Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Good for her. She now needs to lay low and pray the OF nudes are gone from people's memories by the time the kid reaches bullying age.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

First child at 32, oof

Eh, it will be a moderat amount of brothers at best, isn't Shoe around her mid 30s? Your fertility and likeliness of danger for the child or the mother skyrockets from that point onwards

Where the fuck do you people come from and why do you think it's abnormal to have children in your thirties? Are you quiverfulls or some shit?

As long as men continue to happily knowingly knock women who make horrible mothers, things will never improve.

No.1 candidate for post-partum depression/infanticide

That said just what the world needs, another neurotic idiot with a kid. The only smart thing greg ever did was not knock shoe up. She's going to end up raising that kid to be all kinds of fucked up just like she is. One way or another this won't end well for anyone involved

Jesus fucking Christ, am I on r/childfree right now? These takes are more unhinged than anything June has done. And they say A&H is retarded.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Where the fuck do you people come from and why do you think it's abnormal to have children in your thirties? Are you quiverfulls or some shit?

It is normal to have them in your 30s, but it is not at all normal to have your firstborn at that age

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

It is normal to have them in your 30s, but it is not at all normal to have your firstborn at that age

Do you live in the Middle East or some shit? Yes, it is normal to have your first kid at that age, especially with modern housing costs.

Would you have preferred for her to get knocked up by ArmouredSkeptic 5 years ago?

Now that would have been a disaster. "Mommy, why do you wear a leash all of the time?"

It wouldn't have even gotten that far, Armored Skeptic is the type to leave for milk and not come back, as evidenced by his ditching of Shoe in the first place. She dodged a bullet, not him.

 

[Nickolas Gurr]

Are you quiverfulls or some shit?

Yes we are. If a woman isnt pregnant by the time she can write and read she's already on her way to hell

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Yes we are. If a woman isnt pregnant by the time she can write and read she's already on her way to hell

Good joke, but it still stands that this biological determinist fertility min-maxing shit is beyond retarded.

 

[NinjaSniffer]

The kid will literally be mentally deficient at least because she had a child after her teens. Its a miracle its not a downie. Seethe all the fuck you want, terfs, its called a geriatric pregnancy after 25.

 

[Glowie]

She had a kid finally

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Who is the father?
If this doesn't make her drop the moniker that old /b/ gave her, it's not endearing, /b/ called her a whore with GOTIS, which she was.

Better yet, she'd better off as a normie outside internet, that's a very optimistic thought.

I'd hate to see more Nick tier child neglect happen when honeymoon is over.

 

[umami's milk]

"People have had kids in horrible stressful conditions so you have no excuse"

and

"Holy shit you are incredibly selfish and naïve if you think you can give your baby any quality of life after 30."

are not positions that can be held simultaneously. Either you believe children can thrive in sub-par conditions or you don't. Simple as.

 

[Smar Mijou]

This mf lettin the economy decide the fate of their family line.
Also, "But the weird push by many religious conservatives to have everyone squirt out kids by 25 is insane" is such a weird take. 20-25 are like prime ages to have healthy kids , and equally as important, you'll be at an age where as they grow, you can maintain the energy level to see them properly guided. You don't have to be religious to agree with that.
I won't completely dunk on your economic concerns, because being able to provide is indeed important, but a person who worries about money too much will likely just end up being childless even if-and-when they do obtain the means to provide.

It's statistically proven that a lower parental income is far more worse for a child than a parent who has kids later in life. We only need to look at the single-mother Shaniquas and La'Teishas living the Section 8 lifestyle with their brood of future doctors and engineers to see how that usually plays our. I just don't get the current thought that everyone thinks a 35 year old is over the hill and not physically capable of keeping up with kids while raising them. Maybe if you're a 300+ pound lard-ass who gets winded going up a flight of stairs, but it's not like you'll be running a full marathon every day with a toddler in the house. (although admittedly sometimes it does feel that way!)

 

[Glowie]

"People have had kids in horrible stressful conditions so you have no excuse"

and

"Holy shit you are incredibly selfish and naïve if you think you can give your baby any quality of life after 30."

are not positions that can be held simultaneously. Either you believe children can thrive in sub-par conditions or you don't. Simple as.

Shitty child neglecting fucks with crotchgoblins matter more whenever you have kids in your 20s and 30s.

Chernobyl disaster caused mass miscarriages who were out when radioactive rain caused chromosomal abnormalities leading to miscarriages or stillbirths.

Not mention individual problems and coincidences like anemia, preparation for C section, fetus growing in fallopian tubes, preparation for Parenthood, school, inherited diseases, etc.

Shit takes time and life gives you a lot of shit half the time. I'm happy for the motherhood, and hope that Shoe stops breadtubing. She's grown up, so have other when they saw attention whoring on /b/. I hope that new responsibility gives Shoe new priorities unlike her peers.

I may have grown soft, I'm happy when there are less lolcows in the world.

 

[Slur Generator]

Hopefully she becomes less retarded. Ideally its the last thing we hear about her but im not expecting miracles.

 

[Temporary Name]

She had a kid finally

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I wonder how long this will last.

 

[GZX_ULTRA]

Watch this kid end up as Ricky Berwick 2.0 lmao

 

[Maurice Maine]

It is normal to have them in your 30s, but it is not at all normal to have your firstborn at that age

We're in 2024, times have changed

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

We're in 2024, times have changed

I think I'm starting to develop a slight distate for current year

 

[Oxyjen]

Congratulations.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Watch this kid end up as Ricky Berwick 2.0 lmao

So a cuck?

 

[NoWayBro]

Happy for her, hope she keeps her life as a mother and her internet commentary shit seperated from each other.

 

[McSneaks]

Eh, it will be a moderat amount of brothers at best, isn't Shoe around her mid 30s? Your fertility and likeliness of danger for the child or the mother skyrockets from that point onwards

Woman who just had baby reading kiwifarms frantically worrying about the chances of her reduced fertility