Trump Guilty on All Counts - Orange man bad wins

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblog/2024/5/30/trump-hush-money-trial-live-news-jury-to-deliver-verdict-in-new-york-case

Trump found guilty on all 34 counts​

The jury has delivered the verdict, making Trump first former or current president ever to be convicted of criminal charges.

This came after just 9 hours of deliberations. It's tough MAGA bros it's tough. An invisible dark cloud has descended on New York City on an otherwise bright and sunny day. For the first time in American history a former president has been convicted of shit most billionaires have done. See you all for the appeals.


Found this liberal cringe on Twitter.

 

[Betty Cracker]

The most interesting thing to see will be the shitstorm this causes and what form it takes. Less of an if, more of a when.

 

[Dan Abrams]

If we haven’t been nuked to death by then you’ll remember in 20 years where you were when America officially became a 3rd world shit hole

 

[X Prime]

Doomers completely vindicated once again.

 

[Gog & Magog]

When's the sentencing?

 

[Harm]

This will either take him out of the running completely or turn him into a martyr who wins it again. I'm smart because I'm simultaneously predicting both competing outcomes. Please clap.

Looks like we'll be riding with Biden for another 4 years.

If he's elected again, he'll give the seat over to Kamala within a year or two of taking office.

 

[JesusChristDenton]

Why are American men obsessed with prison rape?

Something something Mutt's law

 

[Shidoen]

These lunatics really want people to rebel aren't they. Hey faggots if you didn't fucked up the economy so badly you would have much easier time rigging the elections .

Can they throw him in the slammer though? Or is just hand waving and political theater?

Three months of unsupervised probation and he has no priors.

 

[Ser Prize]

If we haven’t been nuked to death by then you’ll remember in 20 years where you were when America officially became a 3rd world shit hole

2020 election was 4 years ago.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Why are American men obsessed with prison rape?

There was a boondocks episode about that back in the day, same episode that referenced the fleece Johnson documentary that became a meme around the same time period IIRC. Still kinda wack to me how a funny pages comic morphed into basically higher budget south park where they let characters drop hard Rs for the sake of racism jokes but that's untied to anything regarding the prison rape obsession that was and still is a weird issue in America.

 

[jertzog]

Don't worry, MIGA man. I am monitoring the situation.

 

[Verdun_Salient]

Spacebattles has been celebrating

 

[Super-Chevy454]

The most interesting thing to see will be the shitstorm this causes and what form it takes. Less of an if, more of a when.

Yeah although it would be a miracle if we see "Summer of love 2: electric boogaloo".

 

[LaxerBRO]

Still gonna vote for Donald. Thomas and Alito are getting old, we need to ensure control of the court for another generation.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

I hope this results in the deaths of many niggers.

 

[Bloom Worm Cross Field]

>Depreciates the legitimacy of the office of the president
>Will renew MAGA outrage
>Brings us closer to the funniest timeline of a convict becoming POTUS from prison
>At worst, takes the guy who choked an ascendant dissident movement out of the picture, clearing room for new shoots

I honestly fail to see any downsides for you yanks

 

[Baked Al-Aqsa]

OH NO MAGASISTERS! NOT LIKE THIS!!! WE TRUSTED THE HECKIN PLAN AND EVERYTHING!!!!!

 

[Radiaux]

Let the coping and sneeding begin.

 

[Nachos Bell Grande]

I'm not a huge Trump fan, but I gotta say, if he still wins in November the fallout is gonna be the funniest shit ever.

 

[Hitman One]

BOOMERGEDDON 2.0 INCOMING IT'S FUCKING OVER

 

[Snack Cracker]

Yeah although it would be a miracle if we see "Summer of love 2: electric boogaloo".

they’re all jaded now, Covid benefits and frustrations are over, so all those white saviors are past it.