Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Orc-Chud]

isn’t nicks sister also a loser.
i mean if they’re going two go two, they’re probably bad parents.

What’s the QRD on his sister

 

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Just watched a Balldo "demonstration" video, and all I have to ask is, "WHY?"

Ummm it's a funny joke, do you hate fun? You've never been to a balldo party?

Maybe the balldo is like the butcher's nails. Once you strap it on the only way to feel pleasure is by engaging in degenerate sex acts.

 

[Chudbacca]

Ugh, listening to TUG speak (or even reading) is like eating shit from an asshole. God, even during AH trial, his videos were so fucking painful to watch. Only saving grace was that initial pretrial stream with Crackets where I thought he did a good job.

Why isn't there a laughing react? That's the funniest shit I've read today. "Like eating shit from an asshole." Haha.

 

[Harm]

Suprcrzy is a massive fucking loser, bigger bum than DSP. The DSP board doxxed him years ago.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksydephil-a-logs-general.17334/page-87#post-12732753

Thank you. He's a literal felon piece of shit and unhinged sperg whose content is ass garbage. He claimed to have some super validating backstory behind why he A-Log'd DSP that turned out to just be "people online make me mad, wahhhh!"

Seriously, if you need some middle-aged faggot living with mommy and daddy to point out that Nick Rekieta or Phil Burnell aren't living their best lives, then you should kill yourself.

 

[HadToMake4Features]

Do you really find multi-generational households teaching the kids to be adults that objectionable?

See the problem with your whole statement lies here, maybe if the parents actually took time to help the kids become self sufficient and able to help

You're not a child at 16 and yes, you should be expected to help with your younger siblings as you grow old enough to be an adult. It's hands on experience for you to become a parent yourself. Do you really find multi-generational households teaching the kids to be adults that objectionable? When I was 14 I was baby sitting other people's kids as a source of income. 14-16 used to be the age where local teenagers with good reputations started baby sitting younger kids for an evening while their parents went out for a while.

Except this only works when the adults of the household actually try to teach their kids responsibilities. I wonder why the Rekeita kids may have never received those lessons

I'm still laughing my ass off that they got busted with crap coke.

I have never seen coke that would equal looking like you can barely stay awake. I don't know about what ketamine does, though. I just find it strange that he was acting like he couldn't hold his head up, but coke on nose.

 

[DuranceVile]

Broke. Dick. Nick.
No body with a working penis would subject themselves to a testicle torsion device and attempt to stuff their scrotum into people.

That was a wild element of Nick's early slide into degen stuff. Not only did he decide to review a sex toy on his show, he chose to review a sex toy that is specifically for erectile dysfunction.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I would just like to say that laundry and cooking isn’t something you can just “figure out”.

Dear god

 

[holyhandgrenade]

That was a wild element of Nick's early slide into degen stuff. Not only did he decide to review a sex toy on his show, he chose to review a sex toy that is specifically for erectile dysfunction.

And then he didn't even make the review video after he realized that everyone was laughing at him not with him and he got butthurt

 

[Karen]

WHAT THE FUCK AM I HEARING!?
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This misses the point so hard. Children can bathe and shower, but when they run out of clean clothes they’re still going to smell. Imagine being a 16 year old doing a load of laundry for a family of 8.

Bruh moment.

 

[Mousey0328]

That was a wild element of Nick's early slide into degen stuff. Not only did he decide to review a sex toy on his show, he chose to review a sex toy that is specifically for erectile dysfunction.

I think the non-working dick was due to alcohol.

Nick get sober and you can go fuck who you want!

 

[Harm]

I don't know about what ketamine does, though.

It's a horse tranquilizer best known for putting people into a "K hole" where they dissociate so much that they become completely detached from their immediate surroundings. It's kinda like the "sunken place" that the people in Get Out would fall into when they drank the hypnotizing tea.

I've been around someone in a "K hole" and unless you're trying to actively engage them, you really wouldn't know it any different from them sitting there staring off into space, except eventually they go "whoa, that was such a deep K hole, bro!"

 

[Desktop User2]

Right, and I think their moral judgment is badly weighted, because the take is “omg having over 25 grams of coke is bad, but THE KIDS WEARING THE SAME CLOTHES TWO DAYS IS WAY WORSE!”

It’s not. The 25 grams of coke is the big bad in this story

The neglect is a consequence of the heavy drug use to the point of the other parishioners noticing it, I believe that´s the point of most people. I dont know even if it is criminal neglect - maybe the unsecured gun - but people are fixing on it because of his previous personal image.

 

[Quint]

Suprcrzy is a DSP detractor/slog on YouTube but he’s been branching out into Rekietamine coverage lately

Thank you. Was curious if it was a coincidence or something more. Hilarious it was just a normal observer. Great message suprcrzy right place, right time. Bravo.

 

[Exfurminatus Now]

So it’s like the infinity war?

Gave me an idea....



I just spent like 2 hours on this shit. I hope it was worth it lol

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

Balldo should be suing his oldest child for neglect and abuse.

Exactly, the eldest was failing at his duties to preform proper filial piety. He should taken a page from the The Twenty-Four Paragons of Fital Piety and been regularly taste-tested Nick's piss and shit for the presence of cocaine.

 

[Goatchoker]

It's a horse tranquilizer best known for putting people into a "K hole" where they dissociate so much that they become completely detached from their immediate surroundings. It's kinda like the "sunken place" that the people in Get Out would fall into when they drank the hypnotizing tea.

I've been around someone in a "K hole" and unless you're trying to actively engage them, you really wouldn't know it any different from them sitting there staring off into space, except eventually they go "whoa, that was such a deep K hole, bro!"

I had some friends who got into ketamine and it was awful to try and hangout with them the few times I did. I see 0 fun in it.

You can’t parent with ketamine and coke in the house.

@Young_Griff thats a very good thing. Not enjoying coke is a superpower for a lot of people.

 

[HX-2]

Why isn't there a laughing react? That's the funniest shit I've read today. "Like eating shit from an asshole." Haha.

it is genuinely that bad. He has no fucking talent for youtube

 

[Young_Griff]

I'm still laughing my ass off that they got busted with crap coke.

I have never seen coke that would equal looking like you can barely stay awake. I don't know about what ketamine does, though. I just find it strange that he was acting like he couldn't hold his head up, but coke on nose.

Tbf the few times I have taken cocaine it has made me one of two things. Sleepy or angry. It's a shit drug for shit people.

 

[Captain Manning]

Joe is uncertain if the packaging being removed will bring the drug weight under 26 grams. Joe knows the weight of the baggies.

That's a "no" then. If Joe thought subtracting the weight of the bags would reduce the weight of the seized drugs, he would be shouting it from the rooftops.

And even then, that would be a pretty weak W, all things considered. It would reduce the max sentence from 25 years to 10 years, but Rekieta would still be in some pretty serious shit.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

Consider this: on top of having to raise themselves, those children also had to take care of four (later three) manchildren. Sure, they would feed themselves and take care of their personal hygiene, but they were a net negative contribution to the general state of the household and would just generate even more mess before holing up in the manchild zone and apparently hoping that the mess would clean itself and the clothes would be laundered and the dishes washed by a higher force.