Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[trash cat]

Confirm that he dressed up as a cow for sex?

Yes.

Photographic proof:

 

[Booby Jones]

Ok, first post.

First of all, I didn't know so many people here are concerned about child safety because the parents are being degenerates at night. You guys sound more annoying than concerned midwestern moms about videogame violence in the 2000's.

Second, Juju the cow. I'd love for someone to confirm this, besides some dumb texts from a vengeful ex. For the autismo in verifying things here, this one is really a stretch and I'd be okay with it if it was at least funny.

"I'm above it all lmao but please talk to me"
"you're all faggots but please talk to me"
"lmao I triggered you frickin kiwi faggots!"
I see this kind of poster quite often in random threads here or there and you always come off as the opposite of what you're trying to portray

 

[AltisticRight]

Does this mean @AltisticRight 's post becomes invalid and I inherit the 100,000th spot through judgemental decision?

I got it fair and square, I saw 99998, typed my post, and hit post as soon as I saw the "new posts, show more" bit which is displayed live. Obviously I was quite lucky, normally I'd be asleep at that time but I had work-related shit I must do.

I'd say it's skill issue.

 

[gang weeder]

Ok, first post.

First of all, I didn't know so many people here are concerned about child safety because the parents are being degenerates at night. You guys sound more annoying than concerned midwestern moms about videogame violence in the 2000's.

Second, Juju the cow. I'd love for someone to confirm this, besides some dumb texts from a vengeful ex. For the autismo in verifying things here, this one is really a stretch and I'd be okay with it if it was at least funny.

Has Dick ever denied being Juju the Cow?

Also, go back to Reddit.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Ok, first post.

Make it your last post.

I don't get the joke, what's wrong with Andrew's leg?

Maybe he has a club leg.

 

[Howling Janny Dog]

I got it fair and square, I saw 99998, typed my post, and hit post as soon as I saw the "new posts, show more" bit which is displayed live. Obviously I was quite lucky, normally I'd be asleep at that time but I had work-related shit I must do.

I'd say it's skill issue.

I concedesneed

 

[AnOminous]

I don't get the joke, what's wrong with Andrew's leg?

I honestly wouldn't try to read too much into Nick's drug-induced word salads.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Ok, first post.

First of all, I didn't know so many people here are concerned about child safety because the parents are being degenerates at night. You guys sound more annoying than concerned midwestern moms about videogame violence in the 2000's.

We wouldn't give that much of a shit about a rando being a horrible parent if it weren't for the irony of that horrible parent having grifted for years off of an E-persona of a wholesome family man. We wouldn't be laughing if a random druggie did drugs and had weird sex, but the fact that that weirdo has been alleging moral righteousness and traditional values for years now makes it funny. And it wouldn't be interesting for some random schizo shittalking us, but the fact that the person claiming to be owning us is doing so while every aspect of his real and online life is falling apart is just...

 

[TexOffender]

Forgive if already posted but lol

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

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Nick on twitter: "I'm removing alcohol as a theme, officially"

What's his theme going to be? Blacking out and looking pitiful came so natural to him

The stream of him ranting about the Judges Pussy Liquor was submitted as evidence for the search warrant. If he goes after the warrant it gets played for the Judge. He's so fucked.

That part won't be shown to the Judge at a suppression hearing.

 

[Red flaming panda]

Forgive if already posted but lol

This is really making me wish JarbotheHutt was still making shit because a Nick song would be kino. I miss that fucker so much

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

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Why is the seek broken in every clip that you post?

 

[CoomerTine]

EVS criticized Nerdrotic for laughing at Hammil daughter but it’s okay for van scammer to ridicule nicks kids

 

[TurdThrower]

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There is a Ron Konieska in Willmar but it would be unwise for him to use his real name. He seems to post on local police happenings. Possibly someone is using his name. Keanu on the upper left streams with Aaron on Thursdays. I don't know the lore if there is any. Simpcast is going on now.

Edit to add: Chrissy claimed to have been in touch with everyone but April.

He also has a listing in Pennock which appears to be a 10 minute drive. Both are 65. Seems a bit old to be sending super chats on youtube. Not saying impossible, but I don't think it is probable. So I think it is someone using his name.

 

[Apis Mellifica]

Ok, first post.

First of all, I didn't know so many people here are concerned about child safety because the parents are being degenerates at night. You guys sound more annoying than concerned midwestern moms about videogame violence in the 2000's.

Second, Juju the cow. I'd love for someone to confirm this, besides some dumb texts from a vengeful ex. For the autismo in verifying things here, this one is really a stretch and I'd be okay with it if it was at least funny.

Okay, six millionth post.

First of all, blow it out your ass. Eat shit and die.

Second, the only thing being stretched here is pedophile adjacent balding tubby LA urbanite Dax 'Juju the Cow' Hererra's asshole as he gets pegged while dressed as the aformentioned fictional bovine.

 

[CoomerTine]

Okay, six millionth post.

First of all, blow it out your ass. Eat shit and die.

Second, the only thing being stretched here is pedophile adjacent balding tubby LA urbanite Dax 'Juju the Cow' Hererra's asshole as he gets pegged while dressed as the aformentioned fictional bovine.

This is what total nigger death looks like

You, sir, are a king

 

[owed to joy]

https://youtu.be/lFXQIfeQMqw?si=h7HnO9POw-g_lbsL

....I have no words. Is he really this fucking stupid? Is this parody? Does he actually hate Nick and I'm missing something?

 

[Ghost of Guntmas Past]

Ok, first post.

First of all, I didn't know so many people here are concerned about child safety because the parents are being degenerates at night. You guys sound more annoying than concerned midwestern moms about videogame violence in the 2000's.

Second, Juju the cow. I'd love for someone to confirm this, besides some dumb texts from a vengeful ex. For the autismo in verifying things here, this one is really a stretch and I'd be okay with it if it was at least funny.

 

[CoomerTine]

https://youtu.be/lFXQIfeQMqw?si=h7HnO9POw-g_lbsL

....I have no words. Is he really this fucking stupid? Is this parody? Does he actually hate Nick and I'm missing something?

“The truth is a little obscured”

Uh sir we have the arrest warrant and search information

 

[thebigdream]

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Child safety? What are ya, some kinda SJW?