The new nanny is a 6'5 250lbs manny. He doesn't cook or clean but man that house runs like clockwork.
That's exactly what that household needs, no joke. Someone to get people working and doing, on a schedule, doing chores, making meals. Kids may grump about a rigid schedule, but some routine is good, healthy, and feels secure. Some Arnold Schwarzenegger barking at everyone to get up, get dressed, get clean, get moving would be exactly what they need. Maybe would shake Nick and Kayla out of their stupor eventually, too. (Not even talking about the drugs but their overall aimless, shallow way of living.)
Speaking of family structure and time, when's the last time they got a whole weekend with sober parents who organized the day and interacted with them the whole time? When did Kayla last let the kids help bake cookies or Nick show a kid how to refill the wiper fluid on a car? (Or vice versa). If ever, it's been awhile.
All Nick did was get drunk and react off the cuff. He was good at it, but that ain't workin', that's the way you do it, money for nothing and Balldos for free.
Thats why I absolutely loved that "you don't know what it's like to be me" stream, in which he claimed that it is impossible (except for him, literally the only one capable*) to cover trials when you have kids because it's 10 whole hours a day for 6 weeks at a time. I'm like, mofo you realize that the people actually doing the work you are just talking about are often married with little, medium, and big kids, right? And that 10 hours a day - away from your home in most cases - is a good day for many lawyers with kids? He has no idea what work and stress are.
He briefly remembered that Emily D. Baker, who has outdone him by universes, has kids but was quick to say he thinks hers are older. [They're not, but even if they were, she was an actual practicing lawyer/ prosecutor when they were little, and streamknv is unqualifiedly easier, not close.]
