Chris' sexuality

[uʍop ǝpısdn]

I don't think Chris actually ever had gay impulses. I think that he was just trying so hard to not think about penises that he could not help but think about them. His mind is like a computer, it can become fragmented and he cannot simply process the right thoughts.

 

[Saney]

I don't think Chris actually ever had gay impulses. I think that he was just trying so hard to not think about penises that he could not help but think about them. His mind is like a computer, it can become fragmented and he cannot simply process the right thoughts.

I think he probably just has intrusive thoughts.

 

[sethrutgers22]

Chris is definitely straight, and the evidence of this for me is that he's (for the most part) kept his hair. One of the basic ways of identifying gays is by their varying stages of baldness, and Chris still has quite a bit of his hair left. Now, there are a variety of reasons one can lose ones hair, such as genetics, health conditions, and diet, so this definitely isn't a foolproof method. I heavily stress that not all bald men are gay. Further, there are always going to be occasional exceptions to the rule where a gay man will keep his hair. But as a rule, it stands: once you go gay, your hairs' days are generally numbered.

Why is this? I have no idea, I didn't make nature's rules. But I've observed it throughout my life and it amazes me how consistently true it is. But I'm always pleased to see the new pics of Chris with his long blond hair, each strand a testament to the fact that he, like one of his video game heroes, has just gotta believe. He hasn't yet given up all hope and turned to homosexuality as a way to acquire some form of love, no matter how gruesome.

And to me, his bizarre sexual activities and interests are simply manifestations of his loneliness and failures, not at all evidence of being gay. He wouldn't be into all that stuff if he was just getting laid on a regular basis.

 

[Samash]

He's confused. I don't think he can really process what he feels. He just knows what he views as the social norm which his parents probably pushed on him which is straight guy looking for a white girl.

 

[CatParty]

I don't think Chris actually ever had gay impulses. I think that he was just trying so hard to not think about penises that he could not help but think about them. His mind is like a computer, it can become fragmented and he cannot simply process the right thoughts.

nothing much gayer than streisand effecting penises in your brain.

 

[Holdek]

Nah, I don't believe Chris has ever had any attraction to men. When he talked about having to fight gay thoughts, I think that was more because he believed such actions were necessary, than them actually being necessary.

I believe that Chris, today, is solidly disgusted by male nudity to the point that it's impossible, by definition, for him to be bisexual or homosexual. Nowadays he literally cannot be attracted to men, so he can't be bisexual or homosexual.

Now, I think that that is mostly because he's trained himself to be so disgusted by men. Back when he was younger, if he didn't believe that homosexuality was so awful, I think it would've been possible* for him to be bisexual or homosexual, but I don't think it's possible nowadays.

*Though I think that it still would've been unlikely. He'd have the same chances of being homosexual or bisexual as the rest of the population, which isn't that high.

I'm pretty sure you can't force yourself to be straight if you are gay, though.

Oh, of course not. But homosexuality is rare on it's own merits anyway. I think it's a lot more likely that Chris is heterosexual but thinks that it's possible to become gay than he's actually gay in any way.

I think you're probably right on that.

 

[KatsuKitty]

Chris is not gay.

Chris is definitely straight, and the evidence of this for me is that he's (for the most part) kept his hair. One of the basic ways of identifying gays is by their varying stages of baldness, and Chris still has quite a bit of his hair left. Now, there are a variety of reasons one can lose ones hair, such as genetics, health conditions, and diet, so this definitely isn't a foolproof method. I heavily stress that not all bald men are gay. Further, there are always going to be occasional exceptions to the rule where a gay man will keep his hair. But as a rule, it stands: once you go gay, your hairs' days are generally numbered.

Why is this? I have no idea, I didn't make nature's rules. But I've observed it throughout my life and it amazes me how consistently true it is. But I'm always pleased to see the new pics of Chris with his long blond hair, each strand a testament to the fact that he, like one of his video game heroes, has just gotta believe. He hasn't yet given up all hope and turned to homosexuality as a way to acquire some form of love, no matter how gruesome.

Stop scaring me.

 

[The Hunter]

Chris is definitely straight, and the evidence of this for me is that he's (for the most part) kept his hair. One of the basic ways of identifying gays is by their varying stages of baldness, and Chris still has quite a bit of his hair left. Now, there are a variety of reasons one can lose ones hair, such as genetics, health conditions, and diet, so this definitely isn't a foolproof method. I heavily stress that not all bald men are gay. Further, there are always going to be occasional exceptions to the rule where a gay man will keep his hair. But as a rule, it stands: once you go gay, your hairs' days are generally numbered.

Why is this? I have no idea, I didn't make nature's rules. But I've observed it throughout my life and it amazes me how consistently true it is. But I'm always pleased to see the new pics of Chris with his long blond hair, each strand a testament to the fact that he, like one of his video game heroes, has just gotta believe. He hasn't yet given up all hope and turned to homosexuality as a way to acquire some form of love, no matter how gruesome.

And to me, his bizarre sexual activities and interests are simply manifestations of his loneliness and failures, not at all evidence of being gay. He wouldn't be into all that stuff if he was just getting laid on a regular basis.

Actually, back in the 1950's in the US, long hair was a symbol of homosexuality.

And I'll agree with you on that last part. Sticking something up your butt doesn't make you gay.

 

[Mrs Paul]

CWCki, I never understood why Chris liked to wear women's clothes. Unless he was queer. They say gay if a guy can sing the entire score of "Hairspray." But, a 300-pound 30-year old man, who likes to dress up like Miley Cyrus, I think you have to go with queer.

Eddie Izzard's straight. Of course, Izzard's also sane.

 

[Holdek]

Chris is definitely straight, and the evidence of this for me is that he's (for the most part) kept his hair. One of the basic ways of identifying gays is by their varying stages of baldness, and Chris still has quite a bit of his hair left. Now, there are a variety of reasons one can lose ones hair, such as genetics, health conditions, and diet, so this definitely isn't a foolproof method. I heavily stress that not all bald men are gay. Further, there are always going to be occasional exceptions to the rule where a gay man will keep his hair. But as a rule, it stands: once you go gay, your hairs' days are generally numbered.

Why is this? I have no idea, I didn't make nature's rules. But I've observed it throughout my life and it amazes me how consistently true it is. But I'm always pleased to see the new pics of Chris with his long blond hair, each strand a testament to the fact that he, like one of his video game heroes, has just gotta believe. He hasn't yet given up all hope and turned to homosexuality as a way to acquire some form of love, no matter how gruesome.

And to me, his bizarre sexual activities and interests are simply manifestations of his loneliness and failures, not at all evidence of being gay. He wouldn't be into all that stuff if he was just getting laid on a regular basis.

Actually, back in the 1950's in the US, long hair was a symbol of homosexuality.

And I'll agree with you on that last part. Sticking something up your butt doesn't make you gay.

What about multiple things? Including a dildo with a condom on it?

 

[CatParty]

It does stimulate the male g-spot.

 

[TL 611]

This topic is done so much it's unbelievable...

But to clear something up, the word gay describes someone who is attracted to the same sex, not someone who likes it up the ass. Obviously they're not mutually exclusive, but the word "gay" has nothing to do with shoving stuff up your ass, and the fact Chris does doesn't make him any more or less gay. The fact Chris wears women's clothing doesn't make him any more or less gay. The fact that Chris is weirdly effeminate and plays with girls toys doesn't make him any more or less gay.

Chris has never been attracted to the same sex, the mere image of the male physique makes him freak out. Now some people reckon that's a closet denial thing, but I honestly don't reckon he's attracted to men. Now being bisexual I'm going to have to assume that most straight people have had a stray gay thought once or twice, but got over it because you know it's not a serious thought. I think the occasions Chris have mentioned basically amount to that - a random stray gay thought that freaked him out. He's a ridiculously concrete person, and whenever he takes a stance on something it literally is black and white, so this probably freaked him out more than it would a "normal" person, hence the retarded reaction.

 

[Holdek]

This topic is done so much it's unbelievable...

But to clear something up, the word gay describes someone who is attracted to the same sex, not someone who likes it up the ass. Obviously they're not mutually exclusive, but the word "gay" has nothing to do with shoving stuff up your ass, and the fact Chris does doesn't make him any more or less gay. The fact Chris wears women's clothing doesn't make him any more or less gay. The fact that Chris is weirdly effeminate and plays with girls toys doesn't make him any more or less gay.

Yeah, but, the fact that he does all of those (and drinks semen), while not proving that he's gay, suggests he definitely could be, wouldn't you agree?

 

[Marvin]

This topic is done so much it's unbelievable...

But to clear something up, the word gay describes someone who is attracted to the same sex, not someone who likes it up the ass. Obviously they're not mutually exclusive, but the word "gay" has nothing to do with shoving stuff up your ass, and the fact Chris does doesn't make him any more or less gay. The fact Chris wears women's clothing doesn't make him any more or less gay. The fact that Chris is weirdly effeminate and plays with girls toys doesn't make him any more or less gay.

Yeah, but, the fact that he does all of those (and drinks semen), while not proving that he's gay, suggests he definitely could be, wouldn't you agree?

I don't see the connection.

 

[cypocryphy]

The whole drinking his cum thing was done because he learned in church that it's a sin to waste semen blah blah blah...

So in his twisted brain he had to make a compromise?

 

[TL 611]

My point was that none of them are factors of homosexuality. They don't make any difference to his sexuality.
Both straight men and gay men can be transvestites (it's a majority straight actually IIRC), both can be effeminate, both can like it up the ass (though I have absolutely no idea whether straight guys would admit to it, or have found that out).

Surely what makes people gay is purely their attraction to men, which he hasn't shown any sign of.

Saying that he's gay because he drinks his own semen seems a bit weird to me . There's nothing gay there, just disgusting. If he was drinking someone else's semen (after conducting several gay acts with them), Id say it's gay. I dunno, to me that seems kinda on the same level as "if you play with yourself you're gay". (not that I'm comparing masturbation with drinking your own semen. The latter is still majorly creepy).

 

[Marvin]

My point was that none of them are factors of homosexuality. They don't make any difference to his sexuality.
Both straight men and gay men can be transvestites (it's a majority straight actually IIRC), both can be effeminate, both can like it up the ass (though I have absolutely no idea whether straight guys would admit to it, or have found that out).

Surely what makes people gay is purely their attraction to men, which he hasn't shown any sign of.

Saying that he's gay because he drinks his own semen seems a bit weird to me . There's nothing gay there, just disgusting. If he was drinking someone else's semen (after conducting several gay acts with them), Id say it's gay. I dunno, to me that seems kinda on the same level as "if you play with yourself you're gay". (not that I'm comparing masturbation with drinking your own semen. The latter is still majorly creepy).

This.

Plus it's not like he does these things as part of some sexual act or fantasy. He's not enjoying drinking his jizz nor is he jerking off while he wears ladies clothing. Even sticking things up his ass he's never enjoyed or done long term.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

One of the basic ways of identifying gays is by their varying stages of baldness

You be trollin, dog.

 

[Spelling Bee]

I see him as being somewhere between asexual and heterosexual, he probably does like women but he's probably given up on finding one to become a partner with a long time ago, poor guy.

 

[Marvin]

I see him as being somewhere between asexual and heterosexual, he probably does like women but he's probably given up on finding one to become a partner with a long time ago, poor guy.

Nah, the lovequest is still going.