Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 42 14.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.2%

  • Total voters
    292
Nick also claimed to have grown up in the hood in Houston with constant drive-by shootings and he had NO white friends, so take Nick’s self-reported history of his struggles and OG bonafides with ocean amounts of salt.
Specifically he claimed three murders a day from his single neighborhood. Houston has never had close to 1095 murders a year. There were 700 in 1981, the year he was born, across the entire city. It may have been as high as 600 before he moved away, but across the entire city, not "the hood" where Nick lived.
 
I don't remember if he played on stream, but I remember him talking about 40k and maybe displaying some figures or something. I don't think it was a long-term interest but I could be wrong.
If I remember right he would have an occasional minifig painting stream with Sargon and Az (Heel vs Babyface)
 
I don't remember if he played on stream, but I remember him talking about 40k and maybe displaying some figures or something. I don't think it was a long-term interest but I could be wrong.
Pretty sure I recall listening to Nick and Ty nerd out about 40k books and lore on a stream from several years ago or so. Don't know much about the game, but I imagine it's not something normally played drunk and high out of your mind.
 
Pretty sure I recall listening to Nick and Ty nerd out about 40k books and lore on a stream from several years ago or so. Don't know much about the game, but I imagine it's not something normally played drunk and high out of your mind.
Actually wait, now that you bring that up I DO remember him mentioning some 40k books on his shelf...that he said he never got around to reading.
 
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Pretty sure I recall listening to Nick and Ty nerd out about 40k books and lore on a stream from several years ago or so. Don't know much about the game, but I imagine it's not something normally played drunk and high out of your mind.
Warhammer can be quite fun to play with a couple of friends while having a few beers. But generally, no you don't play it drunk.
 
Speaking of family structure and time, when's the last time they got a whole weekend with sober parents who organized the day and interacted with them the whole time? When did Kayla last let the kids help bake cookies or Nick show a kid how to refill the wiper fluid on a car? (Or vice versa). If ever, it's been awhile.
Don't take this as balldowashing because they've definitely been neglectful to some extent or another recently, but last night someone asked a similar question in regard to family vacations. I don't think it does anyone involved any good to speculate that they have always deprived their kids of fun without any evidence. The Rekieta grands are often involved, yes.


This is just a sampling of what I've seen:
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tl;dr - everyone is blowing this out of proportion and knows nothing.
"Legal Mindset is a guy who thinks that understands humanity, he doesn't. You know why? because... he literally likes Thomas Train whatever... he is a autism. I made law streams!... no that's not why you are popular... no one popular because you made law streams. You tried to convert worm holes... not worm holes... WARM HOLES into sexual energy - for you."
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Don't take this as balldowashing because they've definitely been neglectful to some extent or another recently, but last night someone asked a similar question in regard to family vacations. I don't think it does anyone involved any good to speculate that they have always deprived their kids of fun without any evidence. The Rekieta grands are often involved, yes.


This is just a sampling of what I've seen:
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Don't do drugs. Don't do Internet, don't wife swap and we can have a healthy society again.
 
This is just a sampling of what I've seen:
Seeing all this old, cutsey family outing photos just makes everything even sadder (even if we assume Nick has always been like this and just took the mask off).

It's almost like seeing photos of serial killers when they were kids or with their families looking like regular people.

Nick would rather have drugs and balldos than this.
 
I do not hate Runkle for being a fence sitter. I hate Runkle for being - may Allah forgive me for uttering these words - a Canadian.
He does his best despite the circumstances of his birth.


...Fuck, I think that's almost exactly a line Rackets has used before. I feel like I need to go meditate under a waterfall to cleanse my spirit or something.
 
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Don't take this as balldowashing because they've definitely been neglectful to some extent or another recently, but last night someone asked a similar question in regard to family vacations. I don't think it does anyone involved any good to speculate that they have always deprived their kids of fun without any evidence. The Rekieta grands are often involved, yes.


This is just a sampling of what I've seen:
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This wasn't a satisfying enough life for him? How depressing.

At least he got his tragic (in his view) American Beauty ending.
 
He didn't play, he followed the lore (you can see a lot of expensive limited edition novels behind him in a good chunk of his streams) and rarely painted miniatures (you also can see racks with what seem to be either army painter or vallejo acrylics behind him in some livestreams).

He certainly knew the setting, as he's made two streams about 40k, one with daddy gym talking about lore and shooting the shit, a second one with Sargon of Applebees painting minis.

My educated guess is that his "being into the setting" boiled down to luetin09 videos (since I know he's reading this, Nicky just watch Majorkill he's definitely more up your speed by combining cooming and 40k), and if you want to be super generous he also did audiobooks, his minis seemed to go mostly unpainted because he is just SO BUSY.

My take on the limited edition novels is that it was very likely the same retarded wastrel behaviour that had him buying a $110k rustang, Nicky had to buy $250 books from e-bay scalpers to up his nerd cred, I don't think a single white dwarf magazine ever graced his hands.

As for Nick engaging in any sort of tabletop at all, you have his D&D streams where he more or less behaves like the biggest 'that guy' and tries to impress the nerds with his stand up routines.
Oh, one of those. Sorry, but 40k is how I managed to get through school and it's the only thing I get to keep from childhood. I'm overprotective of my dystopian universe where gods are real and they love you. To death, then they have their fun. End sperging, back to our little cokehead crashing into reality at speeds never before seen at this income level.
 
Why is Kayla proud of her body? Fake tits, ugly tattoos like a whore that look like insect bites, flabby ass. Congrats, you're not fat and that's probably due to drug usage.
I doubt she is proud of her body. They had to go to a professional photographer to take (photoshop) sexy pictures of Kayla so that Nick can goon to them.

I was searching for the relevant photo and the clip where Nick talks about the photo like he's about to DSP, but couldn't find them.

I did find this funny Elissa clip though. Nick, Anna and Coomalot lying through their teeth about the swinging. From March 2023.

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He does his best despite the circumstances of his birth.


...Fuck, I think that's almost exactly a line Rackets has used before. I feel like I need to go meditate under a waterfall to cleanse my spirit or something.
Don't forget to angrily gaslight your acquaintances via text for hours on end while under that waterfall. It's the right thing to do.
 
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