Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Eh, say say what you want to that, I am new here, so don't get how the threads go here. But a lot of what I am seeing is stupid fan fiction instead of what I expected when I joined.

And what were you expecting???

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Because there is a 100% chance kiwis would DM them helpful evidence from time to time

ignoring all of the massive downsides

 

[Tablet County]

James Cromwell as Nick Rekieta.

I think Rob Schneider has the acting chops to nail just how unfunny Rekieta is. He probably has a coke habit too.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Mighty sad the church had to go DFE on YouTube.

Could be the courts, but I'm gonna go ahead and blame the balldowashers.

 

[Pure Soap]

Maybe he is so rich he can afford to lose $5k? (although I do personally think he is a broke nigger)

But why would he spend $5k unnecessarily? If he gets busted again he’s gonna lose $50k regardless, so he might as well post it himself. He’s definitely cash poor.

 

[Pelican Bones]

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Mighty sad the church had to go DFE on YouTube.

Could be the courts, but I'm gonna go ahead and blame the balldowashers.

It's retards posting shit in the comments thinking they are funny

 

[Tablet County]

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Mighty sad the church had to go DFE on YouTube.

Could be the courts, but I'm gonna go ahead and blame the balldowashers.

Could be they just didn't want any attention directed toward their church because of this. I could see a few anti-Nick weens shitting up the comments section with balldo jokes (provided they even allowed comments in the first place).

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Because there is a 100% chance kiwis would DM them helpful evidence from time to time

There's helpful, and then there's people who would package all the nastiest porn from the sektur as a welcome letter including copious amounts of NIGGERFAGGOT and other slurs of choice.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

I think Rob Schneider has the acting chops to nail just how unfunny Rekieta is. He probably has a coke habit too.

If you are going for painfully unfunny why not Jimmy Fallon? Possibly John Oliver but I hate to say this he might be too much of a faggot

 

[Harvey Danger]

There's helpful, and then there's people who would package all the nastiest porn from the sektur as a welcome letter including copious amounts of NIGGERFAGGOT and other slurs of choice.

Every rose has its thorns.

 

[Young_Griff]

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Mighty sad the church had to go DFE on YouTube.

Could be the courts, but I'm gonna go ahead and blame the balldowashers.

I wish I had looked at the comments when I had a browse. I'm new here, would any of us be dumb enough to leave comments calling the Pastor a hero? Even positive comments could possibly lead to them going Dark mode. Not wanting publicity and all that.

 

[AltisticRight]

I really want to see what's in that Lawltube "DM chain". There's definitely lots of gayops they've pulled and other futile narrative building/astroturfing attempts.

 

[Tablet County]

If you are going for painfully unfunny why not Jimmy Fallon? Possibly John Oliver but I hate to say this he might be too much of a faggot

That's not fair, I've seen Jimmy Fallon be funny at least once in my lifetime.
Besides he doesn't quite have that rodent physiognomy that would really help him in his portrayal of Balldoman.

 

[zimzam88]

Maybe he is so rich he can afford to lose $5k? (although I do personally think he is a broke nigger)

If the trust fund didn't exist I imagine he'd already be streaming again desperate for the money to pay for everything as the bills pile up.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

We did it, Reddit.

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The Corn-on-Investment will be amazing.

 

[Mikoyan]

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LMFAO
His 'clock' is counting up a couple of days from the start of the Epoch.

Nigga don't set his clocks!

Update:

Kurt set his clock. If I'm the reason for that, you're welcome.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I dunno about destroying itself, but it absolutely has to reinvent itself if it wants to be taken seriously again. I would be embarrassed to be considered part of a group led by a non-practicing, drunken, coked-up, narcissistic, degenerate, child-neglecting faggot who calls himself the Law Pope.

It always stuck in my craw that most of them practice, but Nick doesn't, and yet he considers himself their leader and most of them seemingly just accepted that. Somehow T. Greg Doucette's "threadnaught" (aka Law Twitter) was less gay than that shit. An admission that pains me dearly.

Idk, I think when you got LawTube people trying to shit on and dog on each other, and even blocking each other on X, I think that leans towards destroying itself.

But if there is any form of reinvention, into say "LawTube 2.0" or something, you'd have to get rid of everybody in it, and start over with new faces. Really, the current crop is poisoned - they will forever be tainted by even associating with Rackets, and even worse, trying adamantly to stick by him. Unless I guess you were to wait for so much time to pass that all the old fans leave out of disgust, and new uninformed fans come in - just like what happened with Nicky, and that still ended horribly for him anyway.

That all said, even though Sean will also forever bear the sins of Rackets, I think he will be fine in his own space. But regardless, Sean will continue to get chats and questions about Nick until the end of time. He will never escape the association with him.

 

[Young_Griff]

Update:

Kurt set his clock. If I'm the reason for that, you're welcome.

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Proof Kurt is also browsing the thread?

 

[Mikoyan]

Proof Kurt is also browsing the thread?

I mean, I don't think he even hides that.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

So no word on when Nick is going to stream again? I heard about his locals streaming announcement. But obviously that was cancelled. Any word on any future streaming date and time and to what audiences?