Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Echo_Ender]

Any guy that's boning a pooner absolutely doesn't see them as a guy, no matter what they say. They've just found a damaged-goods girl that will consistently put out and easily become codependent.

A stealth TiF is complaining that people now see her forgetfulness as intentionally malicious instead of before when they would understand that she was just an innocent forgetful girl.

I love watching this happen.

Pooners that fully "Become men" to the point that they lose their 'Girl Status' and can't keep playing life on easy-mode are endless comedy.

They jump straight down from "Semi-Cute Girl", skipping over several levels of "Average-to-Ugly Girl" and "Plain-to-ugly Guy", straight down to "Ugly, awkward manlet"

 

[Fathomless Eminence]

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3 times lol. I didn't even know that was possible.

Makes me think of

"SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP! You have no idea the physical toll that three transitions has on a person!"

 

[Susanna]

is dragged by his mother to get a hair cut because he's an autist.

Someone should tell autists that long hair is fine, you simply tell the stylist you only want a trim, or to do long in the front, short in the back, and tie it back into a bun. You don’t have to troon out (and at that height you absolutely the fuck should never even consider it, you’ll tower over absolutely everyone, which only draws even more attention to your huge tall man’s face).

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

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3 times lol. I didn't even know that was possible.

I’m thinking ’transition’ for them is slapping on a wig, calling themselves Susan , realizing this is a fetish and quitting. Rinse and repeat.

 

[SpookyObserver]

Any guy that's boning a pooner absolutely doesn't see them as a guy, no matter what they say. They've just found a damaged-goods girl that will consistently put out and easily become codependent.

this is so funny and true, women will literally call themselves they/them and say if you like them after that you are bisexual. The very bisexual trait of only liking vagina

 

[The Un-Clit]

this is so funny and true, women will literally call themselves they/them and say if you like them after that you are bisexual. The very bisexual trait of only liking vagina

I have to wonder, do any of these F2M women who don't rot dog it still become committed to the 'gay man' role to the level that they will only take it in the ass instead of their still functioning vagoo?

(Asking for a friend.)

 

[monstrous bubo]

Narrator: it was neither silly nor funny. It was his mind raising legitimate doubts (snip below, full text in spoiler).


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Spoiler: thilly goothe

How much have you done and accumulated in stuff and still find yourself in the self doubt zone?!​

Discussion

I'm bringing this up mainly because it's silly and funny. How on earth have I managed since last September to...

Buy well over 25 pairs of women's shoes (shoe collection did start a while ago) Tights. Dresses. Skirts. Tops. Jeans. Galore! I have raided the charity shops.

I've been getting laser IPL on my face, 5 or 6 sessions now. I've IPL'd with my own small machine all of my legs, arms, pits. My ears are pierced and I have a heap of jewellery. I've been to the Dr and got myself on the NHS list back in February. Since then I've been full time in women's clothes, at the very least I'll have a bra and breastforms on, barring a few exception guy mode days, usually for practicality. I'm out to everyone who knows me, friends have been more than accepting. I've even got myself some DIY Estrogel which I've been applying for the last three weeks and have started to notice some mild changes, body odours, itchy nipples... In general it's all been really positive and I've barely had that much grief from random members of the public.

...yet despite all this, somehow I still feel uncertain about the whole experience and whether I really want to commit to living as a woman for the rest of my days!

I guess I'm just impressed by how much I have committed to the whole thing and still managed to feel a degree of doubt, it's just daft. Especially since I've been thinking about life in the other shoes for well over 30 years. Bonkers. :3

Dunno sport, how’s your masturbation going? That’s the acid test for an AGP.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

Buy well over 25 pairs of women's shoes (shoe collection did start a while ago) Tights. Dresses. Skirts. Tops. Jeans. Galore! I have raided the charity shops.

Here's his photo:


All those women's clothes and shoes? I wonder where the charity shop got them in his size. A detransitioner? Or maybe...

Spoiler: maybe...

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

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Here's his photo:

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All those women's clothes and shoes? I wonder where the charity shop got them in his size. A detransitioner? Or maybe...

Spoiler: maybe...

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It's pretty generous to call that dress "his size"

 

[Vegetamite]

I’m very bad at knowing just how much strength to use, often using too much power for simple things by accident, like trying to write my own name and unintentionally snapping the pencil in half from the amount of force used.

What kind of cave dweller snaps a fucking pencil in half trying to write their name?
Dudes (true and honest only), how many times in your life have you snapped a pencil in half trying to write?

 

[Surfin Terf]

What kind of cave dweller snaps a fucking pencil in half trying to write their name?
Dudes (true and honest only), how many times in your life have you snapped a pencil in half trying to write?

I don't even see how you would do that, the lead would snap long before the pencil, and why would you keep pressing the pencil to the paper once the lead is broken?

 

[pink cigarettes]

I try so hard to be proper it feels like I’m role playing some kind of character around others, constantly hyper analyzing and nitpicking everything I do, trying hard to approximate the behavior and motions of others, eyes always darting around the room to be fully aware of the layout before I even take a step so I don’t crash into anything.

I broke down crying because it hurts so much to be around people living the life I couldn't and treating me like I don't belong and have some sort of ulterior motives.

Jfc. These people claim they are autistic, clumsy, awkward, whatever, but they're clearly deeply, deeply neurotic. You can tell that maybe 10-25% of their stories are true and the rest is just projection and exaggeration in a desperate attempt for sympathy and affirmation.

Do I just have a different definition of catcalling because I'm a guy and I just don't notice when it happens on the street, or is catcalling pretty much dead and these FTMs are so mentally ill that they consider any glance in their direction catcalling?

Pl blah blah blah: As a young and cute pink cig, I couldn't walk to the corner store for a six pack without hearing some nasty shit from passers by. Not "hey Mama you looking good" or whatever but objectively gross stuff.
Of course, the areas this happened were usually poor and mostly black. And of course, these girls won't ever admit the uncomfortable demographic realities of just who, exactly, is yelling at you from their car that they want to eat that pussy.

 

[darknation]

What kind of cave dweller snaps a fucking pencil in half trying to write their name?
Dudes (true and honest only), how many times in your life have you snapped a pencil in half trying to write?

Assuming it's not some weird Poon-Hulkout fantasy...

It's not writing pressure that does that: that's holding a pencil like a chimp because you've got neurological problems. The snapping occurs during micro-convulsions.

This person isn't clumsy because they are a woman. This person has some sort of spastic motile dysfunction.

 

[Gondolindrim]

More of trannies being mad at their partners over stupid things. MTF mad at his bio female girlfriend for telling him that he was raised like a male [because he is one]. Troons advise him to dump his "abusive" girlfriend for telling him something so *transmisogynistic* like that he has "male socialization."

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So "male socialization" doesn't exist, but these hypocrites regularly talk about being "raised like girls" and coveting an exaggerated version of girlhood (which includes female socialization by default)? Gotcha.

I hope girlfriend runs as fast as she can in the opposite direction.

They're just inventing terms at this point

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Assuming it's not some weird PoonHulkout fantasy...

I'd bet my life that it's exactly that.

TiFs often make up shit to tell Reddit about that they think makes them sound manly, but their understanding of being a man is seemingly informed entirely by 90s children's cartoons. Men are therefore super strong and can't control their strength and emotions, so making up a laughably implausible story in which she accidentally snaps a pencil like she's Hafþór Björnsson and pretending it's real makes them feel affirmed.

It's the exact same reason why Tumblrites make up those "and then everyone clapped" power fantasy stories, in which they righteously dispatch some imagined (usually white male) antagonist. It seems that on some level they believe their own fantasies and even if they don't, some retard out there will and will applaud them for it.

In summation, it's just autism.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Since then I've been full time in women's clothes, at the very least I'll have a bra and breastforms on, barring a few exception guy mode days

Wearing a bra isn't what I'd really call "full time in women's clothes" or is Sue Ellen "Braless Wonder" Mischke going full-time in men's clothes? (Except for when she mistakes that bra Elaine gives her for a top.)

 

[monstrous bubo]

Wearing a bra isn't what I'd really call "full time in women's clothes" or is Sue Ellen "Braless Wonder" Mischke going full-time in men's clothes? (Except for when she mistakes that bra Elaine gives her for a top.)

What biology class did you fail? Humans lose all gender when naked. That’s why babies have to be assigned male or female at birth - until someone puts a pink or blue outfit on them, it’s anyone’s guess what they are, and even then it isn’t always right. Observe yourself the next time you have a shower. If you’re lucky the dysphoria will crash over you, your egg will crack and maybe you won’t be so transphobic and ignorant, girlfriend.

 

[Pedophobe]

"Of course in reality, transfems are far less likely to commit sexual abuse of children than other groups of people, because we are systematically excluded from the very institutions where such abuse happens“

if the only thing stopping transwomen from raping more children is their lack of opportunity then we need to keep these restrictions in place forever.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

There's a nice subtly to this one, the denial of male socialization followed by how the abuser is trying to make him feel "submissive, so you can't argue with her" followed by how she "seems incapable of controlling her feelings" where the advice is to avoid talking about anything and jump straight to a severing of ties over a perceived slight. I wonder if euniexnoblade has one of those "I used to be a neo-Nazi incel then I saw the light about my womanhood" born again stories.

 

[darknation]

I'd bet my life that it's exactly that.

TiFs often make up shit to tell Reddit about that they think makes them sound manly, but their understanding of being a man is seemingly informed entirely by 90s children's cartoons. Men are of course super strong and can't control their strength and emotions, so making up a laughably implausible story in which she just casually snaps a pencil like she's Hafþór Björnsson and pretending it's real makes them feel affirmed.

I'd agree, but the story doesn't end with "And everyone clapped and called me Strong Boi" - it ends with everyone thinking she's a fucking destructive mental retard.

I dunno, I'm probably looking for logic where none exists. Maybe she should just buy a metal pen, see if she can bend it like a fucking cartoon girder.