Jessica Anne Boyle / NakedAndLaughing / NAL / Queen Cobra JAB / Captlmoose@yahoo.com / MissRabbit420 - DUMPED By KingCobraJFS, Baconator Pussy, Parent-botherer, hoarder, bathtub dweller, self-hitter, box pisser, confirmed sicko, retired cam whore, Bjork superfan, demogorgon gutterslut, aspiring comedian, obsessed with almost winning the lottery

Crab Latte said:
Many viewers have noticed something strange or uncanny about her neck. There's a lump on her throat, but not a bump - it's more like a raised area. It’s most noticeable in head-on views and when she is drinking any kind of drink on camera. There has been speculation that it could be related to a possible thyroid condition, and some people think it’s loose skin from having lost weight.
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I'm totally in for Team Thyroid Problems, and would like to add that thyroid disease can also cause:
  • Anxiety and paranoia
  • Hair loss
  • Swallowing problems
And she's got a huge bald spot.
 
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Josephine Knezevic said:
Twitch is the worst platform for her. Somebody need to tell her to join Kick or something like that.

What did I miss? Lmao
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I didn't catch much, but she was going off about Aaron hitting on her while she was in Casper. She claims he said something about "fucking her brains out." She was calling him aryan aaron and mother fuhrer, while sieg heiling lol.
 
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bonified retard said:
She was calling him aryan aaron and mother fuhrer, while sieg heiling lol.
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LOL speaking of, during I think it was the second stream with Cobes, someone got a still of her raising her arm looking like she was doing the Nazi salute. Got a couple edits:

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^ courtesy of @Osama Bin Laden.

Also one suggestion to OP: instead of PC (pre-Cobra) I recommend using BC (Before Cobra) because it works and it’s funnier.
 
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This question is so unimportant in the grand scheme of things, but it weighs more heavily on my mind than it should: is Jessica the only hoarder in that house, or is it the whole family? Every time I've ever watched her, I've ended up distracted by the background. I expect Matt Paxton and Cory Chalmers to burst in every time I see the kitchen setup.

The OP is really good. The first time Andy is mentioned, it's not yet clear who he is: I inferred that he must be a sibling but wasn't actually sure if it was a brother or a sister. Very minor point, just something I noticed as I read.
 
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often puzzled said:
This question is so unimportant in the grand scheme of things, but it weighs more heavily on my mind than it should: is Jessica the only hoarder in that house, or is it the whole family? Every time I've ever watched her, I've ended up distracted by the background. I expect Matt Paxton and Cory Chalmers to burst in every time I see the kitchen setup.

The OP is really good. The first time Andy is mentioned, it's not yet clear who he is: I inferred that he must be a sibling but wasn't actually sure if it was a brother or a sister. Very minor point, just something I noticed as I read.
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the whole house definitely looks hoarded, but I think her room is the only one where you can't see the floor. even the attic is more organized. It does seem like a family behavior.

Also thank you for the edit suggestions everyone, I have noted all of them and am working on getting them edited. Fighting with the post's 64000 character limit; even though it let me post the thread, even when i try to erase a sentence it tells me that its over the limit. Going to try and work this out today.
ASeabear8952 said:
Also one suggestion to OP: instead of PC (pre-Cobra) I recommend using BC (Before Cobra) because it works and it’s funnier.
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I've been a fool. You're so right.
 
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I am very impressed with the OP. Really fantastic work. I had no idea she had so much lore.
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We'd been busy since... roughly February collecting things.

Also, just so everyone is aware, and just to prove how.. actually weird and obsessed NAL is over Jessica Messica;

"The girl’s names are Hope and Journey. NAL goes out of her way to bring up the names of these children over and over and over again, stream after stream, any time she is reminded of JM’s existence."

I'm pretty certain based on my research that those aren't even her kids actual names; but NAL has latched on to it like the end of the world.

EDIT: I HOPE WHEN JESSICA MESSICA REVIEWS THIS THREAD SHE TRIES TO SAY MY USERNAME AGAIN.
 
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Rotogravure said:
We'd been busy since... roughly February collecting things.

Also, just so everyone is aware, and just to prove how.. actually weird and obsessed NAL is over Jessica Messica;

"The girl’s names are Hope and Journey. NAL goes out of her way to bring up the names of these children over and over and over again, stream after stream, any time she is reminded of JM’s existence."

Those aren't even her kids actual names; but NAL has latched on to it like the end of the world.
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Did I miss it under a spoiler or does Jessica Messica not have a proper intro? I ctrl+fed and she's already trolling once mentioned.
 
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Bravisimo, toobz. Superb thread.

I digress.

Really informative bit about ftw blue gawwwdddaaaammmnniiit. So funny that her friend cucked Jessica out over a dude she'd never met. That hag is DESPERATE.

If only Cobes could read and found the thread. He deserves a better class of train wreck.

This thread was a long time coming. Here's hoping it quickly makes it out of pg.

Hearing Jessica's lore is CRAZY. Like she used to have people she spoke with? No irl friends obvi but they acknowledged her existence.

I'd really enjoy more from her past. Like who is the dude she cammed with? I'd kill to hear his side of things.

Cobra still believes Jessica when she tells him that she also was in a 6 year dry spell. Didn't even matter that he was sent video evidence.

Apparently she's cammed recently too. I wish we had that stream. No way it was with Cobra. Ole boy needs his heart broke(he doesn't care about her) so he can see the troof about Jessica(sicko).

I digress, great shit, yo. 10/10 would watch thread. Tmdwtfiut. Tmdwu
 
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I keep checking back in and seeing more added, and I'm still just a little surprised at how...awful she looks? She's a walking example of that Roald Dahl bit about having good thoughts making a person attractive, but mean thoughts making you ugly.
Look at how ugly she is looking at this potato. I've never seen such seething rage at a potato.
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Her casper travel airport outfits
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And like.... I would kill for a lookbook...lewkbewk. Her fashion sense is fascinating.
 
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