Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. THIS IS NOT A POLITICAL DEBATE THREAD.

[break these cuffs]

Infusions of guac could have stopped the pandemic and saved the economy.

A guac bowl for every household!

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Spoilers: Fuck all will happen

Trump's numbers will continue to rise.

Unless you are P-Diddy or R-Kelly. Becoming a celebrity felon will make Trump more popular. Look at Robert Downey Jr and 50 Cent. Especially among blacks and women.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

I'm in line with you and always wondered how a real estate billionaire from New York City could market himself as the anti-establishment underdog and continuing to do so even after being president and not making a dent in the swamp.

MAGAs aren't know for their sky-high SAT scores, if you get my drift.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

For everyone scared or panicking right now. Don't.

If you don't know, the patriots are in control. Jeff Sessions and an army of lawyers have been working extra hard the last 8 years, that's what the gunfight in Rome in 2020 was. In exactly 14 days, Sessions and the lawyers will be marching in and dishing out arrests.

Trust the plan, Trust Sessions. Trust Barr. Trust Wray, Trust Durham. 2 more weeks. Q #Wherewillgowhenmydiarrheahits

 

[TETRABAX]

I've been wondering, has reality always been so hilarious or is the simulation we are living in just getting progressively more fucked over time? It just gets more and more fun to watch the world burn

 

[LettuceMan]

If they haven't jailed Trump for Operation Warp Speed which was essentially a war crime causing death and injury to millions, they're not going to jail him for paying off a whore.

He’s not going to jail for this, but I’m going to laugh at all the seethe and cope that’s going on all the same.

 

[Hitman One]

FUN HISTORY LESSON:
Facing the rest of his life being mired in frivolous court battles, politically-driven imprisonment, and stripped of all rank and success, Julius Caesar took his army across the Rubicon, took Rome by threat of force and installed himself as dictator for life, emperor in all but name, and setting the foundation for Rome to become an empire.

It was these legal threats that spurred Caesar to cross the ruicon and made an amenable situation into open violence and the end of the republic.
Caesar was not the first threatened in such a way, nor the first to rule Rome as a self-appointed dictator, however he was the first to defeat it, and the result of weaponizing courts to ‘defend the republic’ was in fact the republic’s downfall.



None of this is relevant to today ofc tho Cheeto Hitler looks like a fish and democracy is saved from the drumpfing bad guys once again!

I'm almost certain that Caesar's army didn't consist of obese boomers and manlet catboys.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Well, that can of worms is opened, and now anyone can charge a president for crimes. I wonder what happens now? It will be very telling what politicians do and say within the next 48 hours after this. Political sperging will engulf social media, so it will be a shitshow for the next week or so.

Probably a good idea to keep an eye on some of the more nutty political cows, since this may cause them to go a bit more nuts then they already are.

And don't forget lots of Hollywood stars.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

He’s not going to jail for this, but I’m going to laugh at all the seethe and cope that’s going on all the same.

It's all just a ruse to get Trump the black vote. Trump is the first black president.

 

[TheySeeMeRowlin]

Looks like the GOP finally got their red wave after all.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Because of this specific case? No. Because he's a former president and a leading candidate for the next election? I hope not, nobody should be immune to the law.

I thought I told you to kill yourself.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I found the part where he got convicted to be a pretty compelling indication that he did all that shit.

If the witch doesn't stop us from burning her with her magic powers it's a pretty compelling indication that she wasn't a witch.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

Where's HHH? This should be like Christmas morning for him.

Do you want to do the ritual to summon him?

 

[Bloom Worm Cross Field]

Jury's will just do whatever they want.

That's a good thing, except that it was designed with a homogeneous, non-sectarian society in mind

 

[Silly Milly]

This means fuck all. Everybody’s knows the trial is rigged against him. Literally nobody who even thought of voting for Trump is going to go “oh wow, I can’t vote for him now”.

I think that the hope from the democratic institution side is that this whole nonsense subconsciously serves as a flex to show who’s in power and ensure the scared masses vote blue. Anyone with a brain or an ounce of willpower can see through it, but that is a rarity in the American public.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

RFK status: worming. cuz he's got WOIMS IN HIS BRAIN

ftfy

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Yeah I’m not going to get into a retard fight with people simping for a morbidly obese, geriatric gameshow host who got meme’d into the whitehouse.

Seethe more.

You forgot to add that he is orange smdh

 

[DammitPerez]

Unless you are P-Diddy or R-Kelly. Becoming a celebrity felon will make Trump more popular. Look at Robert Downey Jr and 50 Cent. Especially among blacks and women.

100% the truth in this case. Bad boy edge is now edgier, adding extra attraction level to his already known millionaire man and rule-breaker status.

 

[Dyn]

If the witch doesn't stop us from burning her with her magic powers it's a pretty compelling indication that she wasn't a witch.

No I think you're mistaken this was a constitutionally valid jury trial in a western democracy with an enormous amount of outside scrutiny and a high burden of proof to overcome, not a 16th century witch burning. You're just mad that the guy you like turned out to be guilty as charged.

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

TRUMP will outright win the Hispanic vote, and massively chip into the D's percentage of support with the black vote because of this.

2024 will be the most Republican friendly year at the ballot box since 1988, even with the Dems committing fraud en masse