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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 334 31.9%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 529 50.5%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.7%

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knowing Jetslop, it does nothing
God damn you were right.

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I hate it here...
 

Qnanon the weird stalker from Tayleigh's streams was screeching in a Twitter space about some girl he met who rejected him. Jimmy was invited to speak and tried giving him advice but it didn't take, with Q still rambling about how Tay is a bitch for leading him on and all that kind of crap.
Cole was listening the whole time, Jimmy pushed Q to let Cole talk and Cole actually accepted.
  • Cole said he knows Q's problem, it's narcissism, and he knows that because he himself is a narcissist
    • "Mr. Q, your shit's fucked up. Because I'm a narcissist, and you are too, so."
  • Cole said Q needs to get a job, or a driver's license, because jobs help as distractions
    • Cole said they're a way of passing time and putting energy into something. Q said jobs make you "docile and numb".
    • Cole started cracking up and said "so start a band, girls like guys that play in bands."
  • Cole said "there's plenty of fish in the sea" Q said "Well there's only one good fish and that's Tayleigh" and Cole replied "Ah, Jesus."
  • Jimmy says he hung out with short bus retards rather than be alone, Cole said he made friends with druggies rather than be alone, they agree Q needs to lower his standards for friends
  • Cole said he shouldn't lower his standards for relationships because that's how he'll end up with a fat girl though
Q ended the call abruptly but that was pretty surprising. Jimmy's texting Cole now so maybe there'll be more developments.
 
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While I sympathize with Shinji, it's hard to feel bad. It was a shitshow from day one. What made him stick it through another 41 days? No fucking way. You could leave, like others did before you. Own fault.
Sam was more generous with the Season 1 cast. I think Shinji figured he could at least make runner up. Catch a big check like Letty. Didn't happen this time.
 
Shinji was mislead by production and crash. He was made to believe that he would have an easy streaming career after the show and was not prepared for any hate due to being protected from TTS. While yes it was very naive of him production should still be blamed for the misleading and scamming him of the golden cricket money. No contestant was prepared for how hostile S2 would be compared to S1.
 
The money.
Could they even pay him anything if he won?
While s1 and s2 are so much different shinji could have capitalized either way but I don't think he has the personality type to make it streaming. I'm glad I did not see his interview with scott, just reading it made me sad :lossmanjack:
 
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Could they even pay him anything if he won?
He won challenges all season and came out with around 7-8.5k, taxes and the late fee basically nullified everything, so he was on the show for no reason. When Sam gave him that beetle everyone in the audience, Shinji and Crash assumed this meant that he was being given a runner up prize of about 15k since that is what the Golden Beetle was originally valued at during the search. Instead he just got a piece of plastic with fake gold drizzled over it in the shape of a beetle as a prize.
 
Shinji and Crash assumed this meant that he was being given a runner up prize of about 15k since that is what the Golden Beetle was originally valued at during the search. Instead he just got a piece of plastic with fake gold drizzled over it in the shape of a beetle as a prize.
Sam really is the perfect reality show host, he even has the inner slezzyness of corporate tv
 
Jimmy continued to stream after that Q call last night and although there wasn't much to say about it he mentioned he's been reading the thread here on Kiwi Farms to acclimate himself to abuse from the community.

I don't know whether that strategy has been attempted before by lolcows on this site, or if it's going to work at all, but this is a good opportunity, I suppose, to pile on with the consent of the fish in question.

Let's start with this: nobody is REALLY to blame for what happened with you on the show but yourself. I can write your excuses for you- "it wasn't fair that you larped something traumatic for you" and "it wasn't fair that production piled on." But being warned not to get violent or lose your temper wasn't unfair of production given things about you that are apparent to everyone but yourself. You are wildly impulsive and you don't have control of yourself even during lighthearted games. If a referee gives a yellow card to a soccer player that he doesn't deserve, that doesn't grant him the right to punch the ref.

We just got done making fun of Abi for how she responded to the thread, by making excuses and seething. Your move is to use what's said here to build yourself, not build excuses. You do have anger and impulse issues. Clearly the programs didn't fix them, if they didn't cause them, but you have them. It's a fact. Start with accepting that.
 
I'm going to be real, I think Shinji is being a bit of a bitch. Yes, he got stiffed on pay, but so did everyone else besides TJ and they've all been making chickens salad out of the situation. It seems to me like he wanted instant fame and adoration while putting in zero effort. I tried to watch one of his streams once and he was just sitting there not speaking at all, he wasn't even trying to be entertaining or engaging.
 

This is the shit that came from Fishtank season 1?
People are fucking paying for this shit. What in the actual fuck?
This is degeneraxy at its finest.
 
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