Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Procrastinhater]

Excommunication is usually for heresy not for just being a bad person.

Nicks got that covered too.

 

[Mikoyan]

Why aren't these kids using the Internet? I googled "laundry detergent MSDS" and "laundry detergent diy", I got millions of results! This 16-year-old should be able to make his own laundry detergent. All you need is baking soda, hydrogen peroxide and dish soap. Make sure you store it well so little Timmy (6) doesn't drink it.

If daddy can correctly mix cocaine, ketamine and gunpowder, so can little Tommy. Look, there's even a scale and a mortar and pestle. Just make sure the white powder substance is dumped back in those Ziploc baggies.

If you're 16 and don't know how to handle pure trisodium phosphate for laundry detergent you don't deserve clean clothes! - the balldo brigade, probably.

 

[NostalgicJam]

those baldo defenders really think that a 16y/o could do all the food making for 5 kids, house cleaning & clothes washing and going to school for 8h while the parents were doing cuck sexapades & drug outs.
Flash also chimed in on EVS retarded take.

Like i said before, Nick and all his enablers live in Delulu Land. They've seen the interviews, studies, reports, first hand accounts of kids who grew up in fucked up households who basically had to be parents for their other siblings by age 13-16 because their parents were drunk or high off their asses and what that does to a kid mentally. But they don't care, they have to defend their E-daddy because reasons. And the fact that they can ignore and in some cases even blame the kids for this makes them almost ALMOST as bad as Nick. Like razor thin.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

All I want to do is get the Cokergheist in a room with two feet of 1/2" radiator hose. Oh, and two hours. I'm ready to go Albanian on his junkie ass. I promise he will be in one piece. The Communists did have excellent ways to torture someone while keeping them alive for the show trial.

 

[Aquilla]

Why do his kids even need parents, anyway? Bunch of mooching freeloaders.

 

[JackoVerde]

If you're 16 and don't know how to handle pure trisodium phosphate for laundry detergent you don't deserve clean clothes! - the balldo brigade, probably.

Aren’t 16 year olds taking high school chemistry.
If you can mix elements in the classroom, you can DIY laundry detergent.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Sure. That is common story with alcoholic and junkie and insane parents. Older sibling taking role of adult. Some times it is 8 year old trying to find damn coins in the house to get some food for younger one. And shit like that.
Defense of Nick or not... Weird being like that they should be able to do that.
That thing about role of children in these situations is a bad thing to normal sane people.

Is it? Again doesn’t apply for nick but normal families 16 is when you start practicing driving, perhaps find a high school sweet heart, you’re only 2 years away from adulthood. I know when I was 16 it was when my parents started asking I do some little things around the house like dishes or laundry. If you have really younger sibilants you might be asked to assist so it’s not all that crazy to think 16 year olds have some capacity

Again this has no bearing on nick especially since the parents are crackheads and they had a nanny until recently would not expect any kid to be doing much in that scenario

 

[oh no im late for school]

april hasn't popped her head up one bit? seems to be the only one being smart right now, doing what nick should be doing but apparently can't because "muh oppositional defiant disorder"

 

[Journoscum]

When people talk about 16-year-olds taking care of families by themselves, they're not wrong. However, this is usually because they've been doing it for years and are used to it.

Nick hasn't been a coke fiend for THAT long and expecting a 16 year old kid to suddenly become a super responsible person after like a year is ridiculous. Most people who have one kid at 18 are unfit parents, so imagine getting four at 16.

I grew up pretty lower middle class. I'm not saying I'm the typical person, but at 16 I was pretty self concerned. I did not care at all about things like laundry or diet. I had three siblings and if suddenly my parents went insane, I would not have been very good at up keeping them. No chance I would keep up on laundry and they'd get PB&J daily.

And this kid spent most of his life with a nanny. So he might be less self sufficient than even I was. He could be starting close to zero.

Basically EVS is a retard and treating a 16-year-old like he should be a patriarch out of nowhere is absurd. Still a child. It'd be one thing if he was 25. But he isn't.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

It's wild people are throwing Nick's children under the bus in order to defend him. Log off, touch grass, come back with a clear head. This is cultist behavior.

How about if I criticize his kids but I’m not defending them, I just think he raised them to be sort of entitled and whiny?

My three year old throws their own garbage in the garbage can. Literally, not a riff on the Reddit meme. They’re used to having a nanny wipe their asses for them, and it sure sounds to me like the Racketses don’t actually see much of their own kids despite living in the same house. Too busy staying up on coke and trying to fuck other people than eachother.

It is possible for everyone to suck, including the kids. The kids sucking doesn’t make Rekieta less of a failure, but more so

 

[Scan_Lines]

To be fair, it might normal for Nicks kids to ask for clean clothes and other necessities from strange men in the house. Aaron already made it clear he was feeding the kids.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

things around the house like dishes or laundry.

Yes yes it really is.
Doing some chores did you? Good for you.
Might be asked to assist? Yeah sure.

But what the fuck do those things have to do with anything?

*And Nick is indeed older than 16, probably him being capable is the most pressing issue.

 

[CeilingTile47]

And I have the promised LOCALS 5k gift collectible.

Spoiler: You will be surprised.

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From what I've heard, back during Rittenhouse he told the panelists he'd be giving them all a special gift as a token of his appreciation/commemoration of the moment. Not surprisingly, they received the same thing as his local supporters.

 

[SusanHassle]

I give and gave Kayla some "space" even though she's confirmed to be struggling with addiction and has failed as a mother. It's a tough situation for me, a mother who does laundry daily and plans meals. Hear me out.

Kayla was fighting back!

According to Aaron (and I believe him on this point), she was throwing marriage books at Nick, feeling gaslit, calling out his hypocrisy, and having screaming matches with him in Aaron's front yard. How many fans or ex-fans have had similar desires? She probably gave him that black eye.

She also removed herself from social media and his streams many months ago.

She's simply not made of strong stuff. I wish she were.

I predicted a slightly scandalous and difficult divorce, but I understand why that didn't happen. Can you imagine trying to divorce Nick when his entire online identity revolves around being a dad and husband? When he, and his trust fund, control all the finances? When your community is almost entirely Evangelical?

I'm not part of that culture, but I can see how gaslit she was.

 

[Olórin of Hype]

Doctor Frog can help you with those unruly parasites the puritans call "children"...
Dial 1-900-BAD-CHILD and wait for the beep.

 

[Lemondale]

If nick bought boxes of spaghettios and perfume before snorting this wouldnt have happened, the kids are fed, and smell good.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

The balldo glazing has reached this level. Child neglect is actually good because it teaches self-reliance.
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9/10 Ethan neglects his kids if he's defending this shit. Imagine having a child asking for a new pair of clothes because mommy and daddy decide drugs mean more than a healthy family. How about he take his self reliant ass and finish the multiple late campaigns and stop crying about a black guy every day.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I don’t think Nick wants the marriage, but I think Kayla does and is very codependent on Nick. I think her being Christian homeschooling SAH super mom of five AND coke whore swinger wife were both roles she jumped into to be what she believed Nick wanted her to be.

What a dumb and autistic take. Kayla isn't innocent and you can't force anyone to do anything. She's not dependent on Nick. If anything, Nick is her bitch. Lawyer or not, Nick had a lot of money and success. Divorce would fucking financially ruin him and everyone knows it. Why do you think they went to the swinger resort in the first place? Because she could get away with it and ultimately Nick didn't care. The moment cocaine entered their household, Kayla could've said "Enough.", ratted him out and everyone would've been better off for it. What did she do instead? She snorted it with him.

Women aren't these things that grovel at people's feet and they're perfectly capable of their own choices. They have agency.

 

[Prince Vegeta]

This whole thing makes me so mati I'm going to fix a healthy snack for my kids right now. I don't care if that sounds gay.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I think you should give up your rights to these kids à la Tomlinson.

Pat Tomlinson is unironically a better Father than Nick Rekieta.
Pat knew he was a lazy, useless piece of shit that would do more damage than good if he was in his daughter's life, admitted he didn't give a fuck about her, and gave up all responsibility.
He never moved a fucking disgusting polycule into the same house as his daughter, turned into an alcoholic coke head and kept an ounce of blow in the same house as her. Pat never left his daughter to go hungry so he could do coke and get drunk.
Pat made sure his daughter doesn't have to be around a piece of shit, loser Father.

Nick is a worse parent than fucking Patrick.
Fuck Lord Balldo.