.

 

[Sammich]

He's a legal grifter. It's all about making himself more famous. Funnily enough I think Nick covered this idea during the Edgecomb case with B'ivory(What a stupid name) Lamar. The idea that a lawyer wants a failed case in the paper 'cause it help a movement feel victimized, in Barnes case I suspect it's more of a "no such thing as bad publicity" stance, hence why this nigger is making weak arguments to support a child abuser.

I had a pretty high opinion of Barnes's lawyering.. But now I feel like it was all smoke nad mirrors, has this guy always been such an utter clown?

I know he's always been very much a zionist, to go go along with this jewish buddy viva frei, which i mean, a lot of lawyers are jewish, or zionist, who cares.. But the response he had to the little catboi nick fuentes and his complete disregard for the 1st amendment really sickened me. Don't get me wrong, nick is a fucking moron!
All that said, I'm just shocked by how low Barnes has fallen with this hit.

 

[yydszmiteg2]

I had a pretty high opinion of Barnes's lawyering.. But now I feel like it was all smoke nad mirrors, has this guy always been such an utter clown?

I know he's always been very much a zionist, to go go along with this jewish buddy viva frei, which i mean, a lot of lawyers are jewish, or zionist, who cares.. But the response he had to the little catboi nick fuentes and his complete disregard for the 1st amendment really sickened me. Don't get me wrong, nick is a fucking moron!
All that said, I'm just shocked by how low Barnes has fallen with this hit.

He was also defending Jack Murphy since he's(Murphy) "Conservative". He's been a retard as long as I've been aware of him. As others mentioned he would have sunk Rittenhouse for his career. Is he a kike? I always assumed he was a shabbos goy for Frei but it would make sense being he's a (((Lawyer))).

 

[keke]

Again, the people saying the children should take care of themselves can eat shit. There is NO WAY a 16 year old CHILD can parent/take care of 4 younger children, the younges of whom is 6

They are definitely capable. It happens all the time, it’s why neglect can go unnoticed, because the siblings pick up the slack. The kid goes to school though and wasn’t always there. Doesn’t mean it’s acceptable or should be expected, or if they don’t babysit 24/7 they are at some kind of fault, and obviously this is a neglect situation so the fault is entirely with the Nick and Kayla. Still though, a 16 year old can definitely feed a bunch of kids and help them change their clothes, just depends on how responsible they are. It doesn’t really prove anything to pretend otherwise.

 

[MeltyTW]

Is the vagina liquor judge going to be Nick's own Mary Lee Walsh? Is that part of the curse from the medallion?

chris - mary lee walsh
idubbbz- anisa
recuckta- fischer
pattern fits.

Ppp did made a solid point that the kids are born with privilege, all they known was having a nanny take care of them, the moment the nanny left how can you expect then to learn how to cook & laundry at age 6 to 16 unless you want them to eat junk food

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idk why theyre even trying to cope that its the kids fault for not being able to take care of themselves. kids in ye olden days when the saxons or what have you might burn the barn and rape the women folk had to be more and more self sufficient but they also had these things called parents that werent indulging in drugs all day while the only ones doing a damned thing were the kids. in fact youd be seen as a leech or a clown to be shunned and possibly hurt and exiled if you did what nick does publicly.

i mean kids used to be able to run farms, they had fathers to teach them, girls could run a house early on but they had moms to teach them to wash and mend clothes and cook. they werent just born doing that shit and if they were from being orphaned they usually ended up on the streets to die or become a lowly beggar or scavenger or servant. fuck lolberts for not knowing a damned thing about a damned thing unless its some factoid that can help them shoot or smoke or snort whatever random brown drug they want everyone else be damned.

 

[feral cat #6385]

dude had over 25 grams of the shit, thats more than enough to supply a party. The man dropped over a grand for that shit not even considering how much he had already snorted/freebased or the ketamine he injected considering he did it enough to have trackmarks.

Real lawyers can direct their cocaine usage to maximum efficiency. Like Popeye with spinach.

I know that they probably had a threesom you nigger. I'm just saying if they did, then their balls touched.

That's pretty fuckin' gay bro

Balls touched? Nigger they tickled each other's prostates with their dicks.

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