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I feel like I need to take a shower after reading Kevin's thread.
Here, take a clean wash cloth in with you.

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Also note what the problem with that mentality actually is. That you have it. Even if it's TRUE and women are nearly universally that way, that's not a reason to condemn yourself to it. It's just typical splitting/black-and-white/all-or-nothing thinking.

But rather than address this in any way at all (changing yourself, giving up on finding a perfect girl, becoming a serial killer, etc.), what Kevin and these types do is double down on it and deny their existence as men. Then do an even stupider doubling down by denying the odds of their own suppositions.

Assume for the sake of argument that 99.9% of women are that way and you're correct that you can't score a girl. At no point does it follow that your odds will increase as a woman, because assume for the sake of argument that you can pass yourself as a woman, you've just limited yourself to a smaller pool of women and there's no reason to assume those women also don't have the 99.9% standards about other women. It's assuming that the variable is purely the binary of whether or not one is a man. At no point do they consider lesbians women so lesbians become "exempt" from the standards they condemn women for. The proper assumption is that lesbians would simply have the same standards which would rule you out even if you were a woman.

The irony of the situation is that the "cope" explanation would take into account the smaller population of lesbians and suggest that your odds should improve simply because there's less women available to be lesbians so some lesbian out there has to settle for you or be alone forever. Which is the exact reasoning that leads to all them settling into T4T. They cut themselves out of the pools, so their odds have "improved" within a population that consists only of themselves and a bunch of people who are just like themselves but because they had already written off all women as that 99.9% they automatically restricted their population to having no actual women in it.

This is why it's a good idea to follow your premises to reasonable conclusions before you start getting am holes and magnetically repulsed implants. You can't just throw out an essential premise to replace it with "as a woman, I'd be swimming in pussy because myself as a woman would be my perfect girl" in the middle of your path to a conclusion.
 
Are we sure that the film Pink Flamingos shouldn't be renamed "The Kevin Gibes Story?"

"Pink Flamingos is a 1972 American black comedy film[a] by John Waters.[4] It is part of what Waters has labelled the "Trash Trilogy", which also includes Female Trouble (1974) and Desperate Living (1977).[4] The film stars the countercultural drag queen Divine as a criminal living under the name of Babs Johnson, who is proud to be "the filthiest person alive". While living in a trailer with her mother Edie (Edith Massey), son Crackers (Danny Mills), and companion Cotton (Mary Vivian Pearce), Divine is confronted by the Marbles (David Lochary and Mink Stole), a pair of criminals envious of her reputation who try to outdo her in filth. The characters engage in several grotesque, bizarre, and explicitly crude situations, and upon the film's re-release in 1997 it was rated NC-17 by the MPAA "for a wide range of perversions in explicit detail". It was filmed in the vicinity of Baltimore, Maryland, where Waters and most of the cast and crew grew up."

Pink Flamingos
 
Are we sure that the film Pink Flamingos shouldn't be renamed "The Kevin Gibes Story?"
Have you actually seen the film?

Babs leaves the house on her own, and has a much better sense of style than Kevin. The main characters are a family who like each other and work together to accomplish goals. Also they successfully have sexual intercourse, and only kill animals on purpose.

If you mailed Kevin a turd he wouldn't even get around to opening the box until a year later.
 
Kevin's been boring, mainly talking about a new episode of Helluva Boss, then he posts this, does not elaborate.
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Weezer.
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(The video: https://youtu.be/dVehv_LDWaE)
Kinky Weezer.
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"Big naturals." (Is there anything trannies will not shit up?)
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As a haver of big boobs, I can tell immediately that he's pushing that right one in with his arm. Which tells me his moobs are even farther apart than pictured, and they look like they're in separate zip codes here. And they'll only get worse with time, which couldn't happen to a better person.
 
"be gay do crimes"

"We need to start GOING AFTER THESE MAGA CHUDS"

"WHY DOESN'T BIDEN DO XYZ"

"I'M A SOCIALIST/COMMUNIST"

you literally admit right here to be scared of messaging your own friends. Say what you will about the Bolsheviks but they installed communism via multiple civil wars. You're a fat retard who is scared of literally everything. You're literally the kind of caricature of the upper class real communists use in their propaganda: sitting around getting fat on unearned money, providing no value at all and depending on an army of underpaid overworked actual workers
 
"be gay do crimes"

"We need to start GOING AFTER THESE MAGA CHUDS"

"WHY DOESN'T BIDEN DO XYZ"

"I'M A SOCIALIST/COMMUNIST"

you literally admit right here to be scared of messaging your own friends. Say what you will about the Bolsheviks but they installed communism via multiple civil wars. You're a fat retard who is scared of literally everything. You're literally the kind of caricature of the upper class real communists use in their propaganda: sitting around getting fat on unearned money, providing no value at all and depending on an army of underpaid overworked actual workers

It’s been pointed out before!

There was even a time which him and Jen were expected to ranch hand on the tranch and he acted like he had been on a 12 hour shift laying railway track after feeding and watering some of the animals.

Should there be a revolution, he will have to hope that Penny winds up being a high ranking party member and still wants to keep him around.

Otherwise he will just straight up be purged or deported to Alaska to be worked to death within a few hours.
Normal non mutilated lazy shits would probably manage a week or so before collapsing from exhaustion, Kev wouldn’t make it to the lunch of millet gruel and ersatz coffee.
 
It's actually a good thing Kevin is saving up his spoons, he's going to need them once the revolution comes and he's drafted into the shock labor brigades to go deforest a mountain to pile up wood to rot somewhere or fill in a freshwater lake for no clear reason.

haha jk, he'll be in the Inner Party of course since politics has absolutely no connection to social relations or popularity, it's all about... well, I'm kind of blanking on what exactly it is I could say Kevin does at all for the Party to reward.
 
It's actually a good thing Kevin is saving up his spoons, he's going to need them once the revolution comes and he's drafted into the shock labor brigades to go deforest a mountain to pile up wood to rot somewhere or fill in a freshwater lake for no clear reason.

haha jk, he'll be in the Inner Party of course since politics has absolutely no connection to social relations or popularity, it's all about... well, I'm kind of blanking on what exactly it is I could say Kevin does at all for the Party to reward.

Well, he does seem to be fond of showing his mishapen man udders so........ comic relief?
 
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