Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

The year is still young and Nick had that "Mandy" thing in December. We have the MPD lawsuit, the possibility of Trump winning, and of course the chance that Pat ends up arrested for something (Torswats, fake police reports, etc).

I'm genuinely surprised he filed a report. Between this and the chairs he's called the cops more than before he was suing them! Also based on the detective work in this thread he had better hope he didn't file a false report.
He’s been manic with the police reports. Gotta be the lawsuit, his very special boy status kinda fizzled with the torswats arrest so 1.7 is panicking to keep it fresh in their minds that he is too being hunted and he’s not just a histrionic faggot, Mr policeman, honest! It’s so transparent. If a bunch of internet autists can’t help but wonder why the people literally trying to kill him never damage his property or cause him any real grief or inconvenience, MPD is definitely thinking the same. They rank like third nationwide for violent crime lol and this faggot keeps calling about paint spills and scrap wood.
 
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From the second, better forum. Pat and all two of his ball washers have weapons, child. Imagine a group of soy boys asking in a slightly raised, shivering tone, “w-w-why can’t you just be kind though?! What’re you, fat phobic? DO BETTER!”
Not smart admitting that you only have two fans.
lol pat is being hunted by terrorists that mean to literally kill him!! but all he can think about is owning leslie to an audience of very important opinion havers on Twitter. Bless his heart. He’s being deliberately obtuse about the child rapist thing, he knows all his friends love child rape but he’s gotta get in on them sweet, sweet victim points with all the buzzwords. View attachment 6047293
I'd be happy to use Leslie's services as a literary agent. She has the experience and the connections to help me out. Patrick just had to write a shitty Twitter post and get some likes to get noticed. All that did was end up costing a company that's already doing poorly to lose money.

And remember, every time you drop your Nuln Oil while painting that's obviously a death threat. That goes for any paints and inks.
 
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Even if Pat can't win LOTY this year, I'd find it hilarious if MPD reads this thread and puts together a case to charge fatass with filing false police reports.
Nah, if that happens, I am voting Patrick as the Lolcow of the year. Unless it's confirmed that the cops got the Nick info from the Nick thread.
Maybe this is his chance to prove himself?
This would cuck Rekieta beyond belief. If Patrick ever gained custody of my children, I'd kill myself. Or, well, maybe, shoot up that writers organization first so that Patrick doesn't loan them out to his pedophile friends.
 
Love the quick job on analyzing and debunking evert aspect of this gay op. I check in on Fatty periodically, but I havent been keeping tabs much other than hearing about his hijinks on MATI for over a year. Is he just keeping pace with his historically high levels of faggotry or is becoming completely unlgued? This paint thing was so incredibly lazy in the sense that he clearly just dropped the paint and it looks like a color used on his own house.

At first I thought maybe he had dropped the paint accidentally then taken the opportunity to concoct the story. But the writing shows pre-meditation and if he is trying to cook up ways to get sympathy points or bolster his own harassment claims, I dont understand why he would do something so inconsequential and lazy while also literally suing the police and possibly even paying that psycho torswats to swat him.

What I mean to say is that the pattern here is weird. He clearly spends all his time thinking about his stalker childs, so why not spend the extra few minutes to think through the ruse, in terms of style, execution, and impact when he has demonstrated the ability to do it before? The look and feel of this is someone who is starting to go full schizo and it is a little ominous. A man filled with rage, willing to not only lie but pull hoaxes to get what he wants, whose hoaxes are so sloppy and low effort that they are clearly done by him to further his ends, who is armed, addicted to negative attention, willing to antagonize the police... I dont know if he can win lolcow of the year if he ends up hurting/killing someone when he finally snaps.
 
Love the quick job on analyzing and debunking evert aspect of this gay op. I check in on Fatty periodically, but I havent been keeping tabs much other than hearing about his hijinks on MATI for over a year. Is he just keeping pace with his historically high levels of faggotry or is becoming completely unlgued? This paint thing was so incredibly lazy in the sense that he clearly just dropped the paint and it looks like a color used on his own house.

At first I thought maybe he had dropped the paint accidentally then taken the opportunity to concoct the story. But the writing shows pre-meditation and if he is trying to cook up ways to get sympathy points or bolster his own harassment claims, I dont understand why he would do something so inconsequential and lazy while also literally suing the police and possibly even paying that psycho torswats to swat him.

What I mean to say is that the pattern here is weird. He clearly spends all his time thinking about his stalker childs, so why not spend the extra few minutes to think through the ruse, in terms of style, execution, and impact when he has demonstrated the ability to do it before? The look and feel of this is someone who is starting to go full schizo and it is a little ominous. A man filled with rage, willing to not only lie but pull hoaxes to get what he wants, whose hoaxes are so sloppy and low effort that they are clearly done by him to further his ends, who is armed, addicted to negative attention, willing to antagonize the police... I dont know if he can win lolcow of the year if he ends up hurting/killing someone when he finally snaps.
You haven't read his books have you? He doesn't put thought into anything he does. Everything he does if half-assed or worse and expects a standing ovation for his efforts.
 
they aren't sending their "Hitler was right" message using pastel pink and blue colors
Wrong in every detail as always, stalker.
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Its not the color of his car, it is the color of his porch raiking though.
And that can was dropped, then picked up and had more sloshed out, not thrown.
Look at the spill pattern, and then look at the position the lid is.

The picture was taken when it was we, its quick drying paint, but he didn't begin to oink for hours.

You don't need Abby from NCIS to figure this shit out.
Pat is a fat faggot with bitch tits and this is about as real as the wipe off marker on his bike.

Funny how whenever Pat is "vandalized by the criminal cult of cyber atalkers" it never does any real harm.
If this was real it would have gone through his cars real windshield.

But of course the vandal didn't want to do any real damage, because the vandal was FAT.
 
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From the second, better forum. Pat and all two of his ball washers have weapons, child. Imagine a group of soy boys asking in a slightly raised, shivering tone, “w-w-why can’t you just be kind though?! What’re you, fat phobic? DO BETTER!”

"I'm so sorry" :story: indeed, Dr. Wolfe, indeed. I'm so sorry, Dawn.

Sorry to say this camping plan won't work, as Pat+2 ballwashers comprises 3 people (well arguably six to eight by volume) and there are only 2 pallet chairs in which to sit.

Fat Fag's False Flags

Formerly Cuck's
 
and/or ugly, and/or mentally ill
swinging and polyamory (christ on a bike, that word is a linguistic abortion) have the same root cause: fat, ugly (mentally ill) couples who no longer find each other attractive who are seeking a cheaper alternative to divorce
Yeah like when the woman you married has the audacity to destroy her body by giving birth to five of your children that inconsiderate bitch. Of course you have to get into swinging and drugs to put up with any of that.
 
I suspect that Niki is in on his inept plans.

It might even be a case of he seems smart and worldly to her so she listens to him.

Low average intelligence people who think they are pretty smart are the worst for judging who is intelligent.

This could easily be a case of tard leading tard.
She might also think that this is a route to easy street, with a massive payoff for all of the “harassment”.

In stupid logic it’s basically going to be like a lottery win, with the added bonus of boosting her and Fatrick’s careers.
I used to think that Nikkki was fairly innocent in all of this, but now it's obvious she's just as stupid as Rick, or so pilled out of her mind she has no idea what's going on. I have no doubt she is complicit.
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I've never paid much attention to pat, but it's crazy to me to think that this guy would scream at the police when swatted, go on shows to winge about trolls, complain about trolla every day and talk to people like a 12yo retard, then go commit to false flag ops. It's obvious he revels in online troll attention, so why even pretend to hate it? He must enjoy the clout of being a victim, a fairly obvious statement I'm sure. What a faggot.
 
I suspect that Niki is in on his inept plans.
:tomlinson:"Listen, Nikky, I know we've been living in hell for over half a decade, your mother's retirement fund is gone, the hovel's getting SWATTed every other day, my writing career is in shambles, we're forced to rent out half of the house on Airbnb, a meme about spooks farting in your cunt has reached worldwide recognition and we've both become one of the biggest targets of mockery and ridicule on the entire Internet, but I've finally figured how to make it all go away. That's right, Nikky, I've finally figured out how to fix everything. Trust me, it's the perfect plan. All the atalker childs will be enjoying prison and we'll be rich and famous, for the right reasons this time. It's all gonna be over soon, I promise, but I can't do it without you. I need your help, Nikky. I love you, honey. Will you help me?"

1694123617265.png"Alright, first of all, I need you to print out this photo of me sucking a nigger's cock with tears streaming down my face, draw a swastika on it and glue it to a half empty can of paint..."
 
He must enjoy the clout of being a victim, a fairly obvious statement I'm sure. What a faggot.
I think it’s literally just that. He got a high off of actual trolling attention (and some no doubt genuine swatts- if swatting myself I’d wear at least some shorts). Nobody is going to claim the pests would never do a bit.

But it wasn’t this much, and what he loved was the attention on twitter (for awhile). That’s basically died down - nobody gives a shit about him or anything he says and he knows it. So he tries to relive the glory days.

The biggest evidence for all this is how he refers to his news appearances - like a fucking faggot.
 
MEANWHILE.....ON THE OBESE SIDE OF XITTER
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Gee I wonder what might be feeding his seething hatred of soldiers....its almost like has an infinitely superior doppelganger cousin who is both a decorated soldier and loving father who is widely beloved and respected by his peers
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In other news the rotund hog waddles to the defence of his pajeet enabler and fellow deadbeat parent while once again loudly oinking for Dan's employers to fire him....
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....only to be immidiately blocked, causing an extra catty NOCHILD from the pig
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Also fat is squealing in delight over some no-name SFWA goon mentioning him and his trials and tribulations in some shitty article on patreon
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The fat segment of the article in question is quoted in full here

Convention Punishes Victim of Harassment

Perhaps “disgrace” is the theme of today’s column, because I have no other way to describe what PenguiCon recently did to Patrick S. Tomlinson.

PenguiCon is a long-running convention in the Ann Arbor, Michigan, area. The convention was held in late April and had originally invited Tomlinson to be a presenter. However, as Tomlinson described in the must-read essay “PenguiCon 2024 Postmortem Or How Not To Handle Cyberstalking,” the convention disinvited him shortly before it started.

As people in the genre already know, Tomlinson has been harassed for years by a group of online trolls, resulting in the author being called the "most swatted man in America." This harassment has easily crossed into terrorism with the trolls making bomb threats against a number of public venues in various states, including a Patti LaBelle concert in Milwaukee where Tomlinson lives.

One thing the trolls do is impersonate Tomlinson and harass other people using his name. According to Tomlinson, this appears to be what happened at PenguiCon, with both convention staffers and guests of honor receiving threatening messages supposedly from him through both fake social media accounts and other means. A post on the PenguiCon website backs up part of this, with one convention staffer admitting they mishandled the “safety concerns" of one of the guests of honor who withdrew.

In his post, Tomlinson describes trying to work all this out with PenguiCon before going public. However, the response from PenguiCon staff was to blame him for threats of physical violence against their guests. Threats which are, again, being made by the people harassing Tomlinson.

A few days after posting about all this, Tomlinson also shared a thread about literary agent Leslie Varney, who had posted a public letter she wrote to PenguiCon urging the convention to not allow Tomlinson to attend. As Tomlinson stated last year, Varney has evidently joined in the ongoing harassment against him. According to a public letter Varney posted in June 2023, it appears the trolls harassing Tomlinson impersonated him and convinced her they were him.

In the letter Varney wrote to PenguiCon, she said one of her goals with getting the convention to not allow Tomlinson to attend was to use "your decision as a precedent" to convince the 2025 Worldcon in Seattle to do the same.

As Tomlinson said in his post:

“To any con runners reading this, I cannot stress this next bit enough. DO. NOT. DO. THIS. Excluding the targets of criminal stalking and harassment harms only the victims and helps only the criminals. No one is protected by this decision. No one is made “safe.” Not only does it reward and validate criminal behavior by achieving their strategic goals, it encourages escalation and expansion, endangering attendees and presenters at the next convention on the calendar, your own convention the following year, and every convention thereafter because you’ve taught them to escalate until they get what they want.”
I agree. If the trolls doing this to Tomlinson succeed, this tactic will be normalized and used against other authors and convention guests.

And people in the genre need to know these trolls love having others do their dirty work for them. An example of this took place on May 15, when the trolls posted a fake Craigslist ad that convinced random people to steal handmade chairs from Tomlinson’s backyard. Thankfully, once these people realized they’d been duped, they returned the chairs.

And make no mistake, the harassment of Tomlinson continues full steam. The other night one of the trolls drove down the alley behind Tomlinson’s house and threw a can of paint at his car. On the can were Nazi symbols along with a picture of a gun held to his face.

In summation all I can say is......YOU STILL AINT SHOWN US THE SECURITY FOOTAGE OF THE STEALTHYVANDAL PIGGYNIPPLES
 
I'm shocked that Sanford does not have his own thread yet. The second, better forum seems to think that he is worse than Uncle Paul based on this blog. (A)
What a bizarre cow crossover. Samuel Collingwood Smith is the disgusting britfag who fucked pissminge Elaine Miller. Isn't he the lawyer who can never be a lawyer because no one will hire him but he sues everyone who writes anything about him for defamation ?

ETA: yeah Smith is Vordrak, Nulls most hated Anglo. https://kiwifarms.st/threads/samuel...smith-benvolastar-matthew-hopkins-news.16771/
 
I'd love to see a source for Fatricks claim about Officers, but I know he just pulled it out of his ass. I do find it interesting that Fat was never an officer, along with not meeting the standards to become one, but his post still manages to contain that "fresh out of the Academy, I'm better than enlisted" air around it. I'm sure his cousin has had plenty of the (hilarious) moments where a new CGO shows up, immediately shows their ass trying to flex rank, and they're given just enough rope to hang themselves and receive a verbal beatdown by their E9 for ruining the workflow.
 
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