Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

How long will Polissa last at her new apartment?

  • <1 month

    Votes: 4 4.5%
  • 1-2 months

    Votes: 22 24.7%
  • 2-4 months

    Votes: 20 22.5%
  • 4-6 months

    Votes: 33 37.1%
  • >6 months

    Votes: 10 11.2%

  • Total voters
    89
  • Poll closed .
Well one of those is a lie.
Unless her plan for dealing with the cats is just 'hoping they all die in an electrical fire while trapped in a shitty, unliveable trailer she also happens to want shot of'.

Cat lady tiktok need to find her soon and rip her a new one. I can put up with all her whining and other assorted nonsense but the animal abuse and neglect is just too much for my soft lil heart.
 
Then there's the supplies needed to rehab that fixer RV and make it liveable, which add up fast, even for a small trailer or class C motorhome. Any building materials, specialized fittings, fixtures, etc. are fucking expensive these days. If you have storage space to hold cheap/free materials you've scavenged or salvaged until you've accumulated enough to do the job, great—but finding everything takes considerable time and effort. And you still need the tools and know-how in a variety of areas to put it all to use.
There is the time honoured method of learning as you go, but you have to be prepared for the process to take much longer than you'd like. You also have to have at least two pairs of willing hands, as well as the ability to know when to submit and call in an expert when you're in over your head. I could really powerlevel excessively here, but ultimately what I have to say boils down to that bargains aren't, and it will always cost more in money, time, and materials than you think it will. It also helps if you have pre existing skills that you can adapt across. If you have no skills, no work ethic, no drive, no friends to help you, no money, and a crippling combination of entitlement and retardation, you're pretty much fucked. Everyone has a mate who's been 'working' on his Dad's old Holden for the past thirty years, and the only thing that's changed in all that time is that it's now up on bricks because the tyres have long since rotted away.
 
This bloated grub always feels so deserving of her every want and need being met. One gander at Polly's stupendous neck fat and it's crystal clear that this glutton never goes without. She does juuuuust fine.

She's not going to get the 10K followers, the RV or the vendor tent because:
1. She's so goddamned phony and unlikeable.
2. Acquiring these things takes work. Anything that requires effort is out of the question for this bone-lazy slattern.

Instead, may the unending suffering she has inflicted on the dozens and dozens of animals in her "care" over the years be rained down upon her.
 
Polissa is live. Mostly just showing off acrylic paints she got for tonight's paintings "to benefit the cats." Claims that she is not at La Casa because she can't tolerate any temperature past 60-something degrees, and that she left the fan on for the kitties (again). Thanks for confirming

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I am attempting to screen record what I can of this one. We'll see how it goes.

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She dropped for a second, trying to post video

Edit: she’s back live, will reattempt to post later

Edit: she says that she's been sleeping at her friend's house all week. Mamaw put her foot down?
 
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Polissa is live. Mostly just showing off acrylic paints she got for tonight's paintings "to benefit the cats." Claims that she is not at La Casa because she can't tolerate any temperature past 60-something degrees, and that she left the fan on for the kitties (again). Thanks for confirming
60F is 15C.

15C is winter where I am. :story:
 
Trying to upload both parts of the stream. It was almost 90 minutes long and over 2 GB of space, so it will have to be up in parts (if KF will let me attach at all). Bear with me.

Especially since I had to see this for 90 minutes instead of art being created

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No help came for my eyesight

Polissa spends the stream painting off camera with dead stock acrylic paint a friend gifted her for her birthday last year. Someone asks what she is painting and she ignores them to continue blathering about how she's painting so she can make money to help her cats. She's been couchsurfing at the friend's house she's been streaming at for over a week because she's too heat intolerant and her "AC sounds like it's sparking." Claims to visit the cats to feed them every day. She goes through a 16 pound bag of dry food a week and only regularly gives wet food to Matilda's kittens Flora and Fauna.

Spends a good portion of the stream recounting known Campbell Cat lore, like how most of the cats are from one mother, Luna. Many of the cats are special needs: Gomez has chronic UTIs, Morticia is a dwarf, Sabrina has mobility issues... Polissa does not mention Shadow needing diapers like she used to beg for, but does address that he was also born with health problems.

There are actually FOUR unspayed cats in Polissa's hoard: Matilda, Sabrina, Penelope, and Mittens, an outdoor cat that has resided on Family Land since Polissa's aunt's kids were busy wrecking La Casa. All four have had kittens in the past three months. Matilda's Flora and Fauna are the only ones with names and appear to be the healthiest. Sabrina and Mittens's surviving kittens have health issues like clubbed feet that twist (?). She only knows that Penelope has had kittens recently; Penelope refuses to let Pissa get any closer to them to look.

She will no longer pursue funding for fixing all the intact cats, however. PAWS will sterilize like a dozen cats (adults and kittens) for her at no cost. It'll be soon! Really! (Suuurrre, Polly. Suurrre.)

She changes topics so that she can recount other Pissa lore, like how working at Wachovia made her develop fibromyalgia. The Women's March that Polissa attempted to upstage by wearing a Handmaid uniform is mentioned as she brags about what a good advocate for womens rights she is by "organizing" it with her friend Toni Beth.

Her relationship status comes up. Joh and her are legally separated on paper, but they are technically back together. It's “just complicated.” Josh is also squatting at the friends's place from what I can tell. Polly is very appreciative of her friend letting her stay and paint, even if she has a tendency to trash furniture with paint while doing so. Whenever she switches colors, she pulls out a box of baby wipes and "cleans" by smearing the brush into/around the wipe. Her palms are smurf blue by the end of stream with various layers of paint. Mamaw is also on vacation as of Saturday morning, so she has no place to go otherwise until Mamaw comes back [with the car].

She is letting the "muses" guide her. It was originally going to be a space painting, but now it “feels” like an ocean-space blend. Explains that she watched some TedTalk about 12 years ago about creativity that "liberated" her attitude regarding creating art. It's much easier to paint when she doesn't have to think about what she paints and just lets "muses" hold her hand and do all the work for her. Muses don't work like that, but okay.

The friend's four dogs and Dobby appear on camera. Dobby is with her because he’s her emotional support dog and there was a point in time that she only left the house with him in tow. A couple of them and Dobby try to tongue Polly after jumping onto her and/or the chair. One begins whining and barking off camera. The others quickly join the midnight howl. Camera cuts off after a good minute of ruckus.

Polissa posted her painting's current progress after the live ended

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This stream had a high engagement rate by Polissa standards. Someone donated one whole dollar

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$1/10,000 funded! Progress!
 
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interesting….I wonder if Mamaw doesn’t want her staying at her place when she’s not there.
Now that she and Joh are officially "back together but it's complicated", I wonder if there are concerns about her allowing him in the house when Memaw's not around. He seems the type to destroy things when he feels "disrespected", and the existence of a restraining order speaks volumes.

DeathByJen proportions comin' in nicely toobz. 👀
Goddamn, she's looking fat, fat, FAT and so very greasy. That bull neck is particularly hard to look at. She's absolutely massive. How much weight has she gained in the last six months? I guess couchsurfing at Memaw's has its perks.

The cat stuff makes me so angry. I can't wait until the CatTok ladies are tipped off* about this repulsive shitpile and her inbred, chronically neglected clowder. She talks about the horrific conditions to which those cats are subjected so casually, someone is bound to ween** to animal control. The fallout will be amazing. I should probably quit reading this thread for my mentuls, but on the other hand, it is always so nice to see that someone is living exactly the life she deserves.

*not a personal army request
**also not a personal army request
 
If you assigned a paragraph of psychobabble to relate it to feefees/current world events, then yes, it is art.

The aquamarine waves of social utopia are cut through by the string of dark yet vibrant purple, which represents our deepest yearnings and most shadowy desires that hold us entrapped in our bleak, white world. There is nothing in the background, for that is all that remains once our capitalistic society destroys that pure bright desire for social conformity and ultimate peace.

See? Modern art right there, shitlord.

Pissa, you're putting entirely too much effort and not enough thought into your canvas doodles. Make it a social commentary and you'll sell this shit to dangerhair morons in seconds. The more abstract and stupid, the better!
 
If you assigned a paragraph of psychobabble to relate it to feefees/current world events, then yes, it is art.

The aquamarine waves of social utopia are cut through by the string of dark yet vibrant purple, which represents our deepest yearnings and most shadowy desires that hold us entrapped in our bleak, white world. There is nothing in the background, for that is all that remains once our capitalistic society destroys that pure bright desire for social conformity and ultimate peace.

See? Modern art right there, shitlord.

Pissa, you're putting entirely too much effort and not enough thought into your canvas doodles. Make it a social commentary and you'll sell this shit to dangerhair morons in seconds. The more abstract and stupid, the better!
This is a good idea but it would require Pissa to think past the next Jimmy Dean bowl and 2 liter of Mello Yello and we know she won't do that.
Now that she and Joh are officially "back together but it's complicated", I wonder if there are concerns about her allowing him in the house when Memaw's not around. He seems the type to destroy things when he feels "disrespected", and the existence of a restraining order speaks volumes.
It could be that or it could be that even Memaw was sick of her taking up space that could be filled with more hoard. That and Memaw was sick of her emptying the fridge.
 
The cat stuff makes me so angry.
Polissa is a moron that I wish nothing but the worst for but I gave up on getting angry about people that neglect animals (especially cats) a long time ago. Instead I make a $100 donation to one of the many no-kill shelters I know that does TNR and low cost surgeries and sterilization anytime I see dipshits like Polissa failing to do the needful. Needless to say I’ve donated a lot of money to animal shelters over the years.
 
I'm having issues uploading the videos I made of the last stream even after cutting it into parts and trying to compress. I'll try again in the future.

More urgently, Polissa and Josh are currently in Florida because Josh's identical twin brother Chris is slated to be off life support on Monday. I am really weirded out at Polissa begging for travel reimbursement while they are there, presumably still in the hospital, but feel for Joh even if they were estranged.

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Damn, Polly. Your brother in law is dying. Wait a day before you start begging at least, goddamn
 
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