Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[eat ze bugs]

What's with the missing tooth?

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He's always been a crackhead. You go to certain parts of Minneapolis and see many people like this walking around—some with even less teeth.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the Cokegoblin. Nights spent chasing an over-snowed Kayla around the swinging dungeon. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Nick's "special friends" April and Aaron build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, tying the Kayla-toy to the St. Andrew's Cross if she tries to escape. Nick would be giggling and laughing as the waves of cocaine/ketamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the dungeon like a holocaust victim with AIDS, wishing he had a viagra powered penis as a driving rod for the Cokegoblin. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Cokegoblin screeches defensively but Rickety Rackets is upon her in seconds. His flaccid penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about pushing rope. Eventually Aaron is called in and the K-hole Rodent is placated, suckling contently on his superior dick.

What an awful day to be literate.

 

[Scan_Lines]

Made a little song for you my farmers.

Hope you like it Mr Barnes

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Kayla has a lot more red flags than people think. She’s not middle class and religious, she’s kinda trailer trash. Her sister is named Jaymelee and her father was an alcoholic. She was a theatre kid who joined a cheerleading team at a bad state college.

When you marry someone you also marry their family, unless you’re some species of Coastal faggot and have amputated your family roots from yourself. Nick moved close to his wife’s family and I think it was intentional. Kayla is fucking stupid. Really fucking stupid. I think Nick moved close enough to ask for favors, but isolated enough where he can go “we’re so busy with the kids”.

The only person who reported Nick within the family was the sister-in-law. My guess is that if Kayla’s mother enabled her fathers drinking then Kayla is just like her mother and the better sister had enough.

 

[Autistic Orson Welles]

A sampling over time. The photo with the redacted kid in it is from 15+ years ago and I really wish you could see the kid's expression. He's staring at her breasts with a wide-eyed expression of surprise or horror.

These pictures are so bizarre. They just look like slightly dumpy Midwesterners. It's almost impossible to imagine either of the people in these photos becoming coke fiends. Truly, e-fame, not even once.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Pleading no contest covers your ass from any potential civil liabilities.
For example, if you get into a car crash and plead guilty to reckless driving, anybody you injured can sue you and the guilty plea will result in a slam dunk victory for the plaintiff.
I think Nick will plead no contest simply so he can say "ACCCCKKKKSHUALLY I wasn't found guilty of anything!"

That makes sense.
It makes me wonder why anyone would plead guilty at all though. Seems it's a better option to just go no contest.

 

[NSA Intern]

these people are not the sharpest tool in the shed
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the soviets could never dream of such perfect revisionism

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Nick Rekieta must know it's self-defeating for a lawyer to defend himself (and his strung-out wife) in a case involving multiple felonies.

Nick (in his own mind) is the pope of Lawtube. The alcohol induced holes in his brain prohibit him from considering that he's not in complete control of the situation even as his life around him burns to cinders.

I can not WAIT for Nick to defend himself pro se. It's going to be epic. He'll own the ayelawgs so hard we'll be scrambling to super chat him. Surely.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Made a little song for you my farmers.

Hope you like it Mr Barnes


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That was fucking great.

 

[Musashi's Son]

Meet Corey Leon of Leon's law based in Aliquippa Pennsylvania.

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[NSA Intern]

I'm a great believer in always keeping an open mind to all options.
Echo chambers are poisonous to thought, if 9 people are agreeing, the 10th should put forward an alternative.

In service of that, what're people's most plausible theories that nick could be telling the truth on any particular issues? Drugs, kids, being an alcoholic, etc. Or all of them, if you choose.
If the most ironclad theory we can come up with is still shit and full of holes at the end, that says a fair bit by itself.

 

[polar bear]

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I don't trust any Corey. They're all the same

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick also pretended to be totally unaware that the retard fucker Riley had gone to the grave plot despite breaking bread with Riley within a day of him driving to the grave plot.

Minor correction: the (alleged) grave pisser was someone else. Oblivious-something? I cannot remember, but it is ITT, and was not Riley.

Riley got trespassed from the warehouse EJ rented and taped stickers and mount to the building.

Was anime matsuri 2022 before or after the worst day of his life?

Likely answered, but AM2022 was a month or so afterwards.

>We want the bodycam footage to expose the identities of the minors because we are disgusting people despite Josh clearly stating that he will censor the PII of the minors in the bodycam footage.
>Cries about people making fun of him with memes and deepfakes and then implies Legal Mindset moved to Thailand to fuck kids because he dared to make fun of you for your retarded takes.

As I understood it, part of the cost was to have the police censor all that.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Looks like Nick's wife has to face another judge (sorry if it's late, the thread moves fast)

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You think Nick will also get another judge? Or will this all be separated?

Yes, they both got a new judge. MN law allows anyone 1 free reroll at the judge for any reason or even for no reason. As long as the motion is filed within 7 days it is granted every time.

 

[Red flaming panda]

I don't trust any Corey. They're all the same

Not even this Corey?

 

[Autistic Orson Welles]

Question, since I know fuck all about law: This will be a jury trial, right? The possible penalties for the charges are multiple years, so it would have to be?

If it went to trial, it could be before a jury or a bench of three judges: Nick's choice. Based on what he said over the years about judges, I'd guess he would prefer a jury. But there is effectively a 0% chance of that happening (particularly because Nick is actually guilty; it would be a waste of his time and money to risk a trial where he's guaranteed to be convicted).

99.9% outcome is that he pleads guilty to some assortment of charges long before he gets anywhere near a trial. The real question is what kind of a deal he's going to be offered, and to what degree his narcissism will keep him from taking it when it comes.

 

[Captain Manning]

Meet Corey Leon of Leon's law based in Aliquippa Pennsylvania.

Oh good. Just what we need. Another Cory.

Just you know, all people named Cory, or Corey, that side with Nick are presumed to be massive turbofaggots. See, KiwiFarms v. CGoody, 69 F.U. 1488 (2023). See, also, Potentially Criminal's Ballsack v CGoody's Chin, 88 F.U. 1776 (2023).

None of you better argue with me on this. I have a J.D. from the University of Sneed, and clerked for Judge Coomer for several years.

Isn't that sort of accusation what got Nick in trouble?

Yes.

 

[Burn It All Down]

Yes, they both got a new judge. MN law allows anyone 1 free reroll at the judge for any reason or even for no reason. As long as the motion is filed within 7 days it is granted every time.

Unfortunately for Nick he isn't going to get a Soros funded limp dick on crime judge.

 

[eat ze bugs]

Yes, they both got a new judge. MN law allows anyone 1 free reroll at the judge for any reason or even for no reason. As long as the motion is filed within 7 days it is granted every time.

I sure hope the new judge throws him to the disciplinary board. I can't wait for the status to change.

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

Regarding the mongoloid-looking Balldovian:

Why Lord, just why?

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I don't understand how his hair AND his face both look like they're photoshopped onto someone else's head from two different sources.

How can the uncanny valley be THIS STRONG with someone who is presumably a living in the flesh human being?

It's because this person looks completely Aztec in the face while being a pale faced demon with reddish hair. Unnatural union of features.

Somebody with better photo editing skills could make this person's skin complexion much darker and change the hair to black and no one would mistake them for being anything other than south central Mexican.

Many of the Scandinavian "native" people (near Santa's home) have Asian admixture, most notably chinky eyes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S%C3%A1mi_peoples

https://humanphenotypes.net/NorthLappid.html

https://www.quora.com/Why-do-Sami-people-look-more-Asian-than-Finns

One of Lenin's grandparents was a Kalmyk, a Mongolian group that found its way into Europe. That's why he has chinky eyes too.