Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 21.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 43 14.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.0%

  • Total voters
    294
I'm sure it's described dozens of times in other threads but can I get a tl;dr on why all of these guys hate Eric July? The comic is gay as shit but he seems like the most normal out of any of them.
Black man made comic, retards shit themselves in anger. You're caught up. Yes, it is that fucking basic and retarded.
There's a bit more to it than that: Black man makes comic which is insanely successful. EVS hates it because it's more successful than his comic (that he doesn't release). Dick hates it because EVS hates it and he wants a new white whale to replace Maddox. Rekieta hates it because Dick hates it and Dick's bogus made up rockstar lifestyle is something which Rackets aspires to for some reason. Vito hates it because Dick hates it and he's making his own retarded comic and he's also retarded.
 
I'm not a gun guy, but is .223 used for pests like raccoons?
If you live far enough from neighbors who will care, it can be, but it isn't a great idea unless you've got a lot of distance between you and anything that might get damaged. It is way overpowered for that task, and is more likely to cause collateral damage than something like a .22LR or .17HMR.
 
I'm not a gun guy, but is .223 used for pests like raccoons?
The cops said he had a 22lr case. 22lr is a very small round used for pests. But he doesn't even have a gun that uses 22lr so it's weird he had a spent case of it. If he was mixing gun powder with drugs it should be easy to tell because the primer shouldn't have been hit on the case. 223 is what AR15s use.
 
I'm actually willing to believe he never used any drugs involving needles. What I think happened was someone KNEW he was on some type of drugs, but didn't know what kind. So they saw some sort of unrelated mark on his arm and thought "He must be injecting something".
Non-druggies are generally extremely ignorant to this type of stuff to be honest. Especially cops, “narcotics recognition officers” specifically. They generally get their knowledge from a mix of outdated training, old wives tales and observing homeless street junkies but not the in-between yuppie cokeheads like the Crackeitas.
 
Non-druggies are generally extremely ignorant to this type of stuff to be honest. Especially cops, “narcotics recognition officers” specifically. They generally get their knowledge from a mix of outdated training, old wives tales and observing homeless street junkies but not the in-between yuppie cokeheads like the Crackeitas.
To be fair I would have thought the same as the church folks. But the strongest drug I ever dabbled in was weed so.... all my knowledge is based on TV and seeing random junkies on the bad side of town begging for change.
 
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That's supposed to be Kayla? Fucking hell. What a shallow, shitty thing to do, pornifying your wife like this. The person in the picture doesn't look like her at all. No wonder she has body image and self esteem issues when Nick is sending signals that he wants his wife to look like this.

I'm actually willing to believe he never used any drugs involving needles. What I think happened was someone KNEW he was on some type of drugs, but didn't know what kind. So they saw some sort of unrelated mark on his arm and thought "He must be injecting something".

The marks on his arms are probably from scratching himself. I think that can happen with stimulants like coke and meth, and may be what Pomplun meant by "sores common with substance users." The church people thinking they're track marks, yeah, they wouldn't know the difference, they have zero experience with drug use.
 
"Ladies and Gentlemen. This piece is called The Death of Non-practicing Lawyer. Notice the darken and sunken eyes showcasing the floating liver. See how the Baldo leans to the left, while Nick's penis leans limply to the right. It is symbolizing the borderline gay sex life of the modern poly-substance user. Finally, the maker's mark bottle wedged firmly up nick's butt crack represents Nick being a child neglecting Faggot."
 
It's August 2020. We get treated to the now-classic stream, "The Ralph Abort," also known as the "Corn Harvest," in which Ralph's ex Adrienne is interviewed and Ralph gets felted. It featured a wide cast of characters including Null, King of Pol, PPP, Kraut, and Mundane Matt. This was after the Ralph thumb sex tape leak.

In the stream, PPP says (1:41:00) that there is an exceedingly small population of people who are able to highly function while abusing drugs and alcohol (for a short time). But unfortunately...
"People like Ethan Ralph and Dick Masterson look at those exceptional cases and think, 'I'm the exception to the rule! I'm gonna drink, and do drugs, and coke and party, and it'll never catch up to me!' And then of course they end up as addicts and fucked up like 99.9% of people. But they think, 'Well, I'm gonna be Hunter S. Thompson!' Hunter S. Thompson blew his own fuckin' head off, because he was miserable, and he was fucked, and he couldn't think properly anymore. These people don't even realize what they're doing to themselves. They think that they're fuckin' Sherlock Holmes, doing coke or some shit."
It's May 2024, and this quote is exactly what we are experiencing with Nick Rekieta now. 2020 is a long time ago at this point, especially regarding the Internet, but it's still just four years. Could anyone in 2020 have predicted that what was said of Ethan Ralph in a stream after his sex tape was leaked would apply to Rekieta Law?

Rackets is the kid in those anti-drug PSAs we watched in school that says, "It won't happen to me!" He definitely thinks of himself as some kinda Hunter Thompson-type character. I'm surprised he hasn't talked about 'Fear and Loathing' as much as he has talked about American Beauty. A normal person would never idolize something like that, but as we have discovered, Nick was never normal.
 
I'm not a gun guy, but is .223 used for pests like raccoons?
.223 is a lower powered version of the 5.56mm round used as NATO standard infantry rounds. You could use a .223 rifle on a racoon if you don't care about having pick up the chunks. However, Crackeita's story about murdering raccoons involves chasing them around in a shed Benny Hill style with a hammer and a knife, and his other story about animal killing is the drawn out drowning skunks caught in live catch cages while laughing the whole way. He has no stories about actually shooting any animals he has found to be pests.
 
This wasn't a satisfying enough life for him? How depressing.

At least he got his tragic (in his view) American Beauty ending.
Yeah, that's the thing. Some of us would kill to have had as many opportunities as his sheltered ass did. He operates off a frame of reference so myopic and naive that he spat on every single blessing he's ever gotten.

And even those of us who had it a bit rougher are still not 4th world stateless people getting gunned down and piled up in some Somalian village. Due to the circumstances of his birth, Nick was pretty much near the top of the food chain of human suffering.

At least when you become a wigger you reap what you sow, but it doesn't even feel like justice served. It just feels really hollow. And when you factor in the kids, the Requiem for a Balldo decline from pretty set to trailer park actually becomes infuriating. His kids could've had just as good as he did, but now they're absolutely fucked in the head.
 
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