Saige did not say it. It was Cerise. They do not share memories.
The weakest argument ever.
Wouldn't it be wild if Cerise got Zena a job and Zena left Saige?
It would be, because Zena is committed to NOT working and leeching off others. It would be a miracle if Zena willingly chose to work - it would more likely be someone introducing Zena to a better meal ticket than Poppy, and even then Zena is lazy and used to her tumultuous relationship with Pophead.
I know it’s a bit dumb and cringe to hold out hope for people like Saige, but here I am.
It's natural to hope someone breaks away from people who are crazy toxic for them. Even with Saige's words and attitude.
With Saige/Logan, I have a small amount of pity for him since I don't think anyone deserves to be subjected to the Poppy-Zena household (sorry, ZENA-Poppy household) but holy shit Logan is a two faced motherfucking toadie with no respect for others who constantly plays crybully and wonders why he has no friends. I can't tell if it is his own denial, his own mental illness, his own stupidity, his ego, or a combination of all 4 that combine to block him from ever obtaining enlightenment on this and the tools to do such. His more fitting punishment is to be constantly ignored and abandoned by people he once considered his friend because he can't stop being an internet bully to soothe his own fragile tiny ego and get the rush of constant drama.
If I knew Saige IRL, I would report his suicide baiting post to the proper mental health authorities and get him committed or at least a wellness check every single time he said he was suicidal so he knew his actions had consequences. And then I would respond on twitter with fake shock and indignation, condemming whoever keeps doing it to him because his small ego would be too appeased to realize it was me. If Saige got a wellness check or was put into involuntary hold for a bit, Saige would not be in trouble. Saige would sit around bored for a few days, maybe raging or making a scene because Saige doesn't have a twitter audience to preform in front of, and be miserable because Saige's brain needs constant stimulation of highs and lows due to his BPD, like an addict. If Saige is put into grippy socks jail, nothing would happen aside from possibly being pushed in the direction of getting more help, refusing it, then complaining on twitter about it.
Basically, Saige is a crybully and I would not have sex with him, but his better punishment comes from his own hands rather than being abused by Poppy and Zena.
You monitor this thread because you need something to throw a tantrum about
Again, if Saige was put into the mental hospital for a bit, Saige would be very fucking upset because he cannot rage and experience extreme highs and lows of emotion to feel alive. No danger to Saige's health, it's a HOSPITAL care facility, only to Saige's emotional rage addiction fix.
Hello everyone, I suppose I need to introduce myself first. My name is Little Porkus, headmate of Big Beefus. We are a traumagenic system that formed when we watched a man die from slipping on a banana peel. My pronouns are oink/oinkem.
Imagine the daily struggle of having to suffer through a shift, and you have to suppress all your little compulsive liar bullshit, knowing your starbies paycheck is going towards mutilating COSMETIC surgeries in attempt to make yourself more appealing to a fellow porn sick dude(and whatever the fuck Zena is supposed to be). 
