Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Lol @ her comment that she " has her plaque".

Yes maam, you definitely have the plaque. Its about an inch thick on your teeth. No denying it.

Her coronary arteries would like a word with you. They don't appreciate being so casually overlooked.

 

[Schmooo]

New Video
Saturday June 1 2024
GORL WORLD IS THE MOST DISTURBING COMMUNITY

https://youtu.be/9azgXmFR_58?si=MYTW5ME-C086YinN

Video:




(re: FFG)




This is patently untrue.
FFG did not go live the day her mother passed.

You know who went to hang out with an abusive crack addict the day her grandma died?
You get three guesses and they’re all Chantal.
Sorry I meant “Chantaghllllle”.




Wanna bet?

 

[Botchy Galoop]

LOL. I managed to watch the first 2 minutes of Chantal's? new vid. I question whether she even really made it...looks more like her good buddy, HoMomma's work. She is raging mad and I guess she thinks that this video will get Youtube to take down her foes?
She is desperate for money and see's that everyone is moving on from her boring shit.
I'll wait until someone can watch and break down the video. The clown music bugs me.

edit for spelling and missing article

 

[-Jack-]

Classic part of Chantals new cycle. Visa run is looming and thus the "rage" starts. I highly doubt it's even a proper rage at this point, it's just something she thinks brings in more views. It did at one point, during the Nader era but she needs to understand that things get boring very easily and die, just like her organs will. Even during the later phase of the Nader era IMO I thought most of her rages were fake and heavily influenced by her ediles/high Youtube cheques. It's just another click-bait, view/money grab.

Also interesting, she got caught a week or so ago and people in her chat were questioning her subscribers and it suddenly went. up by 1k.


I said it earlier but give in a couple of weeks and she's going to start mentioning travelling/Canada/ her normal bullshit.

 

[boxybum]

This shit is so lame. Can't stand the reaction channel back and forth part of her cycle. Go back to flopping around in the pool please.

 

[Haram-Habibi]

I guess it’s easier to understand a cell inside that will grow, clump, spread and kills you, than it is blood turning to poison and stopping all your bodily systems one by one? The word cancer strikes terror and the word diabetes does not, but it really should be the other way around. I’ll bet a lot more people survive a diagnosis of cancer and go on to live a normal age than have a long healthy life with diabetes. Maybe the difference is the person with diabetes has to do the work, and the person with cancer just goes and gets treatment?

Okay, here's my half-assed retard opinion, having had both at different times (gestational diabetes that I needed insulin for at the end of the third trimester and cancer).......

Spoiler: The final verdict.....

Diabetes was harder.

I had to stick myself constantly, each and every day, to measure my blood sugar and take my insulin. I estimate that by the last month, I had to puncture myself at least ten times a day (wake up, pre meals, post meals sometimes, just before going to sleep.....and then the shots prior to eating.). I had to give myself little pep talks to do it, and it sucked to squeeze out drops of blood for the test strips. I thought I was keeping that pretty quiet, until I overheard a toddler Habibi saying some of the same things I did, before pretending to stick his thumb.

I also had to keep track of what I was eating more than I did with cancer. The oncologist was just happy that I wasn't wasting away, and that all the stuff I ate was boiled to death or pasteurized so I didn't get some food-borne illness. Never had to count carbs, because no one cared about that. I had to list everything I ate with diabetes in a futile effort to not need insulin at the end (it's very hard to balance a growing baby's needs with your needs to keep the sugars down.)

I felt a little sicker at the end of chemo than I did with diabetes/being a zillion months preggo in the nausea department, but I had more options for dealing with that. After all, I wasn't worried if what I took hurt my cancer cells. I was much more cautious with the gestating Habibi (naturally.)

Can't speak for all kinds of cancer but the kind I had is basically considered "bad luck". Diabetes? People wonder what YOU did to bring it on. Lots less sympathy for that in my experience. If you have a few extra pounds, or look like you do (I bloated up bad when I was preggo, not in a cute way), well.....hmm......what did you expect, fatty?

And finally......shooting up with insulin a few times a day vs one blood test/one bag of chemo stuff per week? No question, it was easier with the chemo. I had to make sure I got enough insulin in the syringe, find a place to shoot up discreetly if we were in public (because if you are obviously preggo and shooting up, you must be a heroin addict or something), and deal with the sharps/make sure I had everything I needed in the travel kit. Cancer? I just showed up at the appointed time, and the nurses/techs did all that for me, once a week.

Do what the doctors say with cancer, and depending on the type/stage, you have a good chance of cure. Diabetes? Not so much. It's your "friend" for life.

I don't want to experience either diabetes or cancer ever again, but if you put a gun to my head and made me choose one?
I'd dance with the Big C again over Lord Beetus, every time.

 

[often puzzled]

Fatty posted a vlog: "HEALTH UPDATES AND SOME EXERCISE AND A NEW LOW." I assume the "new low" part will be some flavor of clickbait. Probably bbq, perhaps ranch.

Here's the yewtube link.

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Spoiler: a very puzzled summary

• Traditional pink/midi music intro.
• Thumbnail text reads: "MY BIG FAT VLOG" and has a bulleted list with exercise, blood sugar, and illness update. Thumbnail shows her standing in profile in the fartbox living room, facing sideways for some reason.
• Cameo ad, of course. Dying won't keep this fatty from making a buck.
• We begin at the mukbang table. Royalty-free music is playing over a montage of clips as she prepares to take her blood sugar (and, indeed, her blood is all sugar at this point). Text in the upper left corner tells us that it's day 2 of being back on her diabetes meds. The music is way, way too loud. It's also somewhere between mall music and a softcore porn track.
• I don't recognize the outfit she's wearing-- might be a pajama top? It's another one of those godawful mixed-print abominations, this one with polka dots on the sleeves and stripes in the chest area. It's like the tarp makers are just making fatty clothes out of whatever random scraps they can throw together to achieve the necessary coverage.
• Blood sugar is 12.3, which text onscreen tells us is "down from 24 mmol." Using this calculator, 12.3 mmol/L = 221.4 mg/dL. She's smiling, waggling the meter to show us, and looks pleased-- apparently pleased that her blood sugar is merely over 200. Yeesh. She even gives a thumbs-up, apparently excited that she's now dying of diabetes at a slower rate.

• Shows an apple. Text on screen says "I eat one everyday." BUT YOU'RE DIABETIC.
• Shows Julia sleeping on a yoga mat/exercise mat. We hear her tell Julia that it's for exercising, "not laying [sic] like a seal." Methinks someone has seen all the posts and tweets comparing her to a seal.

• Shows us the TV on the wall, which is playing a Jane Fonda workout-- paging @Barbarella ! And, yes, I'm serious. It's an old Jane Fonda workout video.

• Cut to Chantal standing in front of the TV and . . . I dunno. Not exercising. Stretching, sort of? Those Jane Fonda workouts are no cakewalk, so she's insane if she thinks she can do anything more than chair exercises, à la Amy Ramadan.

• She appears to be in actual pain while stretching her arm/torso-adjacent hamhock.
• Someone better clip this.
• Then we see her doing a movement with text saying "lunges lol." lol indeed, because that's not a lunge. She's going to kill her knees even more doing this.

• You can see her form, such as it is, falling apart quickly as she does more lunges. This is hilarious for me but must be quite painful for her. It's a stupid thing to attempt, even for the brief amount of time she's going to do it for the camera.
• Also, chances that Salah fires up the Jane Fonda video when she's napping/in a diabetic coma and beats off? I'd say high.
• Now walking in place. Voiceover says that some of the exercises on the video are "a bit difficult for me to do at this stage." A BIT, you say?

• The music is way too loud again. Fix your volume, fatty. It's time for more music over stretches.
• You can see she's breathing through her mouth, even while she's just doing stretches. This is pretty funny, though-- but the exercise ball was much more entertaining.
• Says she's doing an exercise that "works your abs." Thinking of Chantal's abs gave me an ab workout, because I got a really good laugh out of her toning her gunt.
• Random observation: she's filming this during the day. The curtains are open, and you can see that it's daylight.
• And we're done with the exercise portion of this vlog. She's now sitting at the mukbangin' table and wiping sweat off her face (no, really) and breathing very heavily. She can barely get out the "okay guys, so!" Chugs water.
• Says she's trying to commit herself to those exercises. Bitch gonna die, but she gonna binge first.
• Says the exercises make her feel more awake and energized. She's literally panting at a table after doing these for the first time ever. Says it feels "so good" (X).
• "I just have some exercises on pause all the time on the TV, mostly the Jane Fonda workout." She's doing THAT THING again, where she does something once and talks like she does it all the time. It's bizarre. It's also bizarre that she defaulted to Jane Fonda videos, which she's likely remembering from her childhood. She should be studied. And Amy Ramadan shouldn't have deleted her chair exercise videos.
• Heath update: she's finally feeling better and actually feels better than she did before she was sick. "I'm taking better care of myself." Does this face look truthful to you?

• "Little out of breath from the exercises," she wheezes. "Normally, I don't work out in a hijab." Normally, you don't work out, as anyone with eyes can see.
• Says the improvement in her blood sugar readings "proves to me that I need to take these medications." What do you even say to a revelation like that? Man, she's stupid.
• Says she had Jareesh and wheat bread today. I paused on this face and feel compelled to share with the class:

• Also had an apple and "a ton of water" (X). Supposedly, that's all she's had (XXX).
• Promises more videos in the future as she gets into the routine. Committed to getting her health back, blah blah, she's been doing this speech for the entire life of her channel.
• Reminds us again that she's down 15 kay-gees (the Canadian cousin of Amber's elbees).
• Says she'll weigh herself sometime this week.
• "So far, I haven't had any binges (X) and junk food at all (XXXXXX), no sodas, no diet sodas." Then says "the most junk I had was a couple of chips." So no junk, except for the junk. Got it. Says the chips tasted like "salty oil" (yes, that's what chips are) after "going through that detox."
• "That's about all of the junk food I've had." Notice we went from no junk food, to a few chips, to a few chips being "about all of the junk food I've had." Fascinating.
• Says being sick kicked all of this off, but now she's "making the choices" to keep it going. Hunger vs head hunger, blah blah. Says movement lowers blood sugar.
• "I'm super excited for this journey." IT'S OFFICIAL-- IT'S A JOURNEE! Watching Amber much?
• Says there will be a healthy grocery haul. Says she hasn't really done one since being "back here"-- "we've just been eating out, mostly." There's been at least once grocery haul since she got back; I remember recapping it.
• "You can order out healthy stuff here." Great, so she's already backtracking on healthy cooking. Back to the claims of yore that takeout can be healthy.
• "I just neglect myself sometimes, a lot of the time." Ya think?
• Nothing else matters, not money, not anything-- just health! Sooo, you're broke?
• Says it's not easy to share her journey online, especially with the "horrible people" who are watching. They "shame you for your problems." PROBLEM SHAMING!
• Jokes about six-pack arc, says she just means that she can "reach a level of fitness that's amazing for me."
• More about how she'll get better, do more, blah blah, none of this will ever happen.
• Gunt out!

tl;dr: it's a new health journee! Down 15 kay-gees! We've heard it all before. The first five minutes of "exercise" were pretty entertaining, but the remainder of the vlog was just her sitting and saying the same things she's always said (but now in a hijab). She's going for positivity in this one, which is ironic considering the haydurs suck video she released mere hours ago.

The "new low" apparently referred to either her blood sugar or her weight. She's basically Jane Fonda now, guise! Everyone make a note of where we are in the cycle, because we're definitely in it.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

"I waddled in place for 90 seconds, once, I'm taking much better care of myself." This part of the cycle is always the most hilarious to me.

 

[Human Mystery]

Fatty posted a vlog: "HEALTH UPDATES AND SOME EXERCISE AND A NEW LOW." I assume the "new low" part will be some flavor of clickbait. Probably bbq, perhaps ranch.

Here's the yewtube link.

Thanks for the Yewtube link b/c I for damn sure am not contributing to this gunt earning money.

The exercise portion had me dead. That "workout" was so slooow and hard to watch. I could walk across the room and that would have been equivalent. The lunges and can't see her legs? The coming back to the fartchair huffing and puffing? LOL.
Take me now Baby Jesus!

 

[Barbarella]

Shows us the TV on the wall, which is playing a Jane Fonda workout

Hahahaha. Those workouts are not easy. (But Jane is still going at 83.)

Wonder why she didn’t go with Richard Simmons. Sweating to the oldies seems more in keeping with what she’s capable of, as Richard always included a workout for fats. She’s never learned that if she’s going to fake it she should be realistic about her scam.

 

[-Jack-]

This has to be in the triple digits at least of how many times she has said and performed this charade of a health journey now since being on Youtube. I also love how she kept on looking into the view finder to make sure her "working out" was capturing her. It will always amaze me how there are still a chunk of people who will believe this and comment on her videos lol.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

So she's done a couple of reverse elliptical steps, hurpled to some eateries, waterboarded herself and spent the rest of pool time being buoyant and now this.

Yeah, you'll have that six pack and be ready to mountain climb any day now, queen.

 

[Swagstika]

The Swaglings lost a teacher to diabetes last year. From what I was told from the teachers trauma dumping on me, she was semingly young, healthy and normal. Yey she had a diabetic episode so bad that that the high blood sugars caused clotting in her brain.
The other teachers felt the need to tell me about this in great details, but I'm the treat-your-blastlungs and hold-broken-pieces-of-soldier-together-while-the-surgeons-work kind of nurse.
I never actively worked with diabetes, but do remember back from school that at some level the sugars will begin to crystalize out and physically form lumps that can clog up the fine capillaries. Think it was around 25, 30 mmol or so? Can someone who actually worked with this confirm?

 

[Goatchoker]

That living room looks so god damn uncomfortable, I can’t relay how much or why I HATE that living room so much.

Get it fatty let Jane Fonda lead you to the light!

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

 

[ReverseStarfish]

That was 3 minutes of a warmup to a workout. That's it. And she struggled the entire time. For the warmup. Hilarious.

 

[Itspinklava]

She moved her plaque to the other side of the room to keep it in the shot while she exercised

 

[lottalove]

Interesting how she called Yaba and Sam’s marriage fake. Projection much, Foodie?

Yes, theirs is fake and about money, too.

a bit difficult for me to do at this stage."

So she speaks of herself as being at a certain "stage".

(Of being a fucking sedentary eating machine dying from obesity related illnesses.)

I just neglect myself sometimes, a lot of the time.

Yes, she absolutely needs to focus more on herself,
on what she can eat next and how hungry she feels.

Especially when exercising this excessively, the bloodsugar can suddenly fall,
and she could become very unwell, you know?
lol

"I waddled in place for 90 seconds, once, I'm taking much better care of myself." This part of the cycle is always the most hilarious to me.

It's technically correct lol
Which won't convince nature to not take it's course.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Charlie Gold just put out a response video.

Say what you will about Charlie. Her reactions are typically calm and measured (even if smug), with clips of Chins being a raging banshee. Community Post rant incoming?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

It's technically correct lol

Oh yea for sure. Waddling around, even horribly with poor form for any amount of seconds, is far better than laying in bed gorging on slop. However, we've seen this cycle many many times and just like last year's 90s on the stationary bike she broke, because 200lbs didn't drop off by morning she will never do it again. Until next year, when she needs to film 90s for her video to stick it to the haters about how she's taking her health seriously for reals this time.