Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.3%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.4%
  • Total voters
    319
HostilePustule said:
I know this ugly painting has been memed to hell and back but there's still something so fucking sad about how normal and happy they look in this thumbnail. Nick really threw all of this away for an ounce of coke.
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I also started getting that vid in my feed a few days ago. I watched it when it was live.
I've never had a reason to look into how to do it, but can a YouTube creator pay to boost a particular video in a feed?
 
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Potatoherder said:
Youtube recommended this to me just now. Wonder if she regrets giving him that painting knowing what he became.
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One of the things I do believe from Aaron's cuckpology tour is Kayla screaming about how she hates Nick's show and how it's ruined their lives. It's pretty universally agreed that the success from Rittenhouse and Depp went straight to his head and emphasized his worst tendencies, regardless what the truth of the Worst Day was.

She probably did start the ball(do) rolling on swinging, so she's totally at fault too, but the show definitely played a part in all this.
 
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The church set all their videos private and nuked their youtube account.
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It was pretty boomer-tier to put that stuff up in the first place.
TurdThrower said:
Larry Lawton said he is going to look up Rekieta.
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That could be good, although it's rather funny that a convicted jewel thief who mainly does video on prison life, from experience, is at this point more respectable than Balldo.
 
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KiwiFarmer9993! said:
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Are these balldowashing, child neglect defending, retarded niggers really trying to get #DropKiwiFarms started up again and get it banned on X for Nick fucking Rekeita?????

What the fuck? Surely I must be misunderstanding something....

Surely right?
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Remember, Balldo's good friend Cooms has a history of flagging and Balldo stood by him after he gloated about getting a vtuber girl banned for "death threats".
 
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RotPockets said:
Rekieta fans are some of the dumbest fucking faggots you’ll encounter. If you don’t wash the Balldo they will start crying to get you banned like Liz Fong-Dong Gone.
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Everyone that doesn't use the site assumes it's like a hivemind of 10 people when in reality there's a decent amount of disagreement here. I think half the stuff people say and think here is fucking retarded (the other half is based).

I know that people have already gone on about the self-sufficiency of the kids thing ad nauseum but I haven't been able to look at the thread while I've been working so I'm contributing my two cents. (cope and sneed)

It sounds like to me based on the warrant and everything else I've heard from Rekieta and other sources that some of the older kids, particularly the 16-year old, were failing to do or incapable of doing stuff they should have been capable of doing themselves. If that's true, you know whose fault that is? NICK AND KAYLA'S. They FAILED to ever teach their kids how to do stuff and take care of themselves. Even if the 16-year old had been capable of picking up the slack, it's not his fucking job to do so when he has school and is a kid that has parents who are too busy doing coke and fucking strangers to do their fucking jobs.
 
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RotPockets said:
Rekieta fans are some of the dumbest fucking faggots you’ll encounter. If you don’t wash the Balldo they will start crying to get you banned like Liz Fong-Dong Gone.
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That guy seems to be legit schizophrenic and has made nearly 11,000 posts in 6 months:

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Nick, get this dude on your legal team immediately.
 
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Life goes on.

Retink Retunk said:
Remember, Balldo's good friend Cooms has a history of flagging and Balldo stood by him after he gloated about getting a vtuber girl banned for "death threats".
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Oh I forgot about that. The PNGtuber Xeeted out "kill him" or something? It was clearly a joke of sorts, or some kind of cartoon meme reference.
 
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dingusmcbingus said:
Can the fags arguing back and forth about their personal lives where they raised 6,000,000 kids as an infant take to the PMs? You're clogging up the thread with shit.
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It is pretty annoying friend. And I'm sorry but I want to sperg on one point then I will never bring it up again.

There was probably no food in the house, no cleaning supplies, and the washer/dryer was in the sex den. What the fuck do these people expect? The kids to grab the guns from the garage and hunt shit in the woods for food. Maybe build themselves a log cabin in the woods to get away from their shitty drug zombie parents.

When you have two, out of control drug addict parents the main skill you learn is to be invisible to not draw the attention of the monsters.
Mousey0328 said:
She got a lot to prove and growing to do if that the previous poster is correct.
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She's 40. Her growing stage is over. She is what she is. Not much.
Strix454 said:
- The Pastor of the church was just a useful idiot manipulated by his gossiping and conspiring church members into making a report of abuse against Nick. He didn't know anything directly himself. He is not a bad person. Just a tool of bad people.
- The Church members didn't know or care anything about drugs. They were just Scandinavian incel prudes angry about Nick & Kayla's relationship with April. New today (to me anyway) is the claim that April was attending church with the family. That made those gossiping incel prudes even more mad.
- The church members who went to the pastor of the church were all talking to each other and conspiring with each other before they got to him.
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Strix454 said:
Nick's inner circle at this point seems to be: Camelot, TUG, Barnes, Joe and (maybe) Chrissie.
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I get they didn't have a lot to work with but that's the best they could come up with? I get that Rackets behavior is so reprehensible that anyone with an IQ above room temperature split from Camp Rackets long ago but shit. Those lines of cope are sad.

Denial is not going to work. The only winning strategy I can see is this:

=Kayla and I were having problems​
=We got involved with the Imholtes​
=They introduced us to drugs​
=Being a strait-laced Christian couple, we never tried drugs and things escalated​
=When we were under the influence, they also convinced us to swap partners​
=Things got out of control and a number of bad decisions were made​
=We are thankful our community cared enough to intervene and rescue us from these vices​

"I am very sorry for the pain and suffering I have inflicted on my family. I am going to step away from the internet and take some time to get myself clean, straighten out my life, and make it up to my children. Thank you for your support. Peace."

Which of course will never happen because Nick is incapable of admitting fault. But he has been caught dead to rights. His best option is to concede. Its sets him up better for the future and is the only option to reinvigorate his career when this is over.

Critique my strategy. This sound like something that would work. Bear in mind it would be for the Normies. Not us smart Kiwis who know the full history.
goopp said:
Yeah, like I said, I get it why people are cheering, but a lot I am seeing here is stupid. Crackheads with kids isn't uncommon. To think the courts care is nonsense. Nick is probably hiding with family. He will take a plea bargain, there will be no great trial.
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And it's sad. Especially if they use during the pregnancy. Because then the child comes out retarded like you.
 
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Tablet County said:
That's not fair, I've seen Jimmy Fallon be funny at least once in my lifetime.
Besides he doesn't quite have that rodent physiognomy that would really help him in his portrayal of Balldoman.
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Edward Norton looks like Rekieta, is narcissistic enough to understand the role, and is washed up enough to take the role. He would be perfect.
 
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