Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax

What is your opinion on MST3k/Rifftrax

  • 1. Love it more than life itself and will sacrifice my first born child to glorify it's name

    Votes: 84 21.8%
  • 2. Love it

    Votes: 224 58.2%
  • 3. Meh

    Votes: 50 13.0%
  • 4. Hate it

    Votes: 9 2.3%
  • 5. What the fuck is a MST3K?!

    Votes: 18 4.7%

  • Total voters
    385
Heard the first half of Bat City audiobook today, Oof! It's pretty cringe! Wasn't expecting a random reference to Muppet Babies. Also creepy uncle implied makes the bat scenes and UFO make more sense.....😱 Looking forward hearing the rest tomorrow.
 
Plenty of Riffs I hadn't gotten around to watching yet, including one recently added to Rifftrax Friends, a somewhat more misbegotten than usual Charles Band production, Shrunken Heads. When three boys who live in a neighborhood that seems to be an ungainly mishmash of the 1950s and the 1990s are gunned down by local hoods, friendly local grocer and voodoo practitioner Mr. Sumatra saws off their heads after the funerals, shrinks their heads, and brings them back to life to float around and enact paranormal vengeance. The way the grocer is revealed to have been a former member of a certain island nation's former secret police force is certainly...something.

(as the old man applies some potion to the shrunken heads with a dropper, why their hair was pulled back and up is questioned)
MIKE: Were the top knots necessary? He looks like a DJ who brags about enjoying extreme hot sauces.

"In the name of the most high line of Judea, Haile Selassie!"
BILL: That notable Haitian. (the guys share a laugh)
"In the name of the most high Duvalier and the Tonton Macoute!"
BILL: Oh, jesus.
 
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Finally, another chapter of the Captain Marvel serial released.

Adventures of Captain Marvel: Human Targets (Chapter 7)

A couple of more henchmen casually done away with by Captain Marvel, more of the worst sidekick "Whitey", this time grousing about having to "play nursemaid to a telephone", female sidekick Betty gets kidnapped again, and the means by which her car is disabled by a goon is pretty ridiculous

MIKE: "He somehow found a worse option than UberX."

And the serial is summed up best after yet another foot chase

BILL: "This serial is mostly about people running in formal wear."
 
it's weird when some obscure pop culture shit comes up in your immediate nerd circles, and then random MST is on soon after and they reference that exact thing
 
One of these books in the Time/Life "Mysteries of the Unknown" series has an article about some London tunnel-diggers cracking open a big chunk of coal and finding a pterodactyl still alive. It promptly gasped its last breath, died, and was, apparently, never seen again. "Mysteries of the Unknown" is like reading through the archives of a Fortean Yahoo group circa 2007, with about as much fact checking. I mean that as a positive.
 
One of these books in the Time/Life "Mysteries of the Unknown" series has an article about some London tunnel-diggers cracking open a big chunk of coal and finding a pterodactyl still alive. It promptly gasped its last breath, died, and was, apparently, never seen again. "Mysteries of the Unknown" is like reading through the archives of a Fortean Yahoo group circa 2007, with about as much fact checking. I mean that as a positive.
I recall a story about a frog or two at least
 

Watched the most recent riff, The Demons of Ludlow. It's a Bill Rebane film...so...

Besides the idea of a haunted piano terrorizing a town (which people keep referring to as a harmonium when it isn't) the film gets the "couple who decide to go have sex somewhere" scene out of the way early - the benefits of making out in a barn's hayloft are nitpicked by the riffers

MIKE (as the girl): "I don't know which is sexier, the rash from the hay or the thousands of mites swarming me."
BILL: "When they're done here, they can go for Round 2 on some rolled-out fiberglass insulation."

The girl: "Andy, are you all right?"
The guy: "Yeah, I'm fine."
KEVIN: "Man, look at all these spiders-I mean, continue undressing!"

And as they later note, this couple's disappearance is barely acknowledged later in the film.
 
Newer Riff, and yet another low-rent 1990s action film.

Absolute Force

Timothy Bottoms plays the leader of a covert government unit acting against a confusingly depicted domestic terror group called "the Alliance". Their fronts include an art gallery where a bunch of goons are just hanging around carrying concealed, and a low-rent one-story office, where one shoulder-holstered pistol-sporting goon laughs while telling a receptionist he wants to give her some "dictation".

Bill: "So, the Alliance's secret bases so far have been a boutique art gallery and the set of a cheesy cop sitcom?"
Kevin: "Classic militia."

The film starts with John Drake (Bottoms) and his crew being sent to retrieve an experimental nuclear fuel cell the Alliance wants to transform into a neutron bomb. As Drake's number 2 man Spike says cockily, "Basically it's a numbnuts dry-hump of a mission my dog could do, and he's been dead for three years!"

Spike turns out to be a traitor working for the Alliance, and kills a couple of his people and sets up the rest of his unit to get killed while he retrieves the cell from the high tech laboratory in the grimy warehouse headquarters of the "Zektek Corporation". By which I mean somewhere in a pipe and valve riddled dreary industrial building of some sort, there's a small spot where some tables, chairs, computer monitors, random electronics equipment, plastic sheeting and loosely bundled wiring hanging from the ceiling have been gathered.

Drake quickly figures out Spike has sold out to the Alliance and they have a brief showdown, where Drake denounces his subordinate.

SPIKE: "I've become a patriot, John."
DRAKE: "Oh no, Spike. You've become a slime-sucking, scumbag traitorous coward."
Kevin (imitating Bottoms): "...a real doo-doo head neener neener."

Spike gets away, Drake attempts to make contact with his immediate superior, but alas Spike isn't the only traitor in the mix. The Alliance frames him for murdering said superior with a doctored videotape that turns him into a scapegoat, with the help of one of the clumsiest 90s era depictions of graphics editing software. So he has to go on the run and recruit old "Total Force" friends like Boris, who was streetfighting in a locale even grimier than some of the other locations, and the tech expert/gunwoman played by David Carradine's daughter. They travel from one dreary warehouse or industrial site to another and engage in bland shootouts. "Absolute Force" is the sort of low-budget action film where the cheapness is so obvious, including Mission Control for the covert operation. (Kevin: "The Pentagon? Or the back office of a Motel 6?")

DRAKE: "Let's follow the money."
Bill: "Is it the movie's budget? Because...that won't take long."
 
Also I've listened to the latest episode of 372 Pages via the Patreon and holy...it's Cline's world and we're just living in it. Plucky Buddy Holly-worshipping orphan Opal moves in with her Uncle Roscoe on the family farm and of course they bond over Saturday morning cartoons, sugary cereals, Atari and PC games (par for the course manchildishness you'd expect from Cline) and watching PBS's Austin City Limits. However, Uncle Roscoe is revealed to be a tech geek in his early 20s with the sort of forced eccentricities you'd expect of a Cline character, and thus not suited for running the family farm which is foreclosed upon, to be gobbled up by a limestone company that's depicted just short of being Captain Planet villains. Oh, and after a UFO encounter Opal later finds herself able to tell what the nearby colony of bats are thinking and feeling which leads to zaniness like Opal noticing some bats who hang out near the house grooving along to whatever music show they have playing on the TV. Opal even convinces her uncle to turn the TV upside down so the bats can watch while hanging off the clothesline outside the window. Alas, the 'hard-hearted men' of the limestone company are blasting the "big old beautiful cave" that's the home of the bat colony too, oh where will these plucky, quirky weirdo main characters and their bat friends find a new home, why Austin, of course, because it's a city where "weirdos" can thrive, etc.

The book is Maximum Cline, attempting to be cutesy, preachy, and quirky all at the same time.
 
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Going back and looking at it now, "Red Zone Cuba" might've been the closest Forrester has come to driving Mike insane. I think "Manos" might've been the one for Joel, because even the Mads had to apologize to them for it (which was exceptionally awkward considering they're the ones that exposed them to it).
 
Going back and looking at it now, "Red Zone Cuba" might've been the closest Forrester has come to driving Mike insane. I think "Manos" might've been the one for Joel, because even the Mads had to apologize to them for it (which was exceptionally awkward considering they're the ones that exposed them to it).
Hobgoblins got Mike and the bots to abandon the theater and they nearly escaped that time.
 
Holy shit, I almost forgot how retarded that movie was. I think I keep avoiding watching the episode again because I don't want to slam my head into the wall.
Coleman Francis, Hobgoblins, and Rollergator are my picks for worst movies ever riffed. Do NOT show these to newbies and drink heavily while viewing.
 
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