Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[polar bear]

I believe he cares waaaaaay more about how people view him online than anything else

Uncle Ted wouldn't even spit on that oversocialized pathetic creature

 

[Sewer Rat]

There's two things going on here.

The damage to his image...

the thing is, Rekieta's self image and self worth is based completely on the aproval of Dick Masterson/Juju the cow, as long as Masterson aproves of whatever Nick does, then he will not back down, that is exactly what he's been doing on social media since he came back.
I wouldn't be surprised if Nick goes to Juju's show just to be enabled openly

 

[DumbDude43]

Drex is also far smarter than nick as he realized the only way to handle this situation is to just disappear and lay low. I wouldn't be shocked if we just never saw drex ever again lmfao.

that's one of the downsides of having "internet celebrity" as your main source of income
you can't just drop off and DFE no matter how much you want, because this shit is literally your job
although in nicks case he could probably convince his parents to pay his bills while he detoxes from his internet addiction

 

[RodgerDodger]

He claims he "gave his liquor away" rather than pouring it out. He'd have to have friends for that. And who really wants 1200 bottles of whiskey besides another alcoholic.
Somehow I'm sure nobody from church, school, old jobs he's trashed or the family is interested in accepting gifted alcohol from a child abuser who's lost everything to drugs and alcohol.

Regardless of any Bail Conditions, CPS wants all alcohol gone before they will let the kids even visit. And they don't operate on the honor system.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

your main source of income

to be fair, what income? his 60 dollars a week in superchats? Nick would have been better off fiscally in the long run dropping off around 6 months ago and working as a mcdonalds cashier.

 

[DumbDude43]

to be fair, what income? his 60 dollars a week in superchats? Nick would have been better off fiscally in the long run dropping off around 6 months ago and working as a mcdonalds cashier.

was it really THAT bad?
i know he was losing viewers but i never paid attention to the posts in here that went over his superchat numbers and shit like that

 

[RodgerDodger]

I've got a feeling his court room defense will be different than his government conspiracy schtick he is selling online.
It's too fucking dumb, even Barnes would be dumb to use it in court.

He's gonna always claim no matter the outcome that this was all rigged and blown out of proportion.

He will either get a local lawyer and do what the lawyer says, because parents are forcing him. Or he will go full sovereign citizen nutbag in court. And rail against the system. How dare the Judge not recuse herself because Nick called her vile things!

 

[Procrastinhater]

the thing is, Rekieta's self image and self worth is based completely on the aproval of Dick Masterson/Juju the cow, as long as Masterson aproves of whatever Nick does, then he will not back down, that is exactly what he's been doing on social media since he came back.
I wouldn't be surprised if Nick goes to Juju's show just to be enabled openly

How does anyone take that retard seriously?

 

[RodgerDodger]

He'll say whatever he needs to say in front of the judge to get the least amount of punishment possible and make himself look good and remorseful, and then he'll say anything he needs to to maintain whatever image he's going for with his online audience. The enormous gap between the two won't bother him in the slightest, but I'm sure he'll do everything in his power to avoid the trial being streamed. People like him loathe hard evidence as much as accountability.

The stream of him ranting about the Judges Pussy Liquor was submitted as evidence for the search warrant. If he goes after the warrant it gets played for the Judge. He's so fucked.

 

[parsnip]

I just realised that since I don't work in the field, I've probably "used" my psych qualifications more for random shit on the Farms than anything else. I will be sending Null the bill for my services momentarily.

I will also gladly offer counselling to anyone negatively impacted by seeing Nick's Hank Hill cheekless ass, no charge.

I accidentally saw PPP's butthole the other day. Is there any way to fix me?

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

Hey is there a post on here that explains who all the lawyers Nick feels are fake friends? Besides Legal Mindset, who all might he be thinking about and how did Tug make the list of people he feels are real friends with genuine concern?

 

[Particle Bored]

All this "I can't believe my friend would think xyz!" is just another point for Metokur's "no internet friends." Besides Aaron, April, and Drex, how many "internet friends" ever went to his house? "OMG, I'm so disappointed you don't 100% believe my (badly) curated online persona! We even met and drank at a bar one time! Did that mean nothing to you?"

This may come as a shock to some of you, but there is more to me than just toothpicks and glue. there's also pencil shavings

 

[owed to joy]

Since the implosion signs began to rapidly increase in the last 12 months, my memory of Nick's tranny debate with Duncan McLeod has often recurred to me. I distinctly remember thinking throughout that entire stream, "why is he getting so drunk". He went from a very clean surgical victory of intellect and insult to uncomfortable question-asking creep that stunk second hand embarrassment. He effectively won the debate and yet my only memory of anyone looking laughably bad is of Rekieta.
At the time he was well liked and I recall wondering if anyone else thought the same thing. Hard to discern back then because he was one of few people standing up for KF, beggars could not be choosers I guess.

Barely 2 years later his thread is more than a thousand pages longer than Keffals.

Between Monty, the cost of the criminal proceedings for he AND Kayla, the cost of child care, his overspending on drugs, cars and Bullshit
AND the looming divorce...
Yea he's going broke. Dax won't help him. Vito and EVS have no money. The balldoguard in Camelot, Starwarsgirl, TUG, etc... they're not going near him unless he stops being brandsuicide.... he has no clout to barter. Eric July remains the only person who's publicly offered any financial assistance whatsoever. Funny that Dax can't even prop up a gofundme for legal fees or something but he'll make people pay to not see Vito get weighed.

He should get a public defender, settle and declare bankruptcy. April has enough clout right now he could sell her on onlyfans to at least secure an apartment.
Maybe collab with Duncan McLeod again and reask him about opening his marriage.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

Alcohol is a real shitshow, and if we had to reclassify drugs and substances as to harm irrespective of their cultural significance, I could totally see it getting banned, while things like hallucinogens and opiates could be decriminalized.

Both in terms of short and long term health effects and addiction potential, alcohol is the worst.

You see junkies getting clean after decades of use, with none of the permanent brain and liver/gut damage caused by alcohol.

it's also VERY carcinogenic, tobacco tier. Really, if you can you should reduce it to the minimum

 

[IDF]

you get exposed as a creepy degenerate the thing to do is go to ground and emerge years later under a new identity, if at all.

Drex and Jack Murphy linked up. Need it or sneed it?

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

was it really THAT bad?
i know he was losing viewers but i never paid attention to the posts in here that went over his superchat numbers and shit like that

from the reports on his income I saw even a month ago he was netting 20-60 per stream. considering how infrequently he streamed.....

any based autists want to deboooonk me go ahead.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

Assuming it goes to trial because Balldo is too egotistic to accept a plea , get clean and admit fault, would he go jury or Bench ?

Jury generally is better for defendant but for shit like endangerment he might nailed to a cross, especially if any scandinavian prudes end up on the jury.
Meanwhile, Bench trial directly put him at the mercy of judge pussy liquor...

 

[Al from Dadeville]

He's responding to the guy that said "go feed your kids." He responded no.
Unreal. Can't see that being used against him.

He can use the Russell Greer defense. “Your honor I was being a shock jock”

 

[Belgians in the Congo]

Kiwi Science needs to get NSF funding.

The Farms got this far without government cash imagine what could be accomplish with a couple grants.

 

[Captain Manning]

to be fair, what income? his 60 dollars a week in superchats? Nick would have been better off fiscally in the long run dropping off around 6 months ago and working as a mcdonalds cashier.

was it really THAT bad?
i know he was losing viewers but i never paid attention to the posts in here that went over his superchat numbers and shit like that

It wasn't $60 a week (I think that's just hyperbole), but according to the spreadsheets @Neetorino does (based on data from @Potatoherder), he earned about $2,000 in superchat revenue for the entire month of April. So about $500 a week.

Without even looking it up, I know for a fact that, for family of 7, that is WAY below the Federal Poverty Level (FPL). It would be a nice side income, but it's dogshit as a only job.

May numbers are probably gonna be WAY worse (though that EVS stream helped, as he pulled in about $500 off Ethan paypigs).

Granted, he has probably some Locals income, but not much. He's almost certainly without a contract. I don't think he's getting much ad revenue either, if any. DSP makes significantly more money than he does now.

So, it's pretty bad. I think if he didn't come from wealth, that family would be in a world of hurt. He would be making more from a 9 to 5 at this point. Significantly so.

EDIT: Clarification, elaboration, and corrections.