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There is nothing greater in this world than having children.
Infants who looks you in the eyes, smiles, and squeezes your hand whilst trying to make conversation with you is the greatest thing in the universe.

Therefore, I am of course happy to some extent for June's and her husband's sake, but I must confess: the fact that people like June and Ethan Ralph and Ethan Klein etc. gets the chance to have children is quite annoying to me.

Do rate me "Mad at the Internet", but I know of so many very fine people who would make excellent parents on account of their fine quality of character, yet who never seem to get the chance. The biological window for women is unfortunately real (it is for men as well, of course, but not quite to the same extent), and otherwise perfectly healthy and fine men are glossed over by far too many women in favor of the local bad boys.

Birth rates in more developed countries in the world are plummeting, and all the while, people like fucking June Lapine, with all of her unsavoury baggage, gets to procreate and have the chance of creating a happy family, while far more qualified people don't.
On the one hand, I shouldn't be a petty asshole, and merely resign myself to congratulating June & Co. for her new-found happiness, but on the other hand, I am somewhat seething. This should not be. June, and people like her, should be last in the line in birthing the next generation (as should the aforementioned fucknuts), but here we are.

Oh well, I suppose the best, and only reasonable thing to do, is to bask in the miracle of life.
 
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One day this baby shoe will probably read this thread about his/her mother. Hello baby shoe of the future. Despite some mean comments about your mom in this thread we all hope you turned out alright and are happy and your mom is too. And we all would like to congratulate you that your dad wasn't Greg.

Happy whatever year you read this in! :)
 
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Berrakh said:
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It’s obviously an extreme overreaction to women waiting too long, plus some revenge fantasy mixed in. As evidenced by the moronic take that men can take their sweet time and perhaps released their extra mutationally-loaded old sperm into a younger girl when they’re ready.
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Also this guy doesn't understand that we have prenatal testing about downs (at least in Europe) and women can abort them, and the autism correlates with men's age.
 
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Glowie said:
Who face filters infants? Does she think kiwis will visit the maternity ward and facedox a fucking baby?

BRB visiting Shoe's maternity ward, taking pictures just to call the baby ugly online.
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I mean...

Someone's already threatened to dox the kid earlier
 
morbid af question but

How will she deal with all the porn of her online now that she’s a mother?
 
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Amazo said:
morbid af question but

How will she deal with all the porn of her online now that she’s a mother?
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By trying her earnest to limit her kid's internet usage/dependency. Those pics are here to stay, so the best she can do is to make it so that her kid doesn't discover about them prematurely
 
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Glowie said:
Who face filters infants? Does she think kiwis will visit the maternity ward and facedox a fucking baby?

BRB visiting Shoe's maternity ward, taking pictures just to call the baby ugly online.
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Who face filters infants? Parents who want to respect the privacy of their own children and parents who want to protect their children. There's weirdos and perverts on the internet, and it would upset and disturb me greatly if people were to photoshop pictures of my infant's face.

It isn't just doxxing that Shoe has to worry about.

Shoe is starting off motherhood on the right foot by doing this, especially for being someone who is chronically online.
 
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Smar Mijou said:
It's statistically proven that a lower parental income is far more worse for a child than a parent who has kids later in life. We only need to look at the single-mother Shaniquas and La'Teishas living the Section 8 lifestyle with their brood of future doctors and engineers to see how that usually plays our. I just don't get the current thought that everyone thinks a 35 year old is over the hill and not physically capable of keeping up with kids while raising them. Maybe if you're a 300+ pound lard-ass who gets winded going up a flight of stairs, but it's not like you'll be running a full marathon every day with a toddler in the house. (although admittedly sometimes it does feel that way!)
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I don't think negroid cultural phenomena is a fair comparison to a broadly middle-class white couple's concerns over whether or not having children is viable (which I assume is the conversation we are having). And you shouldn't dismiss the plain fact that younger parents have far more vigor in raising children than older parents. The "current thought" that a 35 y/o can't maintain the same energy with raising children is very valid considering that it happens all the time.
As you get older, you are more easily fatigued mentally and physically, your metabolism slows down, et cetera. If you have a child at 35, you're 45 by the time the real challenges of raising a child begin to kick in. You are 50 during their rebellious years. What if they choose to follow in your path and have a child at 35? You're 70. Death is right around the door before you can be of any help beyond leaving some money for your kids and grand kids.
My own conclusion is you should have children in your 20's, have them with a decent, faithful partner, and make sure both you and they utilize the help of your families, who you should have a good relationship with. In my honest opinion, having strong family support and cohesion is far more important than concerns over income. With these factors in-hand, even a lower-middle class couple can make things work, and work well. (Unless you are a NEET retard, coasting your middle class status off of living with your parents, then you should rope yourself).
 
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Well I guess Shoe will have to drink an extra cup of coffee if she's too old to keep up with the baby

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